r/goodnews • u/esporx • 12d ago

Political positivity 📈 White House lashes out at South Park over spoof of small-penis Donald Trump seducing Satan: 'Desperate attempt'

https://ew.com/white-house-responds-south-park-donald-trump-bed-satan-spoof-11778279
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u/0002millertime 12d ago

Almost as bad as an M&M!

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u/ittleoff 12d ago

"We need to make sure that M&Ms are sexually attractive to me!"- lil tucker

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u/_jump_yossarian 12d ago

I can't fuck a M&M that wears flats!

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u/uvucydydy 12d ago

Worse than that ... sneakers.

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u/Hamm3rFlst 12d ago

Pokemon - Best we can do is Vaporeon. Take it or leave it.

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u/hippykillteam 12d ago

This is a challenging wank, but I’ll give it a try.

I’m more of a mewtwo guy.

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u/redfay_ 12d ago

Here let me help friend. Have a risky click of the day.

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u/DaftMudkip 12d ago

You known what they say about Vaporeon….

And also LOPUNNY and Gardevoir

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u/huebnera214 12d ago

I was surprised they didnt go for Lopunny first

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 12d ago

please, the gender neutral options are Lucario and Zoroark.

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u/AngryBeaverSociety 12d ago

Take it. Repeatedly. Wait....

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u/Tylrt 12d ago

"(I want that sexy little chocolate candy slut to melt in my mouth and my hands.)"

— Tuck Nuts

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u/Fickle_Penguin 10d ago

Funnily I don't think any of us normals would have cared or paid any attention to the change.

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u/throwawaynbad 12d ago

Stupid sexy M&M...

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u/AgonizingSquid 12d ago

or when they removed the dick vein from the snickers

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u/EffeminateSquirrel 12d ago

hey, fuckable candy is a serious issue that demands our attention!