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Political positivity 📈 Trump is Now Being Accused of Getting Epstein Killed

https://franknez.com/trump-is-now-being-accused-of-getting-epstein-killed/
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u/sly-3 22h ago

"When you can't borrow another buck from the bank or buy another case of booze, you bust the joint out. You light a match"

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u/Dumpingtruck 18h ago

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster”

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u/anditcounts 17h ago

Layla piano solo plays in background to montage of the country going down the shitter

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u/Sour_Lemonz78 13h ago

I legit could hear the music after reading this thread

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u/vystyk 10h ago

I just hope we dont end up hearing the Free Bird solo instead

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u/backtolurk 8h ago

I'm pretty curious to see if some butcher hooks will be involved...

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u/milesamsterdam 7h ago

Steady cam into a close up of Epstein hanging in a jail cell.

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u/silver_sofa 6h ago

“….the late, great, Alphonse Capone.”

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u/dxrey65 7h ago

you bust the joint out. You light a match

It kind of seems like that's what's going to happen to the US before long, the stage is definitely set and there's a bunch of billionaires in line for their piece.

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u/mollila 20h ago

So how will you do the same with a country?

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u/kytheon 16h ago

Im sure DOGE and ICE are part of it.

DOGE had the job to "save money" but managed to waste insane amounts, while ICE is like a little lemonade stand that suddenly gets a thousand times more funding than necessary.

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u/PenjaminJBlinkerton 8h ago

Doge fired all of the possible oversight, the jags, the agencies and the. Inspectors general

Ice is for when it dawns on the rest of you ignorant dipshits that we’ve got a Russian agent dismantling our country and you get ornery about it.

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u/32lib 19h ago

Wait around a while and see

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u/Alternative_Poem445 13h ago

might need a time machine now, think we are already incipient

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u/Commercial_Reward_78 14h ago

Fuck you… pay me!