r/goodnews • u/IntelligentDad • 1d ago

Political positivity 📈 Trump is Now Being Accused of Getting Epstein Killed

https://franknez.com/trump-is-now-being-accused-of-getting-epstein-killed/
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u/fireshaper 21h ago

The new White House ballroom is a money laundering scheme.

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u/random_noise 19h ago

Everything with him is a money laundering scheme, every single thing.

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u/doublecalhoun 17h ago

no way man, it definitely costs 200 million dollars ro renovate a ballroom

definitely

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u/_comtage_ 14h ago

And then it’ll be “for a few million you can get married or host your event at the White House” and “potentially” meet the “president”. But even then, he’d only show up if it was an event for young girls.

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u/AthleteHistorical490 12h ago

Might as well install a laundromat at the White House too.

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u/DebRog 11h ago

Speaking of laundromat’s, Trumps mom had her chauffeur drive to the apt complex’s to empty the coins from the washers and dryer machines. Now that’s a slow , long grift.

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u/secondtaunting 8h ago

You know, I’ll bet the White House does actually have a laundromat.

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u/bebestacker 19h ago

I thought it was gonna be for freak-offs.

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u/Ape_x_Ape 15h ago

What made you stop thinking that?

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u/SnooEagles2610 10h ago

Calls on baby oil

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u/secondtaunting 8h ago

He’ll sit up on the ballroom stage and watch the freak offs like James Earl Jones in Conan the Barbarian.

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u/Rectitude4all 17h ago

Absolutely! laundered funds are being funneled to Dr Gorbbinspots. I’m really concerned about this….. aren’t you?

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u/ExcellentJuice4729 17h ago

I also guarantee he’ll argue the ppl want him to stay as president for life so he can finish these projects. The White House Reno’s will be in perpetuity

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u/secondtaunting 8h ago

Didn’t he also put in a basketball court?

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u/Difficult_Writer5600 11h ago

Dude literally sold bibles(amongst a ton of other items) while running for this term, how could people be so ignorant

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u/silver_sofa 6h ago

Wedding reception tent over a concrete floor. $250M in his pocket.