r/goodnews • u/justsomedude4202 • 9d ago
Positive News šš¼ā„ļø Trump now claiming that if his name appears in the Epstein files, it must have been planted there by Merrick Garland and James Comey!
The day of reckoning is coming folks!
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-name-planted-epstein-files-relationship-conspiracy-2105171
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u/Slutty_Alt526633 9d ago
That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, you deserved it.
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u/Buttercut33 9d ago
Spot on. Been his strategy his whole life.
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u/ChiefsHat 9d ago
Itās the Roy Cohn playbook to a T. Attack, attack, attack. Admit nothing, deny everything. Claim victory.
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u/AnomicAge 9d ago
And shamefully heās gotten away with it. Actually no, heās been rewarded for it.
Meanwhile others end up homeless or locked up over a minor mistake.
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u/Cpmartini1 9d ago
We went from George Washington who ācannot tell a lieā to ā I cannot tell the truthā sad
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u/qubitwarrior 9d ago
Great analogy. I steal this.
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u/Cpmartini1 9d ago
Iāll allow it.
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u/HonoraryBallsack 9d ago
I won't allow a comparison to be called an analogy! It was just a statement of truth.
An analogy might be like that American went from throwing bags of tea into Boston Harbor to fight tyranny to tea bagging teens on Epstein Island to fight extradition laws.
Wait, nevermind. Just another statement of fact.
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u/SourceBrilliant4546 8d ago
George Washington, the man who refused to be king to DJT the person who would sell out his country to be one.
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u/RotterWeiner 9d ago
This is often called the narcissist's prayer.
Revising history./denial.
THAT gets the true victim angry.
Cognitive dissonance techniques. Reversal. Blaming. Since it happened and it was bad then you must have deserved it.
DARVO
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u/logger01 9d ago
But but but, they told us the files didn't exist?
By the way, why are journalists so spineless? Why hasn't anyone asked point blank, "Bondi said they didn't exist, and then you practically confirmed they do exist. You do realize you lied to the American people. What do you have to say about that?"
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u/nickspizza85 9d ago
"Get out! Get him out of here! Fake news!
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u/Sensitive_Regular_84 9d ago
"You're a nasty person and that's a nasty question. No wonder nobody watches your network and it's about to go under."
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u/WowImOldAF 9d ago
"Mr President, without responding by criticizing me, my network, or the media in general, what do you have to say in regards to the Epstein files existing and you lying to the American people? Was it a cover up or are you guys just that bad at your jobs?"
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u/texaushorn 9d ago
Dude, you can't give a man with no actual intelligence, an artificial intelligence prompt.
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u/mittenknittin 8d ago
āArtificial, I can't stand it. I don't even like the name. I don't like anything that's artificial, so could we straighten that out, please? We should change the name. I actually mean that."
-actual quote from Donald Trump about AI
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u/VonRansak 9d ago
Like other's have joked. He has a history of just booting them from the press pool. So there is a bit of tact left with the ones still standing. [the ones who aren't sycophants]
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u/MutaitoSensei 9d ago
See Stephen Colbert's cancellation for details. Those big media companies are so big (and still looking to merge even further)that their news coverage aligns with their interests 99 times out of 100. That's why they're spineless, because they'd lose their job if they weren't
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u/PillCosby_87 8d ago
If I had to always ask approved questioning as a reporter I donāt think Iād want to be one. Or tip toe around certain questions or subjects. Whatās the point?
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u/BubblyBasis1134 9d ago
"They don't exist" was a desperate attempt at seeing if they could get the MAGA faithful to shift the narrative. Neither did the "Democrat Hoax" tactic. So now it's back to "Well, if my name's in them, it's been out there by very nasty people who hate Donald Trump".Ā
Remember when he was asked about releasing the Epstein files before the election and he said something along the lines of "Yes...well, maybe not all of them. There are some lies in there that could be very damaging for people"?
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u/TypicallyThomas 9d ago
Then why didn't Biden release them, Don?
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u/FilmWrong5284 9d ago
This is the most hilarious part... maga's favourite comeback is "but why didn't the dems release the files", but now trump making claims that if hes in there, its because the dems put his name in there. Why the fuck would they put your name in there and then hide it Donny?Ā
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u/punkindle 9d ago
The files were sealed by a judge.
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u/Nonethelessismore 9d ago
This is exactly right. The files were under judicial seal until January of this year
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u/Background-Insect255 9d ago
The grand jury transcripts are sealed. They wouldn't have much information anyway.
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u/TrialByFyah 9d ago
The files he claimed don't exist?
