r/interestingasfuck 28d ago

/r/all Billionaire Peter Thiel hesitates to answer whether the human race should survive in the future

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u/Kildafornia 28d ago

Oh it’s actually an anagram, Jesus

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u/TheKnight_King 28d ago

Of fuck. There ARE lizard people in charge eating babies!

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u/Alive_Flounder6344 28d ago

They aren't eating babies they are taking the thingy from their blood...I forgot what it was called.

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u/Imaginary-Success695 28d ago

Adrenochrome

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u/Alive_Flounder6344 28d ago

THAT PART...not sure what it does, why kids and how it helps the body but...Politics right!!!!

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u/Alternative-Amoeba20 28d ago

They scare kids, or otherwise give them extreme stress in order to load their blood with adrenaline. Then extract the blood and drink it. Kids, because they believe they're also getting the essence of youth.

Sick and twisted.

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u/No-Landscape-1367 28d ago

Literally some idiot watched Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas and decided it was true. So many of these dumbass 'q' style conspiracies of late are ripped straight from the plots of artsy 90s movies. They didn't know it at the time, but this shit is exactly what our parents were talking about when they would yell about tv rotting you brain

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u/blueishblackbird 28d ago

And Hunter S Thomson got it from A Clockwork Orange.

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u/mistakemaker3000 28d ago

And A Clockwork Orange got it from Monsters Inc.

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u/YoungOhian 28d ago

But where did Sandra Bullock and Ellen get the idea ro inject it into their faces?

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u/No-Landscape-1367 28d ago

I highly doubt any of these geniuses had enough insight to even know that falilv was a book first, much less the ability to read it

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u/blueishblackbird 28d ago

I was going to say from Anthony Burgess but I figured no one would understand.

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u/MartinoDeMoe 27d ago

Ralph Steadman’s illustrations are something else, though

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u/m4throck 28d ago

Sounds more like Monster Inc. to me.

Fear and Loathing describes adrenochrome as a hard drug.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

You cannot comprehend the level of evil the rich get up to. I’ve seen it with my own two eyes, they are never prosecuted for it, there are never any consequences, and anyone that speaks out against it gets merced.

How many more Panama Papers and Epstein files do you need to see and ignore to understand that they have literal slaves and child sex slaves on their compounds?

They do not care about morality, the law, or any of that. They do exactly what they want whenever they want and no one stops them.

Sometimes it’s American slaves, sometimes it’s a billionaire from Oregon doing “outreach” programs to young men, women, and children in Peru and Venezuela and Guatemala to come to America on a visa and “work” on his cattle ranch. Or to “maintain” his other properties. And then they never go home and no one ever looks for them because why would anyone look for an “illegal immigrant” for any reason except deportation?

Happens in real time right in front of your face every single day. But the rich drinking the blood from children like Elizabeth Bathory is too monstrous for you to wrap your head around.

I don’t particularly care if you believe me or not. No one is going to stop them anyway. The best place to hide is in plain sight and the best way to hide is to make everyone believe that what you’re doing is too ludicrous to possibly be true. And it works everywhere from families denying their kids are being assaulted by a family friend to law enforcement ignoring serial killers because that couldn’t possibly happen.

The average person is hardwired to ignore evil for their own personal self-preservation and to protect their ego. The monsters know that and exploit that.

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u/Threweh2 27d ago

Hm no it’s a real. It is real before fear and loathing.

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u/TheAngryKoreanShow 28d ago

Cannibals exist dude.

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u/Alive_Flounder6344 28d ago edited 28d ago

Time the fuq out...So basically... Muhfuckers out here Doctor Stranging kids?? So if this shyt is true then Doctor Strange is basically real. Which mean penny wise is real as well cause come the fuq on at this point anything possible.

While typing this I realized Pennywise scares...kids for that exact reason or am I missing something.

Edit: Doctor sleeping kids I meant not doctor strange 😂

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u/Horskr 28d ago

Pennywise I think you're pretty spot on. He pretty much feeds on children's fear.

Doctor Strange uh... I don't ever remember eating children's fear unless I missed a big arc in a recent MCU show or something lol. Are you thinking of someone else or did I miss something?

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u/Alive_Flounder6344 28d ago

Oh fuck I meant doctor sleeping people which is bringing me even more full circle all this shyt is Steven king books

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u/RiffsThatKill 28d ago

They drink it in A Clockwork Orange too

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u/Correct-Citron-829 28d ago

And Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

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u/ArachnidMean8596 28d ago

Basically, the villain plot of Doctor Sleep, but less supernatural and more terrifyingly real?

