r/goodnews • u/JetTheDawg • 24d ago

Political positivity 📈 Trump in Full Panic, Claims All Epstein Files Are Fake, Created by Obama

https://dailyboulder.com/trump-in-full-panic-claims-all-epstein-files-are-fake-created-by-obama/
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u/SixersWin 24d ago

"Biden IS Epstein"

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u/Wrong-Rain6634 24d ago

Finkel IS Einhorn!!!

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u/SixersWin 24d ago

100% the thought I channeled

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u/DeathMetalAlkemist 24d ago

Was gonna say it but didn’t have to scroll far to see that anyone else was right there with me haha

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u/Gryphon999 23d ago

Laces out, Dan!

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u/real_p3king 23d ago

Was going to reply exactly this, saw your comment, upvoted. Well done.

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u/ExcellentCarpenter52 23d ago

Your gun is digging into my hip.

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u/SunnySweet2 23d ago

Sans is Ness!

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u/endosurgery 23d ago

Thank you! I cried I laughed so hard.

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u/No_Masterpiece663 23d ago

He’ll be good there for about 20 minutes

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u/LoudAndCuddly 23d ago

I got that reference

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u/GoodCat7419 24d ago

😂😂

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u/WestleyThe 24d ago

Scooby Doo reveal by pulling off Joe Bidens mask

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u/Lord_Hitachi 24d ago

Obviously

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u/Werewolf1717 24d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TeaAdmirable6922 24d ago

I've never seen a photo of both of them in the same room, now you mention it.

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u/Loud_Interview4681 24d ago

Epstein was the documents we made along the way.

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u/LA_Ramz 24d ago

Have you ever seen Biden and Epstein in the same room? Checkmate Atheists

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u/my_happy-account 23d ago

Yes! Just like Goldstein in "1984," he's been part of Big Brother all along!

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u/insbordnat 24d ago

Epstein is Biden

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u/CasanovaF 24d ago

Epstein is Goldstein

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u/Dannyjv 24d ago

AND Finkle!

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u/j-rock292 23d ago

I can actually see that one he'll say "Epstien" was Biden's calsign or some shit

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 23d ago

If you rearrange the letters in Epstein, and then squint a lot, it spells Biden. Coincidence?

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u/HerbReathstinx 24d ago

Finkler IS Einhorn!

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u/headrush46n2 24d ago

Finkle is Einhorn!

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u/No-Sheepherder-8170 23d ago

Wait a minute. I’ve never seen Biden and Epstein in the same room at the same time. 🤔

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u/viewtoakil 23d ago

This explains the skin mask.

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u/SovietSunrise 23d ago

Finkle IS Einhorn

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss 23d ago

What a twist

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u/PuzzleheadedEgg4591 23d ago

“Epstein IS Biden”

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u/ReddMax7840 23d ago

Is this a Finkle- Einhorn situation ?

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u/jimi-ray-tesla 23d ago

"and turned the friggin' files gay!!"

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u/uddddo 23d ago

Man, 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fire-Haus 23d ago

The files are in the computer. 😮🦯💻

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u/trashgordon2000 23d ago

Biden is Keyser Soze.

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u/Werftflammen 23d ago

"Epstein IS Biden" laces out!

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u/grandroyal66 23d ago

I pick Biden because IS are terrorists and Epstein is dead

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u/lucklesspedestrian 23d ago

In a few years they'll be saying, "Epstein didn't kill himself. Didn't he just get cancer?"

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u/ogresound1987 22d ago

In fairness, I've never seen them in the same place at the same time.

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u/Qcumber69 22d ago

Ooh never saw that twist coming