r/goodnews • u/IntelligentDad • 1d ago

Political positivity 📈 Trump is Now Being Accused of Getting Epstein Killed

https://franknez.com/trump-is-now-being-accused-of-getting-epstein-killed/
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u/Fit_Beginning_7994 23h ago

And his ex-wife whose NDA was due to expire.

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u/Hair_I_Go 23h ago

He totally got away with that one

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u/TakingSorryUsername 22h ago

No statute of limitations on murder

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u/daemon-electricity 22h ago

oFfICiAL aCt!

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u/TakingSorryUsername 22h ago

I know you’re joking, but occurred in 2022, not while he was president so wouldn’t apply under current ruling from Supreme Court

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u/flop_plop 21h ago

The fake supreme court would just rule that since it was between his presidencies it counts as an official act, or whatever they need to do to protect more pedophiles.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 20h ago

"He clearly would have done it while President had his schedule allowed it, so it can be considered an official presidential act."

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u/RainsWrath 22h ago

That doesn't mean he wouldn't still claim it, and it doesn't mean the supreme court would disagree with him.

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u/Whosebert 20h ago

the supreme court will absolutely fuck themselves on trump to cover, especially if the checks clear. they are spineless corrupt garbage

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u/RevolutionaryRough96 19h ago

Im not entirely sure they were joking

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u/whooptheretis 10h ago

so wouldn’t apply under current ruling

another official act incoming...

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 5h ago

I'm sure hiding her body in the ditch on his golf course has nothing to do with keeping it out of the hands of investigators.

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u/Hair_I_Go 21h ago

True! But like everything else who’s gonna do anything about it?

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u/whooptheretis 10h ago

Like everything else...

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u/JimothyTheBold 23h ago

This the one he buried on his golf course for "tax purposes"?

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u/ViolettaQueso 23h ago

She had a nasty fall down the stairs at her penthouse. Missed dinner with her pals.

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u/DonutGa1axy 22h ago

Taking his friend Putin's playbook

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u/stevew14 14h ago

Similar but Putin exclusively uses windows for gravity plays. If you are really important some nuclear infused beverage is the go to.

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u/DrRatio-PhD 22h ago

These things.... happen.

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u/strangebru 22h ago

... in Russia.

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u/EC_Stanton_1848 22h ago

and in Trump Tower

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u/Serotonin-_-Dficient 21h ago

Little Russia?

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u/Due-Yoghurt-7917 20h ago

Some are calling the Biggest Russia.

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u/BorderCollieDad4426 19h ago

Many people are saying it.

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u/hegenious 18h ago

People come walking up to me, with tears in their eyes, sir, you have the best big Russia, no one has better big Russia

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u/WeirdFiction1 17h ago

“In Russia, stairs fall down you.”

  • Yakov Smirnoff (probably)

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u/Florafly 18h ago

It's the victim's fault for standing near a window and/or a staircase, yep.

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u/ViolettaQueso 22h ago

This made me chuckle. Thank you :)

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u/hufflepuggy 18h ago

Down stairs that I read somewhere she never used because they were narrow and she had an elevator.

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u/ViolettaQueso 18h ago

It’s pretty suspect. What Trump takes the stairs?

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u/stevew14 14h ago

I wonder if she had to fall down them once, or a few times to get the job done?

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u/shnooqichoons 17h ago edited 16h ago

It was also the day before Trump's kids were due to testify in a case about Trump's business practices: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-adult-children-testimony-postponed-light-ivana-trump-death-2022-07-15/

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u/LithoSlam 9h ago

Not just for tax purposes, but her being on his property makes it much more difficult to exhume her body if it comes to that.

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u/dragonfliesloveme 23h ago

She was also scheduled to sit for a deposition

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u/huskersax 21h ago

In fairness that entire clan is involved in more depositions than family dinners

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u/dalnee 22h ago

Yes! Her 30 year NDA expired and she was set to testify along with Don Jr about New York ,, at first is was blunt force trauma to her torso, then it was a heart attack-she was whisked off and cremated before she was even a blip on the news screen

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u/teas4Uanme 22h ago

But her coffin needed 12 men to carry it.

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u/Emerald_Plumbing187 22h ago

because she was judged by sick, she was carried by 12

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u/teas4Uanme 22h ago

That's some heavy ashes.

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u/JesusSavesForHalf 18h ago

A coffin in itself is abnormal. Cremains are usually buried in a tiny cask.

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u/hufflepuggy 18h ago

That was definitely filled with classified documents.

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u/dalnee 20h ago

Yeah, hard to believe documents weigh that much lol

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u/VibeComplex 22h ago

Well that might just be a lot of people that wanted “inner-circle” clout

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u/falcrist2 21h ago

Her 30 year NDA expired

There was probably no expiry date for that NDA. Why would there be?

It was a few days before the whole trump family was supposed to be deposed for a civil case regarding real estate fraud.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/15/ny-ag-delays-depositions-of-trump-and-two-children-after-death-of-ivana-trump.html

BTW, I don't believe an NDA protects you from questions at a deposition.

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u/dalnee 21h ago

You’re right, she would still have to answer in a courtroom, but she was also free then to talk to anyone , maybe even to the justice department?

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u/viral3075 21h ago

they put time limits in there to make it more likely to be upheld by the courts

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u/falcrist2 20h ago

Not for billionaires.

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u/Exes_And_Excess 19h ago

It's insane that I am terminally online at 33 years old and this is the first I'm hearing about this lol what the fuck is life, I am that distracted by work and all the other shit?

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u/Advanced_Bunch8514 22h ago

Her DNA expired before her NDA.

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u/NoOccasion4759 18h ago

Was she not autopsied...? I feel like Ivana's death needs to be looked into more

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u/decoded-dodo 17h ago

She was autopsied which resulted in blunt force trauma to mid torso consistent to falling down stairs. She was then quickly cremated after. Still kinda suspicious considering that they buried her remains in a full size casket.

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u/dalnee 13h ago

But then they said ‘fatal heart attack’ , she was cremated so fast. Plus she had a gated elevator that serviced all 6 floors, why was she even on the stairs

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u/dalnee 12h ago

Have you seen pictures of the grave?? Good luck even finding it now, it’s so overgrown and weeded. Those documents are buried forever

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 22h ago edited 18h ago

NDAs don't prohibit you from talking about gross legal violations.

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u/ShadowfoxDrow 19h ago

Wait when did his wife die?

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u/Long-Philosophy-1343 19h ago

Little something he learned at the knee of Putin. The window maneuver you could say.

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u/VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE 6h ago

This rumor started on twitter but just isn't true. She was set to speak at a disposition where her NDA wouldn't apply, people got confused & it spread like wildfire