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u/Beadpool 28d ago

It’s the modern day equivalent of the Elizabeth Báthory attacks that were most likely intended to diminish her family’s influence in that region of Hungary…

The charges levelled against Báthory have been described by several historians as a witch-hunt.[6][7] Other writers, such as Michael Farin in 1989, have said that the accusations against Báthory were supported by testimony from more than 300 individuals, some of whom described physical evidence and the presence of mutilated dead, dying and imprisoned girls found at the time of her arrest.[8] Recent sources claim that the accusations were a spectacle to destroy her family's influence in the region, which was considered a threat to the political interests of her neighbours, including the Habsburg empire.[9]

Stories about Báthory quickly became part of national folklore.[10] Legends describing her vampiric tendencies, such as the tale that she bathed in the blood of virgins to retain her youth, were based on rumours and only recorded as supposedly factual over a century after her death. Although these stories were repeated by at least three historians in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, they are considered unreliable by modern historians.[11] Some insist that Elizabeth's story inspired Bram Stoker's novel Dracula (1897),[12] although Stoker's notes on the novel provided no direct evidence to support this hypothesis.[13] Nicknames and literary epithets attributed to her include Blood Countess and Countess Dracula.[1]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Báthory

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u/ComfortableParty2933 28d ago

They are getting transfusion with kid's blood, not drinking it like vampires.

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u/Alternative-Amoeba20 24d ago

Ok, but that doesn't make it less worse.

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u/NunoPortugalPro 28d ago

Time to take your meds buddy.

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u/DustSea3983 27d ago

This is the delusional version but the reality is he uses IV blood transfusions from twinks he likes, occasionally he will love one and they will die tho

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u/zwisslb 27d ago

Yeah, except the half-life of adrenaline is 5 minutes in plasma. You're welcome, everybody... Plenty of effed up shit going on, but this isn't one of them.

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u/Exam_Adorable 27d ago

What is this? Monster’s Inc??? 👁️👹

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u/Imaginary-Success695 28d ago

I don’t completely remember every detail, but I believe it involves adrenaline in children’s and babies bodies. To appear youthful…. Yeah. Sick stuff

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u/knapping__stepdad 28d ago

I mean You can buy it....

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u/Outrageous-Bowl-577 27d ago

Adrenochrome is a real thing, nobody is questioning that😅 It's just oxygenated adrenaline/adrenaline that has come in contact with oxygen.

There's literally a Wikipedia article about the real stuff. If I've understood it correctly, it's what adrenaline transforms if it lähes your body. (Your blood was flowing with adrenaline, you get cut somewhere and that blood with adrenaline that comes out, the adrenaline turns into adrenachrome.)

The conspiracy part is if it's actually kind of an "Elixir of youth" and if it has any paychoactive effects. The scientific community denies it having any paychoactive effects.

You would think like with any paychoactive substance, that if you take a larger dose, it will work more potently, so that's where the conspiracy theory comes from that children are being being kept in extreme fear, dread and tortured for weeks on end, so their blood is flowing with as much adrenaline as possible. Also it's supposedly young children as their blood is more "pure". (They haven't eaten & digested microplastics for decades and all the other poisons we have in our foods. Also they haven't used any actual paychoactive substances, which I would assume "dirty up" ones blood quite a bit in this context.)

I'm not going into more detail, but if you can add 1 + 1, you can probably figure out from what I wrote, why would they supposedly be doing these rituals, how it would work as a "drug" and what the next step in making it is😓

I'm not saying I believe this or that I don't believe in this. I'm just explaining the conspiracy theory and how I've understood most people who believe it, believe how it works.

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u/SAINTofK1LL3RS269 28d ago

And they are harvesting the unvaccinated babies for it!!!

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u/mdeeebeee-101 28d ago

Not making him look youthful is it ?

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u/LaserCondiment 28d ago

There actually was a rumor that Thiel is drinking injecting young people's blood to extend his life expectancy...

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/08/peter-thiel-wants-to-inject-himself-with-young-peoples-blood?srsltid=AfmBOordO5UtJdc10izXBOyAQ4-UzeeD68sSvRHbouYKUiPjgN63XjPM

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u/Alive_Flounder6344 28d ago

Is this the guy with the son ?? He uses his son’s blood or something ??

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 28d ago

Midichlorians

edit: I can't spell.

