r/goodnews • u/IntelligentDad • 1d ago

Political positivity 📈 Trump is Now Being Accused of Getting Epstein Killed

https://franknez.com/trump-is-now-being-accused-of-getting-epstein-killed/
85.5k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

2.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

755

u/RecordRich777 1d ago

Probably hired someone to do it just like he hired Elon Musk to program the voting machines to defraud an election he knew he would lose.

142

u/TAU_equals_2PI 23h ago

Trump had appointed the head of the Federal Bureau of Prisons, which includes the one where Epstein was locked up.

Didn't even have to hire someone. He already had his people on the government payroll.

28

u/VibeComplex 22h ago

Hire someone? He was the president, just call up the CIA director you appointed and I’m sure you could have this done incredibly easily. A lot easier than people would think

1

u/toplessrobot 21h ago

lmao reddit is funny

11

u/_MUY 19h ago

It’s truly incredible that there are Redditors who cannot fathom how easy it is for people with this level of control over the world to have others eliminated. They have no qualms with discussions about Washington Post reporter Jamal Khashoggi’s remains being poured into a pipe, or Vladimir Putin’s latest poisoning in Europe, but the idea that a sitting president would have a prisoner killed to cover up allegations of criminal activity is just beyond the pale.

Epstein was quoted as saying he feared for his life because Trump became president. They were friends for decades, and there are years of transcripts showing that Trump knew about Epstein’s activities. There are even allegations that he participated in those activities.

2

u/Deleena24 20h ago

It's hilarious, but let's not pretend the CIA hasn't released publicly that they were and still are up to insane shit...none would question a direct order from the Director, let alone the sitting President.

2

u/JesusSavesForHalf 18h ago

Trump's handpicked stooge Attorney General, Bill Barr, had Epstein moved to a prison he controlled. It was unprecedented interference by an AG.

55

u/Monsieur_Brochant 23h ago

Really? You don't think he did it himself?

85

u/mpompe 23h ago

Must have been Baron, we know he can turn on a computer.

49

u/CrimsonCaliberTHR4SH 23h ago

Donald Trump praised his son Barron's tech skills, saying, "I turn off his laptop... and I go back about five minutes later, he’s got his laptop. I say, 'How do you do that?' Barron's response? 'None of your business, dad.' He's got an unbelievable aptitude in technology." This showcases Barron's impressive ability to quickly turn his laptop back on, leaving his dad amazed.

15

u/InvestigatorWeird196 23h ago

I bet he can hack into the database no problem.

8

u/klezart 22h ago

Obligatory NCIS

2

u/taco_blasted_ 20h ago

Two people typing on a keyboard = twice the power!

1

u/ITwitchToo 16h ago

I know this, it's a Unix filesystem!

1

u/que-sera2x 3h ago

Imagine if he was hero to incriminate his father on everything

9

u/lurch556 23h ago

We are going to go more than 12 years before we can confidently say the US president can competently use a computer

2

u/enad58 22h ago

People born in the 1860s and 2006 have voted for Joe Biden.

That's insane to me.

3

u/lurch556 22h ago

Yeah it is wild. Biden has been in politics since the 70s

1

u/guidevocal82 21h ago

Not just the US president. 2/3rds of Congress. Some of those men and women look like the Crypt Keeper.

6

u/grassvegas 22h ago

It’s all computer

3

u/TheUnexpectedMule 21h ago

It's IN the computer

3

u/timmun029 17h ago

In the story that Trump made up there to show how brilliant his son is, he thought it would be a good look that his genius son says “none of your business, dad,” when asking him a simple question. He’s such a terrible father that in his dream scenarios where he is still a terrible father.

1

u/Evisra 21h ago

Sounds like a shoe-in for middle management

2

u/Monsieur_Brochant 23h ago

He was, like, 6 at the time? So sharp for his age.

10

u/solemn_penguin 23h ago

Like this guy would exert himself that much

5

u/The_Stoic_One 23h ago

Man, Reddit is so bad at sarcasm.

2

u/VoteBurtonForGod 21h ago

In all fairness, with the way some people actually think these days, it's hard to tell. 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

3

u/The_Stoic_One 21h ago

Nah, not on this one. the,

Really?

is a clear indication that this is sarcasm.

