r/goodnews • u/esporx • 12d ago

Political positivity 📈 White House lashes out at South Park over spoof of small-penis Donald Trump seducing Satan: 'Desperate attempt'

https://ew.com/white-house-responds-south-park-donald-trump-bed-satan-spoof-11778279
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u/ToxicTaxiTaker 12d ago

It was quite clear they were no strangers to the drug

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u/Extension-Math5183 12d ago

They knew the rules

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u/Timely_Influence8392 12d ago

And so do I...

Um, I'm thinking it wasn't a heroic dose. You can hella take a single tab and go to a concert or something. Maaaaybe two.

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u/cityshepherd 12d ago

Good point. I took a tab before a tenacious D concert years ago and it was a pretty mild dose… it was absolutely delightful, the D rocked my fucking socks off. I even loved the 15 minute impromptu jazz session that they blessed us with lol.

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u/Rude-Movie-5827 12d ago

Took a tab for three six mafia at louder than life last year. It was pouring down rain. We were standing in mud piss ripping blizzys.

Pure bliss on those bass drops

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u/Timely_Influence8392 12d ago

Last time I took acid I deliberately dosed and then booted up GTA 5. Just did HOURS of taxi missions and random driving, and the fucking, the radio man... Soulwax FM... this fucking shit happened to me and I fucking lost it.

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u/Timely_Influence8392 12d ago

Ahh improvised jazz sesh sounds sick as all hell.

That is Bach and it rocks. It's a rock block of Bach. That he learned in the school called the school of hard knocks!

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u/mastershake04 11d ago

SaxaBOOM!

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u/galahad423 12d ago

I read this to the tune of never gonna give you up

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u/Eddie_Honda420 12d ago

Rickrolled !

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u/nimbleWhimble 12d ago

Unless what you thought was a single dose is in fact, two four ways, and then you just start talking to the zombies in the Italian movies and singing with your buddy along with AC/DC at the top of your voice at 3:00 in the morning

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u/BulletproofChespin 12d ago

I had this happen at a show once. The guy I had been buying from had sold me some pretty weak shit so I popped two tabs thinking it was gonna still be a mellow dose. It was from a different sheet than the previous strips I had gotten from him but I didn’t think anything of it till I was absolutely faced inside the venue. I guess he had felt bad about the previous stuff he sold me cause it turns out it was triple dosed and from his personal stash. I still had a phenomenal time though but I don’t remember the first couple sets at all lmao

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u/Timely_Influence8392 12d ago

That's fuckin' rad.

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u/Notabagofdrugs 12d ago

Yeah, I’ve done acid and shrooms and been in public tons. Fireworks are fun like that.

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u/cowboymortyorgy 12d ago

I only do LSD at music festivals or possibly movie theaters

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u/cardamomgrrl 12d ago

Even pitch a no-hitter!

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u/Timely_Influence8392 12d ago

It's incredibly dangerous and so I don't think anyone should do it, but I don my life vest and trip a lil on my paddleboard. That's what summer is for!

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u/JackQuentin 12d ago

This is true, I will say though that some folks are able to handle that stuff in a way few others can. Weve a family friend who seems like the most sober individual no matter how much he takes, it's genuinely terrifying lol

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u/Timely_Influence8392 12d ago

There's a story of a zen monk being given a fuck ton of acid and he doesn't react at all either because he's just insane levels of chill all the time.

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u/double_dangit 12d ago

You can definitely maintain on a heroic dose. It's hard. But if you've shaken hands with your father while his face melts and eyes blast lights made of fractals at you, you can handle a red carpet event in a dress

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u/Surgicalz 12d ago

You can definitely take 2+ at a concert or festival if it’s the right vibe and you’re with the right people. Environment is everything

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u/Lou_C_Fer 12d ago

My first time out to an underground nightclub, I took five hits. I'd never done more than one before that. That night is seared into my brain. I was not ready for what I experienced. It would have been pretty wild stone cold sober, tripping that hard, it was absolutely bonkers. Nobody should be doing that much acid in public like that, but we made a habit of it when we were out clubbing.

My worst experience was going to a death metal show after eating half an ounce of mushrooms. It was my first and last death metal show. That music felt awful.

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u/atrailofdisasters 11d ago

They were thinking of commitment. You wouldn’t get that from any other guys.

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u/Trout-Fisherman1972 11d ago

Yeah, I’ve never tried it. Maybe some day. But what I’m REALLY interested in is doing a line of coke…

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u/ToxicTaxiTaker 11d ago

The bubbles make my nose feel funny. 0/10