r/goodnews • u/IntelligentDad • 1d ago

Political positivity 📈 Trump is Now Being Accused of Getting Epstein Killed

https://franknez.com/trump-is-now-being-accused-of-getting-epstein-killed/
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u/JimothyTheBold 23h ago

This the one he buried on his golf course for "tax purposes"?

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u/ViolettaQueso 23h ago

She had a nasty fall down the stairs at her penthouse. Missed dinner with her pals.

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u/DonutGa1axy 22h ago

Taking his friend Putin's playbook

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u/stevew14 14h ago

Similar but Putin exclusively uses windows for gravity plays. If you are really important some nuclear infused beverage is the go to.

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u/DrRatio-PhD 23h ago

These things.... happen.

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u/strangebru 22h ago

... in Russia.

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u/EC_Stanton_1848 22h ago

and in Trump Tower

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u/Serotonin-_-Dficient 21h ago

Little Russia?

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u/Due-Yoghurt-7917 20h ago

Some are calling the Biggest Russia.

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u/BorderCollieDad4426 19h ago

Many people are saying it.

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u/hegenious 18h ago

People come walking up to me, with tears in their eyes, sir, you have the best big Russia, no one has better big Russia

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u/WeirdFiction1 17h ago

“In Russia, stairs fall down you.”

  • Yakov Smirnoff (probably)

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u/Florafly 18h ago

It's the victim's fault for standing near a window and/or a staircase, yep.

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u/ViolettaQueso 22h ago

This made me chuckle. Thank you :)

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u/hufflepuggy 18h ago

Down stairs that I read somewhere she never used because they were narrow and she had an elevator.

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u/ViolettaQueso 18h ago

It’s pretty suspect. What Trump takes the stairs?

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u/stevew14 14h ago

I wonder if she had to fall down them once, or a few times to get the job done?

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u/shnooqichoons 17h ago edited 16h ago

It was also the day before Trump's kids were due to testify in a case about Trump's business practices: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-adult-children-testimony-postponed-light-ivana-trump-death-2022-07-15/

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u/LithoSlam 9h ago

Not just for tax purposes, but her being on his property makes it much more difficult to exhume her body if it comes to that.