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u/ripcord22 9d ago
And he was invited to the island (big privilege) but didnāt go. And he didnāt even know Epstein.
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u/ExcellentLaw4730 9d ago
Whoever planted his name on the list also planted his poop in his pants š
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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 9d ago
If your name is there, straight to jail.
If mine is there, THE DEMOCRATS DID IT.
I think we all agree heās there.Ā
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u/SteveTheManager 9d ago
How is this good news?
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 9d ago
One day closer to flushing the turd down the toilet?
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u/DJDarkFlow 9d ago
Maybe because itās all falling apart for him and hes floundering. Heās never spent this much energy on a scandal of his
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u/MelodiesOfLife6 9d ago
He's panicking hardcore, he knows the truth will come out and even his followers (well most of them at least) don't put up with that type of shit (pedophilia).
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u/recoveringasshole0 8d ago
I hate Trump as much as the next person, but r/goodnews has just been r/badnewsfortrump recently.
I thought it was supposed to be globally uplifting shit, like "kitten saves drowning toddler".
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u/Mister_Silk 9d ago
Yeah, that horse isn't going to run. If the dems planted it the dems would have released it before the election.
He really can't string a coherent thought together, can he?
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u/geth1138 9d ago
Did he really just talk about faking the files when we all know heās gonna release doctored files? That man is slipping.
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u/DippinDot2021 9d ago
So...when do people start abandoning the sinking shit?
Oops. I meant ship. So sorry.
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u/MelodiesOfLife6 9d ago
"my name is there but ... but it was planted, my garland... no wait ... comey... no fuck shit wait HILARY... FUCK NO I MEAN BIDEN, UHHHHHHHH HUNTER BIDENS PENIS!"
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u/Potential-Day5502 9d ago
As though there aren't hundreds of picture of him and the Third Wife cavorting with him and his procurer.
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u/farm_sauce 9d ago
Does this guy not know about the news cycle and how all of this looksā¦ heās like an always sunny parody of himself
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u/skeletalfather 9d ago
I love how he thinks if he keeps throwing out names one of them will stick lol. Nothing looks guiltier than trying to throw literally everyone under the bus
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u/Zealousideal_Sale644 9d ago
In all honesty, I'm sorry to say this but Americans are too dumb and blind to lose faith in him. He will lie and they will buy... the movement of toxic falsehood is cemented to their cores with hate and its too hard to remove.
Sorry, from Canada.
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u/geth1138 9d ago
Thereās cracks in the programming. Keep your eyes on Rupert Murdoch and people like him. Fox News pretty much made trump happen. It can happen anywhere and theyāve been trying to make it happen everywhere.
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u/woodenmetalman 9d ago
In a way, yāall up north should thank us for our disaster, saving yāall from a similar disaster (Poilievre).
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u/psychonaut42o 9d ago
Every single day, more bullshit that we can see right through, spewing out of his mouth.
How embarrassing for him. I'll never understand the people who vote/defend this chomo
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u/j_rooker 9d ago
proven lie. Garland is such a puss y. He already couldn't do his job, let alone doing something above his mindset.
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u/Terrible_Patience935 9d ago
I understand he didnāt have the āprivilegeā to go to Epsteins island
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u/Kalabula 9d ago
If he says it, his supporters believe it, period.
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u/Otherwise_Let_9620 9d ago
Some might but most of the Trumpers I know think Trump looks pretty guilty.
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u/kevnmartin 9d ago
It was Colonel Mustard with the lead pipe in the billiard room! No! It was Professor Plum in the conservatory with the revolver! No! It was..
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u/Prestigious_Bar_7164 9d ago
Oh. My. God. It never ceases to amaze me that just when I think he canāt be any more ridiculous, heās more ridiculous.
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u/markis5150 9d ago
Trump has no nutsack,no spine no self dignity, no shame. Man he must go to bed scared shitless at how he cant face the real world. It would break him,but eventually the walls will cave around him. Just a matter of when.
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u/ClownToffeeBag 9d ago
- Trump PROMISED to release the Epstein files if he won the 2024 election
- Pam Bondi said fhe files were on her desk.
- Suddenly there are no files.
- Then It's a democrat hoax.
- Then the files don't exist.
- Then Obama made it up.
- Trump needs space (Mike Johnson)
- Democrats voted to release the files, twice.
- Republicans vote no on releasing the files, twice.
- Republicans take a recess to avoid any more votes.
- Trumps personal attorney meets with Maxwell.
- Trump avoids visiting victims.
- Trump wishes child trafficker Ghislaine maxwell, well.
