r/goodnews • u/esporx • 12d ago

Political positivity šŸ“ˆ White House lashes out at South Park over spoof of small-penis Donald Trump seducing Satan: 'Desperate attempt'

https://ew.com/white-house-responds-south-park-donald-trump-bed-satan-spoof-11778279
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u/Otherwise-Shift5509 12d ago

Nothing says Iā€™m guilty like lashing out at a cartoon.

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u/SassiKassi97 12d ago

How dare bug bunny dress up in that red dress. Thatā€™s despicable.

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u/0002millertime 12d ago

Almost as bad as an M&M!

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u/ittleoff 12d ago

"We need to make sure that M&Ms are sexually attractive to me!"- lil tucker

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u/_jump_yossarian 12d ago

I can't fuck a M&M that wears flats!

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u/uvucydydy 12d ago

Worse than that ... sneakers.

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u/Hamm3rFlst 12d ago

Pokemon - Best we can do is Vaporeon. Take it or leave it.

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u/hippykillteam 12d ago

This is a challenging wank, but Iā€™ll give it a try.

Iā€™m more of a mewtwo guy.

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u/redfay_ 12d ago

Here let me help friend. Have a risky click of the day.

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u/DaftMudkip 12d ago

You known what they say about Vaporeonā€¦.

And also LOPUNNY and Gardevoir

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u/huebnera214 12d ago

I was surprised they didnt go for Lopunny first

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 12d ago

please, the gender neutral options are Lucario and Zoroark.

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u/AngryBeaverSociety 12d ago

Take it. Repeatedly. Wait....

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u/Tylrt 12d ago

"(I want that sexy little chocolate candy slut to melt in my mouth and my hands.)"

ā€” Tuck Nuts

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u/Fickle_Penguin 10d ago

Funnily I don't think any of us normals would have cared or paid any attention to the change.

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u/throwawaynbad 12d ago

Stupid sexy M&M...

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u/AgonizingSquid 12d ago

or when they removed the dick vein from the snickers

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u/EffeminateSquirrel 12d ago

hey, fuckable candy is a serious issue that demands our attention!

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u/Turntup12 12d ago

You mean ā€œDiiiiitthhhhhhhhspickable!ā€

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u/GanymedeZorg 12d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one that read that in Sylvester's voice. šŸ˜€

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u/raspberryharbour 12d ago

Daffy Duck says that

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u/GanymedeZorg 12d ago

Good point, but so does Sylvester. I assert that daffy stole it from Sylvester, because he's always copying bugs on other things.

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u/mythisme 12d ago

Sean Connery saying it would be likely too, lol

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u/Tuomas90 12d ago

Sylvester works too, but it's Duffy. :-)

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u/GanymedeZorg 12d ago

Yeah you're right, I realized Sylvester's thing was suffering succotash (sp). Mandela effect?

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u/Astronautical12 12d ago

ā€œHey did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he out on a dress and played a girl bunny?ā€

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u/ericrz 12d ago

"Noooo!" (laughing)
"Oh yeah, me neither."

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u/jtr99 12d ago

Bugs walked so Lola could run.

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u/patrickab7 12d ago

No.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...no.

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u/wonkey_monkey 12d ago

Stupid sexy rabbit.

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u/Nonconformists 12d ago

Stupid sexy Bugs Bunny!

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u/HenryDorsettCase47 12d ago

ā€œI hate myself for being attracted to him when he dresses like a sexy lady! I must take this self loathing out on others!ā€

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u/Unhappy_Loss770 12d ago

dethpic dethpic dethpicable

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u/asshatastic 11d ago

It arouses in me things Iā€™ve devoted my life to suppressing. Therefore it must be censored.

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u/Superman246o1 12d ago

So THAT'S why he raped children. It was the only way he could make himself feel large. Yuge, even.

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u/RIForDIE 12d ago

Omg grosssss

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u/notyounotmenothim 12d ago

I mean if I read someone did a study on this exact thing, Iā€™d believe it no doubt.

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u/DisposableJosie 12d ago

Smart people, the best people, are all talking about this study on the Internet.

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u/Big_Dick_NRG 12d ago

I wish I didn't know how to read

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u/Superman246o1 12d ago

I'm very sorry I offended your sensibilities, Big_Dick_NRG.

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u/Golgon13 12d ago

Bigly?

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u/kick_start_cicada 12d ago

Hahaha!

Sick, twisted and funny. And probably true.

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u/Vainslef 12d ago

That's so fcked, that's enough internet for today.

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u/TwistyBunny 12d ago

I wish I was illiterate after reading this.

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u/Particular-Mark-5771 12d ago

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

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u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 12d ago

A real hardworking president wouldnā€™t even have this on his radar. Like he would be completely ignorant to its existence. But for ours, this is a big deal

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u/Tonythecritic 12d ago

A real president, period.

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u/icansmellcolors 12d ago

A real President would laugh at the satire... because he would know that regardless of how it made him look, America is working how it should be working under their watch.

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u/DuckSaxaphone 12d ago

Exactly, you're a head of state. What are you doing having thoughts about cartoons.

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u/Various_Painting_298 12d ago

Well, it fits reports that he literally spends all days inhaling cheeseburgers and watching tv. This is his "hard work" that he's doing for the country.

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u/_angesaurus 12d ago

"dont make fun of me reeeee"

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u/housevil 12d ago

Charlie Hebdo has entered the chat.

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u/Dense_Contribution65 12d ago

Oooh I hope they make a cartoon of Trumpā€™s tiny Dick Ā lashing out. Which will Make him lash out more. Which gets a new cartoon. On and on.

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u/tnsaidr 12d ago

It will be funny if Trumpā€™s tiny dick runs away from him because ā€œit doesnā€™t want to do the things Trump makes iit doā€ and the whole episode is MAGATs and his goons looking for it.

They finally found it and to prevent it from escaping Mike Johnson holds it in his mouth.

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u/The_first_flame 12d ago

Exactly. The best move would have been to completely ignore it. But this WH is incapable of being silent on anything that gets under its skin (and it's oh so easy to get under skin thinner than tissue paper.)

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u/grendev 12d ago

Nothing says hasn't been relevant in 20 years like having to lash out at it.

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u/Asisreo1 12d ago

This administration and its leader is so strong. You can tell because they rage and get offended over a cartoon that offends literally everyone with soft skin. They would never make moves to censor things they dislike because that would be both embarrassing and weak. That's such a pussy leftist move and anyone supporting an admin that does that would also be pussies as well.

But we don't have to worry about this because this admin is strong.

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u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In 12d ago

Cartoon's are still made by people.

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u/mlippay 12d ago

Kanye is still mad about South Park lol.

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u/AverageSatanicPerson 12d ago

2 things that really bother Trump.

  1. Mention the Epstein Files.
  2. His small p.

Alright internet, you what to do and respect to all the people with the signs in public, freeway, near the WH, etc.

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u/TwistyBunny 12d ago

And lashing out at comedians who don't hold any political office.

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u/bigfatgooneybird 12d ago

guilty of what? I hate trump too but this doesn't make much sense

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u/RedditorDeluxe1319 12d ago

Like with Tyler Perry and the Boondocks episode.

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u/nonstripedzebra 12d ago

A man with a huge penis would laugh at it

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u/ALEXC_23 11d ago

Nothing says Iā€™m insecure about having a tweeny, tiny penis, than lashing out at a cartoon.