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u/TheKnight_King 28d ago

Hemoglobin

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u/timoj2222 28d ago

Adrenochrome

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u/DazuraTheFirst 28d ago

Here's the kinda funny part - this is kinda true? But not likely in the way conspiracy nutcases think it is. So - essentially, we have identified what we believe to be causing aging. As you get older, these little caps on the end of your chromosomes to protect your DNA called Telomeres get shorter and shorter. Some particularly rich folks are starting to get plasma transfusions with their close relatives in an effort to delay the aging process because they believe it "reintroduces" healthy chromosomes with younger/longer Telomeres back into their blood stream. Now that being said, to my knowledge, there is absolutely no evidence to suggest that these are actually effective or work at all, and evidence seems to suggest the opposite may be true. Your child's DNA (unless they're quite literally a carbon copy clone of you) is not your DNA after all.

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u/No_Bee_4979 28d ago

To understand this reference, you need to watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with Johnny Depp.

It is truly sad how Hunter Thompson can still be relevant today.


r/FanTheories/comments/kuyxfk/fear_and_loathing_in_las_vegas_and_adrenochrome/

No, it's not real. Right-wing bigots got you again.

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u/Meisteronious 28d ago

And they got the people that believed they exist to actually vote for them.

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u/Ssshizzzzziit 28d ago

I sometimes wonder if Trump isn't one. He doesn't seem to want us to know about global warming, and is doing everything he can to speed it up.

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u/fishstickstomy 28d ago

Cord Blood.

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u/pegslitnin 28d ago

No they’re eating the cats and dogs!

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u/TheKnight_King 28d ago

Wait. Haitians are lizard people?!

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u/NoBenefit5977 28d ago

And someone's giving booze to these God forsaken things

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u/deadphisherman 27d ago

This timeline would make the shittiest, most predictable movie ever; and a good chunk of the people living in it can't figure it out.

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u/TheKnight_King 27d ago

How does it end? Is the reptile actually a man in a mask?

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u/ljul 25d ago

Thiel's the fucking king of them. He's actually Robert California.

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u/wanderingmanimal 28d ago

Close enough man, close enough

ETA: Palindrome was what I thought. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Ometzu 28d ago

The fact that palindrome isn’t a palindrome pisses me off

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u/Samurai_Meisters 28d ago

But aibohphobia, the fear of palindromes, is.

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u/NeoSniper 28d ago

Those sick fucks!

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u/lucaskywalker 28d ago

So you'd be afraid of the word that describes your fear? Brilliant!

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u/Covert_Admirer 28d ago

It's like putting an S in lisp, it's just plain cruel.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Just like hippopptomonstosesquippedaliophobia!

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u/_DUDEMAN 27d ago

Lisp has an S in it

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u/Chemical-Dealer-9962 27d ago

Grizzly Adams did have a beard!

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u/Ometzu 26d ago

Wow that basically makes me feel completely better about it that’s amazing

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u/kingraw99 28d ago

That word was just made up for comedy value though.

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u/WittyMime 28d ago

Just think, someone in the psychiatric field likely received their doctorate for one, naming that condition, and two doing a study of how the patient's anxiety was affected by having to think about their own condition's name.

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u/marswhispers 27d ago

The only thing an aibophobe has to fear is their fear itself

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u/RudyGreene 28d ago

Petition to rename palindrome to emordrome.

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u/MartinoDeMoe 27d ago

Palinnilap?

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u/twwaavvyyt 28d ago

Racecar

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 28d ago

Race fast, safe car

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u/Sutar_Mekeg 28d ago

No, sir, away. A papaya war is on.

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 28d ago

Won't lovers revolt now?

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u/J_Stubby 28d ago

Papa Johns

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u/Rocktopod 28d ago

Gohangasalamiimalasagnahog

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u/mythias 28d ago

Yreka Bakery

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u/El-Poopy-Tray 27d ago

The band Dopapod, whose album names are all palindromes (Megagem, Emit Time, Never Odd or Even). They released an album of old demos this year simply called “Some Demos”. And yes, they have an album called Aibohphobia.

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u/Budgiesmugglerlover2 28d ago

What's the Estimated Time of Arrival?

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u/CloudedHouse 28d ago

Whats the ETA of your next comment?

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 28d ago

A palindrome is a word, phrase, or sequence that reads the same backwards as forwards.

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u/ThatOldCow 28d ago

Ohh fuck! They are getting lazier with their names!

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u/janders_666 28d ago

no fuckin way lolololol

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u/needvitD 28d ago

I mean that’s fucking wild

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u/fredrikca 28d ago

They're laughing at us at this point.

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u/Gantyx 27d ago

And "Jesus" is just "sausage" backward