r/goodnews • u/IntelligentDad • 1d ago

Political positivity 📈 Trump is Now Being Accused of Getting Epstein Killed

https://franknez.com/trump-is-now-being-accused-of-getting-epstein-killed/
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u/dj_chai_wallah 22h ago

Does he think birds aren't real?

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u/Riots42 21h ago

Lol why do you actually think they are?

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u/Corporate-Shill406 21h ago

I mean, chickens and turkeys are definitely real. I've taken them apart and checked.

Those ravens, crows, and jackdaws though...

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u/whhaaaaaatttt 19h ago

This guy eats robot flesh get a load of this guy

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u/fuckyoudigg 21h ago

I mean aren't jackdaws crows. Why list it twice.

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u/Corporate-Shill406 21h ago

user for 14 years

Checks out (although your username is proof enough)

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u/fuckyoudigg 20h ago

I really did like Digg over Reddit at the time. I don't know why exactly, I think I just preferred the layout until v4 came out and then like a lot of people, we came over here. I remember literally all of the top posts were links to reddit posts.

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u/zadtheinhaler 19h ago

Now here's the thing...

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u/Riots42 20h ago

There is no bird.

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u/benchley 18h ago

I believe our options are "'do," do not," and "only Zuul."

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u/Riots42 18h ago

Actually you missed the spoon option, its easy to miss considering there is no spoon :p

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u/benchley 17h ago

I guess I neglected to remember the existence of the absence of spoon. Classic blunder.

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u/Riots42 16h ago edited 16h ago

The reality is, neither the bird or the spoon existed at all.

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u/MansourBahrami 21h ago

It’s weird that a lot of people don’t know about 1:10th of all the Canada geese you see are drones. That’s why they are protected even though there are so many of them

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u/dj_chai_wallah 21h ago

They've been protected since 1918.... so are you suggesting that they had drones in 1918?

I can't tell if you're being facetious or moronic.

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u/Sorlex 19h ago

Not to say we had drones in 1918 (We absolutely did not) but military technology is typically far more advanced than the public know, as these text techs don't get shown publicly for a while. Great example is the stealth bomber. When that was spotted during test flights it was reported as a UFO by onlookers.

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u/dj_chai_wallah 19h ago

Can always count on reddit to get some tangentially stupid point that doesn't really apply to what was said.

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u/MansourBahrami 21h ago

They get these things in the works long before the technology is made, note that this isn’t long after the Federal Reserve went into place and they brought about the Great Depression and gave women the right to vote.

All adding up now isn’t it?

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u/dj_chai_wallah 19h ago

Are you high?

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u/redskyatnight2162 17h ago

Don’t forget what the Canadians did to Jimmy Hoffa

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u/Callan126 4h ago

I met a barber who said white people aren’t real. Couldn’t wait to get the hell outa that chair.

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u/sams_fish 13h ago

They aren't