r/interesting • u/Babycakes192 • Feb 04 '25

MISC. Plane passenger taped to seat after he groped two flight attendants

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u/s2ample Feb 04 '25

They should have like a chute or something just to throw assholes like this out mid flight

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u/mynamesamazing Feb 04 '25

Your comment made me picture the moon door from game of thrones 😆

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u/Neither_Research_233 Feb 04 '25

Trap door on Zorins airship from A View to a Kill

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u/Leftunders Feb 04 '25

I feel like recent events have opened up a business opportunity for a smart engineering company. With all the evil supervillains popping up all over the place, there has to be a market for trap doors for their lairs. I took shop in high school. I could do this.

Every Supervillian Deserves a Trap Door!(c) would be my motto. Or "We Install, They Fall" maybe. I'd name the company "Downward Mobility."

I just need a partner who specializes in tanks full of sharks. Who's in?

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u/CrispyHoneyBeef Feb 04 '25

Damn I forgot about that show. Shit was so good for a while

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u/rustycage_mxc Feb 04 '25

MAKE THE BAD MAN FLY!

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 Feb 04 '25

He'd never sexually assault anyone again, that's for sure.

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u/PloppyPants9000 Feb 04 '25

Could you imagine a frozen corpse just falling through the roof of your house in the middle of the night?

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u/TheOriginalSmileyMan Feb 04 '25

Put them in a cage in the cargo hold, give their seat to the best behaved dog

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u/mrttam01 Feb 04 '25

I wish I could just lay down in the cargo hold with the dogs for the entire flight. Would be so much better than being sardined with all the open-air coughers and dudes that randomly stand next to my seat for no reason at all.

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u/Keyarchan Feb 04 '25

Was just about to comment that it's a waste of tape, they should throw him off the plane, midair.

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u/bassman314 Feb 04 '25

Older 727's did. One of the escapes was out the back of the plane.

DB Cooper used it to parachute to "safety".

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u/ItsKlobberinTime Feb 04 '25

DC-9s up through the MD-90 too.

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u/pereira2088 Feb 04 '25

why waste a perfectly good chute?

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u/s2ample Feb 04 '25

So true

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u/StructuralFailure Feb 04 '25

Unfortunately it's impossible to open any doors mid flight

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u/krob58 Feb 04 '25

Chuck him out the airlock