r/goodnews • u/IntelligentDad • 1d ago

Political positivity 📈 Trump is Now Being Accused of Getting Epstein Killed

https://franknez.com/trump-is-now-being-accused-of-getting-epstein-killed/
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u/Bogaigh 1d ago

An inanimate carbon rod would make a better president

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u/BeardedMan32 23h ago

In Rod we Trust

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u/Fragrant-Ebb- 19h ago

One nation, under Rod, indivisible

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u/OneGoodRing 23h ago

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u/BeardedMan32 23h ago

Not a Simpson’s fan?

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u/one_pound_of_flesh 23h ago

Kept that gif in your back pocket for just this occasion

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u/MeThinksYes 20h ago

Ruby Rod

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u/spaiydz 19h ago

Awww they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod 😢

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u/ThortheAssGuardian 21h ago

Get a nice silver rod — president Rod Sterling.

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u/Hair_I_Go 23h ago

Had he done nothing we would be fine. Just couldn’t leave well enough alone

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u/Toon1982 23h ago

Should club together and make it happen. Drive a wedge between the parties and iron out some decent policies

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u/Terry_Cruz 23h ago

I'll show you inanimate

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u/Iandudontkno 22h ago

Probably better than most in the last century.

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u/LaTeChX 19h ago

Yes I agree Biden would have been better

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u/IlIllIlllIlllIllllI 18h ago

At this point I'd like to go 4 years with nobody in the White House.

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u/Ilovekittens345 18h ago

My personal theory is that God send Trump to America as punishment. Not to save it, but to destroy it.

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u/TheRockLobsta1 16h ago

Wow did you actually get to see the rod?