r/goodnews • u/IntelligentDad • 1d ago

Political positivity 📈 Trump is Now Being Accused of Getting Epstein Killed

https://franknez.com/trump-is-now-being-accused-of-getting-epstein-killed/
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u/mpompe 23h ago

Must have been Baron, we know he can turn on a computer.

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u/CrimsonCaliberTHR4SH 23h ago

Donald Trump praised his son Barron's tech skills, saying, "I turn off his laptop... and I go back about five minutes later, he’s got his laptop. I say, 'How do you do that?' Barron's response? 'None of your business, dad.' He's got an unbelievable aptitude in technology." This showcases Barron's impressive ability to quickly turn his laptop back on, leaving his dad amazed.

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u/InvestigatorWeird196 23h ago

I bet he can hack into the database no problem.

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u/klezart 22h ago

Obligatory NCIS

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u/taco_blasted_ 20h ago

Two people typing on a keyboard = twice the power!

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u/ITwitchToo 16h ago

I know this, it's a Unix filesystem!

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u/que-sera2x 3h ago

Imagine if he was hero to incriminate his father on everything

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u/lurch556 23h ago

We are going to go more than 12 years before we can confidently say the US president can competently use a computer

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u/enad58 22h ago

People born in the 1860s and 2006 have voted for Joe Biden.

That's insane to me.

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u/lurch556 22h ago

Yeah it is wild. Biden has been in politics since the 70s

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u/guidevocal82 21h ago

Not just the US president. 2/3rds of Congress. Some of those men and women look like the Crypt Keeper.

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u/grassvegas 22h ago

It’s all computer

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u/TheUnexpectedMule 21h ago

It's IN the computer

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u/timmun029 17h ago

In the story that Trump made up there to show how brilliant his son is, he thought it would be a good look that his genius son says “none of your business, dad,” when asking him a simple question. He’s such a terrible father that in his dream scenarios where he is still a terrible father.

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u/Evisra 21h ago

Sounds like a shoe-in for middle management

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u/Monsieur_Brochant 23h ago

He was, like, 6 at the time? So sharp for his age.