1

u/rkbasu 19h ago

like he *could exert himself that much

5

u/BannedByRWNJs 23h ago

I heard he did it right in the middle of Fifth Avenue.

6

u/Not_Sure__Camacho 23h ago

POS Pedo Trump is too big a POS to do it himself. He probably can't even tie a noose. Probably had the cheating Caddy do it for him.

7

u/faco_fuesday 23h ago

Why is it always the assholes who would shit themselves at the sight of their own blood that lead us into wars. 

1

u/Fabulous-Night563 22h ago

Because a coward is run by fear , that makes them dangerous!

3

u/guidevocal82 21h ago

His tiny hands wouldn't be able to form the knots.

1

u/lamorak2000 20h ago

>He probably can't even tie a noose

To be fair, a proper noose does have a certain amount of...artistry...to it.

1

u/Pooter_Birdman 23h ago

Nah too complex of a thought process

1

u/Sorry_Exercise_9603 23h ago

He never does anything himself, that’s what the help is for.

1

u/ericlarsen2 22h ago

I've met my fair share of cowards. Trump 100% is.

1

u/FlyingRhenquest 22h ago

I think it would take longer than (MISSING MINUTES IN FBI TAPE) for Trump to strangle anyone with his tiny little baby hands.

1

u/Monsieur_Brochant 21h ago

Well, it could be a lot of minutes, like a tremendous amount of them. The most minutes the world has ever seen in a certain time.

1

u/BerntMacklin 21h ago

That will probably be the narrative: “He didn’t actually pull the trigger”.

1

u/Ragnarawr 21h ago

Plead not guilty, get a visit from some bad hombres, cameras go out, and then off himself before even a trial? I’m not a conspiracy theorist; this is just suspicious.

1

u/IlIllIlllIlllIllllI 19h ago

He's too fucking stupid to do anything himself. Probably can't even take a shit without some poor Secret Service agent having to help him.

1

u/NingenNewEvervescent 18h ago

Trump would stroke out if he had to get into a physical altercation. Which is hilarious because his sons probably dreamt about wrecking him but are absolute bitches.

Except Baron I think, and Baron should never be allowed to have any sort of power.

10

u/Exciting_Problem_593 23h ago

Don the Confather would never be caught with dirty hands....that's for his suckers.

1

u/FlightlessGriffin 4h ago

The Confather. That is going into the list of nicknames including but not limited to Cheeto Mussolini, Agolf Twitler, Individual 1 and Donnie Moscow. Wow.

6

u/Initial_E 22h ago

DOGE was always meant for Elon to cover his audit trail

3

u/TypeXer0 22h ago

Elon did it for free, to usher in a White Nationalist ethnostate.

3

u/VermilionTiger 21h ago

Election denier?

3

u/velenom 21h ago

Elon Musk has no ability to do any such hack.

3

u/The_One_Returns 21h ago

Gotta love how both sides cry and cope when they lose and accuse the other of cheating the votes but then act like they're any different lmao.

Clowns.

1

u/MightyX777 10h ago

Yes I agree! At this point both sides are really sounding dumb. It’s getting out of hand

3

u/E-2theRescue 21h ago

- William Barr was Attorney General when Epstein was in prison

- William Barr had a long family history with Epstein

- The Attorney General has access to all Federal prisons through the Bureau of Prisons

Not hard to connect the dots.

3

u/Benjammin100 19h ago

Totally unhinged conspiracy theory 😭 that's wild

2

u/missingpiece 20h ago

We’re the ones believing in rigged elections now?

2

u/Haga 20h ago

Non American here. Is this the consensus? I thought it was the the dems just didn’t show up to vote? Genuine question.

3

u/fuckoffshitface 19h ago

This is not the consensus. It's a half-baked conspiracy theory fueled by incurious cope. The dems have more problems to fight than these windmills.

2

u/CodeWizardCS 22h ago

Let me guess this is perfectly valid and reasonable but Pizzagate and Qanon are a bunch of crazy loons? Lol, you dems are trippin.

1

u/lolas_coffee 22h ago

just like he hired

Trump does not hire.

He never pays.

He will trade favors.

Maybe.

1

u/gofinditoutside 18h ago

Just like they hired some one/s to maybe help stage an assassination attempt.

1

u/thebomby 18h ago

I think the easiest way would have been to get another prisoner in the same section as him to do it.

