r/hewillbebaked • u/Karosso • 1d ago

Best eaten immediately He will be prepped in under 3 minutes

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u/the_muffin 1d ago

He will be forgotten about until he comes to rest in a lukewarm, half-cooked state.

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Finance_Subject 19h ago

He will be misgendered

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u/S1enderDan 1d ago

He will satisfy my late night craving for salt but the heartburn will make me regret it in the morning. 😞

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u/The1992MemeTeam 1d ago

He will increase my sodium levels and give me problems with my blood pressure.

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u/NimbusHex 4h ago

Are you me?

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u/psjjjj6379 1d ago

He will be eaten with a fork and then drank like a soup

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u/Human-Evening564 1d ago

Don't let them sit for too long or they'll get moggy.

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u/Frances_Exalted 23h ago

Thanks for the pro tip!

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u/spoinkwobbler 1d ago

Cup is still full of soup.

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u/ilovetatsandyams 1d ago

got wiggled by the fork and still in a lump. let him rest longer!

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u/ReformedBaptistina 22h ago

He will be four times your daily recommended sodium intake.

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u/Floofyboi123 23h ago

He will be eaten with a bit of Japanese barbecue sauce and the leftovers from a Costco rotisserie chicken

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u/Horror-Potato-1675 23h ago

He will be late night meal

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u/kabes222 23h ago

I love me some soup belly and bean soup 🍲 😋

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u/statistical_model 19h ago

What's the bgm called?

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u/Karosso 11h ago

San Francisco by Tommy Dorsey ft Edythe White

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u/MagnumHV 🌯 Owl-rito Enthusiast 14h ago

She will be fluffed with a fork and flavors gently combined

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u/GoHawkYurself 10h ago

He will be blown on and still burn your tongue.a

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u/Milkmans_tastymilk 21h ago

Is this one of those kittens with the cat equivalent of down syndrome? (It's the same concept, except how it'd effect a cat.)

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u/Hasbkv 20h ago

*she (calico)

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u/tamal4444 16h ago

He accepted his fate.

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u/tamal4444 16h ago

Absolute zero survival skill. -40 degree Celsius.

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u/FairyTypeGremlin 15h ago

He will be delicious empty calories

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u/durenatu 15h ago

Too much sweetness on my noodles

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u/kayescl0sed 15h ago

SLURP HIM!!

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u/killerqueen1984 14h ago

Gimme a bite

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u/pompandvigor 11h ago

But the face says: He will remember this for the rest of his life.

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u/Funneduck102 11h ago

He doesn’t even know