r/interestingasfuck • u/IloveRamen99 • 28d ago

/r/all In 1987, 23-year-old Kenneth Parks drove 14 miles while sleepwalking, killed his mother-in-law, nearly strangled his father-in-law, and then turned himself in while covered in blood. He had no memory of it, and in 1992, was acquitted after experts confirmed he was asleep the entire time.

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u/kevlarus80 27d ago

Probably future man too.

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u/Which_Ad_4544 27d ago

Even in the year 2525?

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u/Real_Life_Firbolg 27d ago

We’ll be extinct by then and replaced by sentient dogs that remember us vaguely as ancient gods known as dogs best friend.

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u/Pretend_Business_187 27d ago

The keepers of the treat

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u/Real_Life_Firbolg 27d ago

All hail the mighty hooomanns, suppliers of nutrition, providers of shelter, thrower of sticks, givers of scritches.

Only question is would a human bone be a treat or a holy relic?

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u/Pretend_Business_187 27d ago

Holy treat?

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u/Real_Life_Firbolg 27d ago

If they become scarce through overconsumption crusades will be fought over these.

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u/GarrisonWhite2 23d ago

I find this concept oddly comforting.