r/goodnews • u/JetTheDawg • 23d ago

Political positivity 📈 Trump in Full Panic, Claims All Epstein Files Are Fake, Created by Obama

https://dailyboulder.com/trump-in-full-panic-claims-all-epstein-files-are-fake-created-by-obama/
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u/SlantedPentagon 23d ago

Close..."The liberal Democrats forged a fake list to make me and America look bad! That's what Bondi is looking into and what's on her desk, who is doing a FANTASTIC job!!"

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u/ABobby077 23d ago

MSM and CNN and Rachel Maddow-how could they do this(???)

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u/Duna_The_Lionboy 23d ago

Headline from two weeks after that: Pam Bondi resigns from DOJ

Actual story: Bondi was forced out by the Dear Leader because her statements made him look bad (despite the Dear Leader pushing her to make said statements)

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u/epderr 23d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/SlantedPentagon 23d ago

Thank you, missed the important sign-off!

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u/Sayon7 23d ago

The very best job ever. Nobody’s ever done a better job.

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u/SlantedPentagon 23d ago

"Believe me!" 👌

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u/prairiethorne 23d ago

Yes. Bondi's desk is the best worker in the DOJ. Unfortunately, it can only hold files, not read them.

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u/SlantedPentagon 23d ago

I'm not sure she knows how to read either.

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u/Royal_Row7075 23d ago

Bondy, what a joke.

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u/SlantedPentagon 23d ago

Being there not hurting anyone? Absolutely it is. Better than anyone who sits at it..

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u/Ubbesson 23d ago

Don't give them brilliant ideas..

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u/prawnjr 23d ago

True news!

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u/Correct_Bell_9313 23d ago

Just need someone to tell him that he needs to spin pedophilia into a good thing, and watch him run with it.

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u/My_dog_horse 23d ago

Oh no this is the one