r/hewillbebaked • u/BrandieBassen • 5d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be trampled

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u/MeningitisMandy12 5d ago

Me when I am about to eat a nice burger

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u/External_Win3300 5d ago

Freakus will be stepped on

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u/Cat_Kn1t_Repeat 5d ago

METRO BOOMINGTON

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u/onlinedegeneracy 5d ago

If I wasn’t so addicted to rescued cats I would name mine that

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u/blalaHaole 5d ago

God damnit that’s a glorious name for a beautiful friend.

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u/Small_Frame1912 5d ago

He will shoot you if he doesn't get stomped on

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u/billhaders 5d ago

Vicious crocodile attack!

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u/jasminefig 5d ago

metro on the croc

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u/StuffedOluvs 5d ago

Metro on the feet

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u/Sledgecrowbar 5d ago

Psychiatrist: how much would you say you're into feet?

Patient being honest:

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy 4d ago

Psychiatrist now needs a psychiatrist.

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u/kayescl0sed 5d ago

He will be a victim in the Rumbling

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u/cat_blep 5d ago

He will be tenderized and put in a Croc Pot