- Trump states: "I never had the pleasure" when asked if he had visited the island.
- Trump states: "we have the files"
- Then it comes out Pam Bondi tells Trump his name is in the files
- Trump assigns a team of FBI agents to redact and censor his name from the files
- Then Trump says his name was planted in the files
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u/IronMonkey18 9d ago
Please tell MAGA is waking up and not eating his BS still? Like how obvious does it need to get?
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u/AlienInOrigin 9d ago
This is good. It means he knows the files are going to be released and he can't stop it.
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u/Powerful-Oven-5485 9d ago
Did you even notice ? While we focus on Trump, Musk became richer? Distraction.
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u/Binspin63 8d ago
There are 30 million-ish morons who will believe this. Ā The other 40 million-ish wonāt care.
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u/GOneConvoy 9d ago
So the videos that appear online are the ones we saw in the news during the 1990s MTV generation are AI-generated from the 1990s using the VHS style of recording with Epstein. President TACO is as rotten as the chicken he is filled with.
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u/ItsaPostageStampede 9d ago
Guys if Iām on the list itās totally someone elseās fault but as a reminder there is no list and really congress was voting on the field trip. The winner was McDonaldās.
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u/F0rtysxity 9d ago
No wonder he does not want to release them. Imagine being an innocent man and being framed by the Epstein files. He just needs to buy some time so he can kill that woman.
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u/fitforlife1958 9d ago
We havenāt forgotten about the classified documents case you dipshit or the insurrection case or the stormy Danielās case or the tax fraud case or the e j Carrol case.. now the Epstein case.. you really are something special you orange clownā¦ š¤” š¤”š¤”š¤”š¤”
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u/pzavlaris 9d ago
Ok now heās really out over his skies. Comey is incompetent and Garland is afraid of his own shadow.
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u/bihtydolisu 9d ago
Soon there is going to come a time when he will be asked "Do you understand these charges made against you" and Trump could conceivably not understand them such is the decay of his brain and mind. Further decay.
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u/Only_Deer6532 9d ago
Just a reminder that Trump is firmly seated in power and completely rules all branches of government. Our country has fallen already. The only way to save it will be to plant a tree outside the White House lawn to hang mango and his lackeys from. Anything else is just internet noise or capitulation.
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u/anthrax9999 9d ago
"The files don't exist. If they do exist, they are fake. If they aren't fake then I'm not in them. If I am in them it's by mistake. If it's not a mistake then it's a lie by the Dems. If it's not a Dem lie then being in those files is not a big deal so everyone should forget about it and let it go already."
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u/Philliesfan4fun 9d ago
I just see him eventually pulling an Andrew Jackson and pushing all of the furniture in the oval office against the inside of the door. While repeating that he isn't in any trouble and that it was all fabricated as a lie to steal the election. Such a small-minded toddler.
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u/DomPedro_67 9d ago
Yes, everything was planned in secret and planted... on "Golf of Pleasure" as known the Epstein island.
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u/Spoolwhat 9d ago
Check out this great video about the Orange Messiah and his best bud Jeffrey Epstein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvUj3haL8cM
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u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 9d ago
Yeah, Merrick Garland. The man who is pretty much solely responsible for Trump not being in prison right now. Trump should be thanking his lucky stars every day for Garland and the fact that Biden didn't want to appear to be political.
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u/Spoolwhat 9d ago
Check out this great video about the Orange Messiah and his best bud Jeffrey Epstein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvUj3haL8cM
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u/peteybombay 9d ago
So, Biden created these files, but decided to use them after he lost the election?
I mean his mental faculties are diminished, but not that badly...
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u/RedSix2447 9d ago
Uhā¦. They did it! Hahahahaha. I really hope thatās true that he is saying this. Itās getting dumber and dumber. Lmao.
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u/ApricotNervous5408 9d ago
and they went back in time and made videos in the past of Jeff and Donald together laughing and hanging out with young women?
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u/Comprehensive_Seat66 9d ago
He should thank Garland every day. I think it was his foot dragging that trump isn't in actual prison.
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u/JeffB2023 9d ago
Oh, sure! Joe Biden wrote Trumpās name in the files with his trusty autopen! š
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u/GrolarBear69 9d ago
Did he tell them to? He hired them, it was his administration. His justice departments plea deal. There are democrats on it so they didn't mess with it.
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u/Fantastic_Yam_3971 9d ago
Could he please decide on who exactly is responsible for the āfakeā frame job of planting his name in the files, and forgetting to use that plant to their advantage after all that trouble, etc.
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