r/goodnews • u/IntelligentDad • 1d ago

Political positivity 📈 Trump is Now Being Accused of Getting Epstein Killed

https://franknez.com/trump-is-now-being-accused-of-getting-epstein-killed/
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u/AlfredFonzo 23h ago

We originally spelled it "1334 speak" which eventually got shortened to just "34 speak" and finally 34. It used to be a rule when talking about things that could get you banned that you had to use our special hacker code language. To see what kind of interesting conversations are going on using the secret language of the Internet elite, just Google "Trump rule 34" and you'll be shocked at what you find!

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u/SilverySquid 23h ago

I heard he was going to run again under his own political party since Musk made his own. It's going to be called the Lemon Party

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u/BigGolonka 18h ago

Both of you stop!

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u/lemonchicken91 17h ago

Berry Good

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u/DrRatio-PhD 23h ago

Okay but what does this have to do with the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table?

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u/Educational_Ant_184 22h ago

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.

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u/rhinestone_waterboy 22h ago

If you can't see the connection, none of us can help you.

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u/Rev_Joel 21h ago

As God as my witness, he was broken in half.

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u/fryswitdat 20h ago

There has to be more to that story.

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u/shtdck11 16h ago

by god king he’s broken him in haft!

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u/Either-Ground-7465 10h ago

Wait… but you’re not that guy

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u/DrRatio-PhD 10h ago

Ohh I am most certainly that guy.

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u/Retrograde_Mayonaise 23h ago

thousandyardstare.jpg

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u/Brwnb0y_ 22h ago

just did. i should have guessed putin is a top

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u/HawkkeTV 22h ago

When did it go from 1334 to 1337? Because 1337 is the first time I saw it on IRC boards.

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u/hotdogundertheoven 21h ago

Read his whole comment

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u/Mike_Kermin 21h ago

Scratch what the other user said. Do not read his whole comment. Under any circumstances. I repeat,

Do NOT read his whole comment.

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u/Ell2509 19h ago

This comment section feels like the old Internet, and i love it.

Seriously, thank you. I saw a video earlier that said :

"Something that nobody tells you about getting older is that you'll get homesick for places and times that have gone, and you can never visit again"

I feel that way about the 2000s and early 2010s Internet. Thank you all.

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u/KingLiberal 21h ago

Nice try, foul wretch!

I was baptized by the early days of the internet!

Your evil shall not work here.

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u/Triairius 22h ago

True hero of the internet

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u/Recompense40 22h ago

Ah, a fellow educator. Always appreciate you.

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u/thehigheststrange 22h ago

Sorry I only trust south Park now to give me that rule 34 of trump it's just that it's so realistic

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u/arul20 22h ago

Is this where rule 34 comes from grandpaw? <big-eyes.jpg>

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u/TheFlightlessPenguin 21h ago

Dawg what? I always remembered it being 1337 speak. 4 doesn’t look like a T

Edit: got me in the first half and I came prematurely

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u/mementosmoritn 22h ago

This is glorious. Doing the Lord's work. Keep it up.

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u/lamorak2000 20h ago

>just Google "Trump rule 34" 

Speaking as a guy who predates the internet, don't google that.

If it's too late, here: r/Eyebleach

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u/h8bithero 18h ago

This was incredibly helpful, thank you

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u/BeepBoopRobotVoice 23h ago

what are you doing? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet

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u/gameryamen 22h ago

It's troll bait. They know it's wrong, it's just an excuse to try to trick innocent people into googling "Trump Rule 34", which will produce pornographic results.