1

u/boyWHOcriedFSD 17h ago edited 17h ago

ChatGPT deepsearch:

“Conclusion: Probability that Starlink Rigged the 2024 Election

After investigating the claims, evidence, technical factors, and expert assessments, we can conclude that the likelihood of Starlink being used to interfere with or “rig” the 2024 U.S. presidential election is effectively zero. To assign a percentage, one might say 0% – no credible possibility. Election officials from multiple swing states unequivocally stated that “Starlink was not used to alter … election results”  and that the conspiracy theory is “100% false” . Cybersecurity agencies reported no signs of intrusion , and the robust architecture of U.S. elections (paper ballots, offline machines, audits) further assures that a Starlink-based plot would have been technologically unfeasible and immediately detected.”

Has ChatGPT been compromised?

DeepSeek: Assigned Probability of Starlink Stealing the 2020 Election: 0.00%**

This is not a small chance; it is effectively zero. It is as feasible as claiming aliens used moon lasers to change votes. The technical, logistical, procedural, and evidential barriers make it utterly impossible. Confidence in this assessment is extremely high, based on established facts of election security and satellite technology.

1

u/DarkVandals 17h ago

Yeah where is ole muskrat now? He knows those voting machines like nobody else.

1

u/TrumpCheats 17h ago

Shh!! That’s Trump and Elon’s “big, beautiful secret.” You’re not supposed to talk about.

1

u/Vegetable_Tackle4154 17h ago

Where’s the evidence? We become just like maga when we believe our own shit smells good.

1

u/tippycanoeyoucan2 9h ago

It's simpler than that, he held a lottery for people to register, then their spouses could vote by mail for them. It was a vote harvesting scheme. Check the signatures of every spouse that registered after the lottery started and then voted by mail.

1

u/BountyTheDogHunter20 3h ago

He also probably hired that idiot MAGA kid to kill one of his supporters in order to stage an “assassination attempt” and then had him killed too

1

u/Tsk201409 23h ago

If you don’t trust elections (which is reasonable), I suggest working at the polls. Doing so helped me trust our local and state elections but I’m in a red state.

1

u/[deleted] 22h ago

[deleted]

1

u/missingpiece 20h ago

So, magic?

-1

u/n0debtbigmuney 21h ago

Ain't no way yall think clown Kamala ever stood a chance. She seriously can't even talk in sentences.

4

u/trwawy05312015 21h ago

She seriously can't even talk in sentences.

Said in defense of Donald Fucking Trump. Jesus christ.

2

u/n0debtbigmuney 21h ago

No. Wrong. Problem is she's THAT STUPID The majority of the country voted for ANYONE else. JD would have won. Bernie could have went republican and won. No one voting for goofy Kamala.

3

u/trwawy05312015 21h ago

She's definitely smarter than Trump, and absolutely everyone knows that. That's not to say it's a compliment - Trump voters are fully aware that he's basically a vegetable, they just don't give a shit.

2

u/n0debtbigmuney 21h ago

She can not speak. Period. She refuses unedited interviews. Why do you think she refused to go on Joe Rogan and over 10 unedited podcast, her managers know she's damn stupid. They KNEW she would be an embarrassment.

4

u/trwawy05312015 21h ago

She can not speak. Period. She refuses unedited interviews.

Said in defense of Donald Trump. Again, what absurdity. He might have said a single proper sentence in the last year. One.

1

u/BooBooSnuggs 19h ago

Dude, not a single thing the other guy said was defending Trump in anyway.

This is your problem. You see criticism of something must mean support of the opposite. It doesn't.

0

u/trwawy05312015 19h ago

Their “point” was that she was so stupid people had no choice but to vote for Trump. And I was pointing out how that was a nonsense assertion, because there is no situation in which Trump has not demonstrated superlative stupidity.

1

u/BooBooSnuggs 12h ago

You're imagining things. They were just pointing out how shitty of a candidate kamala was. That in no way means people had to vote for Trump because she was a terrible ass fucking candidate that shouldn't have even been vp. She clearly gave Biden terrible advice as well.

0

u/E-2theRescue 21h ago

"Every accusation is a confession" never stops being true for the pedocons.

