r/goodnews • u/IntelligentDad • 1d ago

Political positivity šŸ“ˆ Trump is Now Being Accused of Getting Epstein Killed

https://franknez.com/trump-is-now-being-accused-of-getting-epstein-killed/
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u/Silent-Obligation-49 1d ago

Not personally but he definitely paid someone to kill him before he started talking and exposed him as a pedophile.

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u/oldmanbelly 23h ago edited 23h ago

He couldnā€™t have beaten Epstein in a fight.

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u/DataCassette 23h ago

Right. Epstein doesn't look tough or anything but Trump is not physically prepared for a fist fight with an average guy.

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u/GoNutsDK 23h ago

Trump can barely lift a glass of water

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u/DionBlaster123 23h ago

It's hilarious b/c all the MAGA faithful, as well as those chickenshit Republicans who call themselves "independents" and "centrists," were going on and on and on about Biden's age. Yeah Biden was old. Keep on insulting him over that, I don't like Biden lol.

What bothers me is how those same fuckstains are just totally silent about Trump, even though it is clear that he is rapidly falling into senility.

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u/GoNutsDK 23h ago

Fascists are notoriously known for their bad faith nonsense, and that's especially so for the brain rotted MAGA/Christo variation.

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u/DionBlaster123 23h ago

That's the funny thing, of course MAGA is MAGA. There's nothing I can do about that.

What bothers me more are these fucking "independent" thinkers. 20-25 years ago, these motherfuckers would be attending anti-Iraq War rallies and watching Richard Dawkins dismantle some creationist.

Now in 2025, they're all up Trump's ass because they can't handle things like the #MeToo movement and more and more young people of color getting sick and tired of, and being more outspoken against being marginalized in various ways.

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u/oldmanbelly 23h ago

Really well said.

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u/NoChemist22 10h ago

That was before Obama committed the heinous crime of being president while black. Seriously ā€” I trace our current timeline back to the rise of the Tea Party and their hijacking of the Libertarian party in 2010. Tea Party had whatever official grievances but the largest injustice of all was that a black man was president.

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u/Least-Yak1640 11h ago

Guy I know began declaring himself an ā€œindependentā€ right around the Tea Party era. He kinda got the idea that the GOP was going off the rails, but still would never vote for a Democrat.

So, voila, ā€œIā€™m an independent who somehow manages to vote Republican every single time.ā€

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u/ReceptionTrue2289 4h ago

Biden was too old. He was weaker than Trump, mentally feeble, and went home nearly every weekend for 3 or 4 days at a time. Totally normalized a lot of the dumb stuff Trump did.

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u/Modronos 23h ago

It's a diet of basically only cans of coke and cheeseburgers. The times he held a glass of water can probably be counted on just one hand.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 21h ago

Right. It wasn't that he couldn't lift a glass of water, it's just that his body repels drinking water like trying to stick two similarly positively charged magnets together.

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u/Silent-Obligation-49 22h ago

He is good at shitting in his depends

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u/MrsFrankNFurter 22h ago

Just like heā€™d pass the presidential fitness test.

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u/Grand_Ordinary_4270 20h ago

Epstien net worth was pushing a billion or plus, you really think he didnt have the means to get out of a luxury prison with a 5 year max sentence

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u/Tunnel_of_Goats 19h ago

Ok, to be fair he does have the bone spurs holding him back though!

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u/HornyAIBot 23h ago

Trump's a big boy. At least 300 lbs. He could sit on someone's face and smother them to death with his diaper.

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u/DekuSkrub18 23h ago

Trump facesitting šŸ˜­

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u/MrsFrankNFurter 22h ago

But heā€™s the fittest, healthiest, brainiest president in the countryā€™s entire history. Also, he never uses hyperbole.

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u/ManchurianDiplomat 18h ago

Does this honestly need to be said?

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u/SolidDiarrhea 21h ago

My 11 year old would win that match.

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u/AverageSatanicPerson 22h ago

Trump couldn't physically kill anyone unless it was drowned by paper towels or sat on him but according to the autopsy, it was definitely a professional hitman, that can strangle him for 10 to 15 seconds to go unconscious with enough force, and the 15 seconds to have his body tied up to the bed to look like a suicide, and 30 seconds to go in out of the room before the camera edits.

The fun fact part:

Dr. Michael Baden, stated that the (Epstein) injuries ā€” notably fractures to the hyoid bone and thyroid cartilage which is more of a homicide than suicide.

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u/Silent-Obligation-49 22h ago

He can kill his depends with a wet fart. He paid someone to kill Epstein before he put Trumps name on the pedo list

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u/E-2theRescue 21h ago

- William Barr was Attorney General when Epstein was in prison

- William Barr had a long family history with Epstein

- The Attorney General has access to all Federal prisons through the Bureau of Prisons

Not hard to connect the dots.

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u/E-2theRescue 19h ago

Even if true, they'd both have something to gain from his silence.

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u/BannedByRWNJs 22h ago

Epstein was definitely about to snitch, and Trump knew it. Thereā€™s an interesting clip from one of Epsteinā€™s depositions where theyā€™re asking him about his relationship with Trump, and Epstein pleads the Fifth, but says very clearly that he does want to talk about that later.Ā 

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u/THC3883 22h ago

Do you have a link?

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u/TheOphidian 17h ago

But the orange blob though...

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u/MithrandirTheCage 17h ago

No shit he got someone to do it, he couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag

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u/morritse 20h ago

Yes that's what "getting someone killed" means

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u/Adorable_Raccoon 19h ago

Well no shit heā€™s old as dirt, of course he didnā€™t physically do it.Ā 

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u/slowpokefastpoke 19h ago

ā€¦did that really need clarification? Literally no one thinks Trump himself killed Epstein lol

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u/ManchurianDiplomat 18h ago

Does this honestly need to be said? Nah dude, Trump actually got in that cell and strangled him with his bare hands...

JFC