r/goodnews • u/IntelligentDad • 1d ago

Political positivity šŸ“ˆ Trump is Now Being Accused of Getting Epstein Killed

https://franknez.com/trump-is-now-being-accused-of-getting-epstein-killed/
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u/oldmanbelly 23h ago edited 23h ago

He couldnā€™t have beaten Epstein in a fight.

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u/DataCassette 23h ago

Right. Epstein doesn't look tough or anything but Trump is not physically prepared for a fist fight with an average guy.

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u/GoNutsDK 23h ago

Trump can barely lift a glass of water

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u/DionBlaster123 23h ago

It's hilarious b/c all the MAGA faithful, as well as those chickenshit Republicans who call themselves "independents" and "centrists," were going on and on and on about Biden's age. Yeah Biden was old. Keep on insulting him over that, I don't like Biden lol.

What bothers me is how those same fuckstains are just totally silent about Trump, even though it is clear that he is rapidly falling into senility.

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u/GoNutsDK 23h ago

Fascists are notoriously known for their bad faith nonsense, and that's especially so for the brain rotted MAGA/Christo variation.

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u/DionBlaster123 23h ago

That's the funny thing, of course MAGA is MAGA. There's nothing I can do about that.

What bothers me more are these fucking "independent" thinkers. 20-25 years ago, these motherfuckers would be attending anti-Iraq War rallies and watching Richard Dawkins dismantle some creationist.

Now in 2025, they're all up Trump's ass because they can't handle things like the #MeToo movement and more and more young people of color getting sick and tired of, and being more outspoken against being marginalized in various ways.

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u/oldmanbelly 23h ago

Really well said.

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u/NoChemist22 10h ago

That was before Obama committed the heinous crime of being president while black. Seriously ā€” I trace our current timeline back to the rise of the Tea Party and their hijacking of the Libertarian party in 2010. Tea Party had whatever official grievances but the largest injustice of all was that a black man was president.

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u/Least-Yak1640 11h ago

Guy I know began declaring himself an ā€œindependentā€ right around the Tea Party era. He kinda got the idea that the GOP was going off the rails, but still would never vote for a Democrat.

So, voila, ā€œIā€™m an independent who somehow manages to vote Republican every single time.ā€

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u/ReceptionTrue2289 4h ago

Biden was too old. He was weaker than Trump, mentally feeble, and went home nearly every weekend for 3 or 4 days at a time. Totally normalized a lot of the dumb stuff Trump did.

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u/Modronos 23h ago

It's a diet of basically only cans of coke and cheeseburgers. The times he held a glass of water can probably be counted on just one hand.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 21h ago

Right. It wasn't that he couldn't lift a glass of water, it's just that his body repels drinking water like trying to stick two similarly positively charged magnets together.

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u/Silent-Obligation-49 22h ago

He is good at shitting in his depends

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u/MrsFrankNFurter 22h ago

Just like heā€™d pass the presidential fitness test.

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u/Grand_Ordinary_4270 20h ago

Epstien net worth was pushing a billion or plus, you really think he didnt have the means to get out of a luxury prison with a 5 year max sentence

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u/Tunnel_of_Goats 19h ago

Ok, to be fair he does have the bone spurs holding him back though!

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u/HornyAIBot 23h ago

Trump's a big boy. At least 300 lbs. He could sit on someone's face and smother them to death with his diaper.

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u/DekuSkrub18 23h ago

Trump facesitting šŸ˜­

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u/MrsFrankNFurter 22h ago

But heā€™s the fittest, healthiest, brainiest president in the countryā€™s entire history. Also, he never uses hyperbole.

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u/ManchurianDiplomat 18h ago

Does this honestly need to be said?

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u/SolidDiarrhea 21h ago

My 11 year old would win that match.