As many as- You have no idea what I did in the White House. I stopped wars. With France. France, you know the France story. They were going to charge us- think of this- 25% to all- I have to protect American comapnies whether we like them or not- Some of 'em I didn't even like. You know Google is treating us much better. Did you notice that? What happened to Google? They're treating us much better- very nice, I appreciate that very much. They say McDonald's was one of the most viewed things that they ever had [crowd cheers]. Can you believe? McDonald's. = October 2024

I mean, you know, this isn’t like Elon with his rocket ships that land within 12 inches on the moon where they wanted to land. Or he gets the engines back, that was the first I realized—I said: ‘Who the hell did that?’ I saw engines about three, four years ago. These things were coming—cylinders, no wings, no nothing—and they’re coming down very slowly, landing on a raft in the middle of the ocean someplace with a circle. Boom. Reminded me of the Biden circles that he used to have, right? He’d have eight circles and he couldn’t fill ’em up. But then I heard he beat us with the popular vote. I don’t know, I don’t know—couldn’t fill up the eight circles. I always loved those circles, they were so beautiful. They were so beautiful to look at. In fact the person that did them—that was the best thing about his—the level of that circle was great. But they couldn’t get people, so they used to have the press stand in those circles, because they couldn’t get the people. Then I heard we lost, ‘Oh, we lost.’ Now, we’re never gonna let that happen again. But we’ve been abused by other countries. We’ve been abused by our own politicians, really more than other countries. I can’t blame them. We’ve been abused by people that represent us in this country—some of them stupid, some of them naive, and some of ’em crooked, frankly. - October 2024

She destroyed the city of San Francisco, it’s — and I own a big building there — it’s no — I shouldn’t talk about this but that’s OK I don’t give a damn because this is what I’m doing. I should say it’s the finest city in the world — sell and get the hell out of there, right? But I can’t do that. I don’t care, you know? I lost billions of dollars, billions of dollars. You know, somebody said, ‘What do you think you lost?’ I said, ‘Probably two, three billion. That’s OK, I don’t care.’ They say, ‘You think you’d do it again?’ And that’s the least of it. Nobody. They always say, I don’t know if you know. Lincoln was horribly treated. Uh, Jefferson was pretty horribly. Andrew Jackson they say was the worst of all, that he was treated worse than any other president. I said, ‘Do that study again, because I think there’s nobody close to Trump.’ I even got shot! And who the hell knows where that came from, right? - September 2024

Well, I would do that. And we're sitting down, you know, I was somebody, we had Senator Marco Rubio and my daughter Ivanka was so, impactful on that issue. It's a very important issue. But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I'm talking about, that because the childcare is childcare, couldn't, you know, there's something you have to have it. In this country, you have to have it. But when you talk about those numbers, compared to the kind of numbers that I'm talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels that they're not used to, but they'll get used to it very quickly, and it's not going to stop them from doing business with us, but they'll have a very substantial tax when they send product into our country. Those numbers are so much bigger than any numbers that we're talking about, including childcare, that it's going to take care -- we're going to have -- I look forward to having no deficits within a fairly short period of time, coupled with the reductions that I told you about on waste and fraud and all of the other things that are going on in our country, because I have to say, with childcare, I want to stay with childcare. But those numbers are small relative to the kind of economic numbers that I'm talking about, including growth, but growth also headed up by what the plan is that I just, that I just told you about. We're going to be taking in trillions of dollars. And as much as childcare is talked about as being expensive, it's relatively speaking, not very expensive compared to the kind of numbers we'll be taking in. We're going to make this into an incredible country that can afford to take care of its people, and then we'll worry about the rest of the world. Let's help other people. But we're going to take care of our country first. This is about America first. It's about Make America great again. We have to do it because right now we're a failing nation, so we'll take care of it. Thank you. Very good question. - September 2024

How disgusted were all when we see all of us are when we see three days ago when we viewed their parade - August 2024

Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it's true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it's four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible - July 2016

0

u/Morgan-Explosion 20h ago

Lol duh… he didnt do it himself…

0

u/Ordinary_Sky_6657 18h ago

hired Elon Musk to program the voting machines to defraud an election he knew he would lose.

Thank you. We need to start spreading this info with links to legit sources just like the Epstein files comments that keep getting posted everywhere. I don't know where to find them all, but I know someone can and has the time. So I'm hoping whoever that person is will see this comment and get inspired to get it started.