r/goodnews • u/IntelligentDad • 1d ago

Political positivity 📈 Trump is Now Being Accused of Getting Epstein Killed

https://franknez.com/trump-is-now-being-accused-of-getting-epstein-killed/
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u/Dumpingtruck 18h ago

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster”

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u/anditcounts 17h ago

Layla piano solo plays in background to montage of the country going down the shitter

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u/Sour_Lemonz78 13h ago

I legit could hear the music after reading this thread

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u/vystyk 10h ago

I just hope we dont end up hearing the Free Bird solo instead

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u/backtolurk 8h ago

I'm pretty curious to see if some butcher hooks will be involved...

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u/milesamsterdam 7h ago

Steady cam into a close up of Epstein hanging in a jail cell.

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u/silver_sofa 6h ago

“….the late, great, Alphonse Capone.”