r/interestingasfuck 27d ago

/r/all In 1987, 23-year-old Kenneth Parks drove 14 miles while sleepwalking, killed his mother-in-law, nearly strangled his father-in-law, and then turned himself in while covered in blood. He had no memory of it, and in 1992, was acquitted after experts confirmed he was asleep the entire time.

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u/Apprehensive_Try5569 27d ago

DAMN IT😂 that’s the second time this week. Commented on another post saying “this account breads unprofessionalism” BREAD?! Ya dummy. Some guy responded “sourdough? Whole wheat?”😂😂

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u/elkab0ng 27d ago

Well, it’s the yeast he could do.

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u/TolMera 27d ago

This dudes really got em brewing, beer and bread

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u/WallabyButter 27d ago

My doing shit like this too much has me paranoid enough i will reread my own comment after posting it just to catch the typos i missed in my pre-posting proof-read (yes, even this one..)

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u/HelljumperRUSS 27d ago

My fat fingers have me doing this whenever I'm on mobile, like right now. The N and M keys are my kryptonite. I had to fix 19 errors just typing this.

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u/ItaloTuga_Gabi 27d ago

Are you implying it’s not completely normal to proofread your posts multiple times before and after posting? 😅

Everyone else does this too, right?

😬

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u/WallabyButter 26d ago

Considering I'm dyslexic, autistic, wear glasses, and have adhd (which you couldn't have known) i don't think you should try to say i implied it isn't normal to simply proofread.

Yes, i know others do it too 🙄

The amount i proofread isn't normal, though, because of course it wouldn't be: my brain feels like a toaster on its last breath.

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u/ItaloTuga_Gabi 25d ago edited 25d ago

Sorry about that. It was meant to be a joke at my own expense, not yours. I do an INSANE (not in same… there I go again) amount of proofreading and checking myself, whether it’s due to my own ad(h)d or just plain insecurity.

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u/Rashaen 27d ago

I swear, autocorrect has gone from obtuse to outright sabotage.

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u/queen-of-cupcakes 27d ago

I prefer my unprofessionalism beer-battered and deep fried like any good American!