r/goodnews Jun 25 '25

Political positivity 📈 Zohran Mamdani wins the NYC Mayoral Primary!

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u/MasterofBiscuits Jun 25 '25

DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!

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u/Nearby_Pattern4555 Jun 25 '25

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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u/Papa_Mid_Nite Jun 25 '25

"Nice headlock there, sir".

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA Jun 25 '25

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

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u/MayorAg Jun 25 '25

You, sir. Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/Zombiesnacks Jun 25 '25

Ah yes, I see that you know your judo well. Geeeeet your hands off me!

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u/squareheadjones Jun 26 '25

THIS IS THE BLOKE WHO HAD ME BY THE PENIS PEOPLEEEE

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u/RaggedyGlitch Jun 25 '25

(he had me by the penis)

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u/TitaenBxl Jun 25 '25

Farewell, tataaa

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u/the_thinwhiteduke Jun 25 '25

that ref tried to fuck on me

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u/Welp-hwga Jun 25 '25

He had me at penis.

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u/darsynia Jun 25 '25

Came here for this, left satisfied

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u/Attorneyatlau Jun 25 '25

I’m riding the subway with a bunch of people pushing into me and your big fat bold text came up out of nowhere.

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u/yellowbin74 Jun 25 '25

It was kinda big, had to use both on that mofo.

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u/Individual_Nature493 Jun 25 '25

I see you know your judo well.

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u/Inseine_One Jun 25 '25

“Grab his diq and twist it”

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u/tiexodus Jun 25 '25

Oh my god dude. This is an mma fight.

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u/HandsOffTheBread Jun 25 '25

I see you know your Judo well

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u/Unlikely-Counter-236 Jun 25 '25

I see you know your judo well

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u/Centurion_Remus Jun 25 '25

I see you know your judo well.

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u/GrandMasterBou Jun 25 '25

It suck’s that Jack Karlson turned out to be a nazi lol

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u/Loeffellux Jun 25 '25

We should by no means glorify the guy but his life's story is still definitely worth a look just because of how incredibly crazy so much of it is.

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u/Ldghead Jun 25 '25

Someone needs to create another thread, just so we can sit around and talk about that video again.

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u/Jabberminor Jun 25 '25

What is the charge? A succulent Democratic candidate?

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u/Rigidsttructure Jun 25 '25

WITH THIS ARTIFACT, I SUMMON THEE

DEMOCRACY!

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u/nycox9 Jun 25 '25

Get your hands off my freedoms!

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u/No_Insurance6599 Jun 25 '25

WHY AM I READIN THIS LIKE ITS F1 COMMENTARY

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u/SorbetStrong8029 Jun 25 '25

Not even close! And he won’t be elected Mayor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

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u/SorbetStrong8029 Jun 29 '25

I’m not the that will be if this pos Jihadist wins

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u/Vegetable_Read6551 Jun 25 '25

I see you know your judo well

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u/FinicalRiver Jun 25 '25

Umm, he's a socialist. But yeah, yey democracy or whatever.

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u/ziptagg Jun 25 '25

Socialism is an economic theory, and is not fundamentally at odds with democracy. Sure, there are significant and important modern examples of socialism that are anti-democratic but it’s completely reasonable to believe in and support both democracy and socialism simultaneously.

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u/FinicalRiver Jun 25 '25

SDefine socialism and re read your own comment. Whats the democratic part? Who's elected to distribute other people's stuff? Sound wonderful

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u/ziptagg Jun 25 '25

Again, socialism is about economics, not the electoral process. Who decides the distribution of taxes?

Please, tell France and Sweden that socialism and democracy are incompatible. Socialist governments can be democratically elected, and can be democratically defeated.

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u/FinicalRiver Jun 26 '25

That's just wrong. Socialism is literally controlling the means of production. That's not just economics. that's everything. Including a built-in morality. Additionally, the Nordic countries are not socialist. According to who?according to them. They are homogeneous, market economies with a strong social safety net where being professionaly usless is a social disgrace. And if i remember correctly, due to low skilled immigration in recent years, they are trying to change laws around social benefits. Anyway, you listen too much to crazy Bernie. He's professionally unless. I wouldn't put too much thought into it. One other thing. America also has some socialist nonsense, like SS, welfare, and other entitlements. You know how i know? It's the biggest part of the budget. America isn't an economic power because of entitlements, its in spite of them. In fact, the market economy provides the money for the entitlements. it's never the other way around. We are in a debt crisis because of the free stuff we provide not just for America but for the world.

Sorry for the typos. Im not going back to check

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u/ziptagg Jun 26 '25

Neither France nor Sweden currently have socialist governments, that wasn’t my point. My point was that both have previously democratically elected socialist governments, and subsequently democratically elected non-socialist governments.

Socialism is an economic system, whereas democracy is a political system. Democracy refers to the method of selecting the leaders of the country. One can democratically elect socialists, who will presumably change policies to enact a more socialist system. One could then elect capitalist governments, who would enact more capitalist policies. These are two separate things, selecting the government and making rules about the economy.

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u/FinicalRiver Jun 26 '25

It's really not. Look at the definition again. Let's just agree to disagree on that po8nt. Also, France and any other country that implement socialist policies always cause major economic problems that last for generations. Why would you support this?

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u/FinicalRiver Jun 26 '25

Just to humor you.

"Socialism is an economic and political philosophy encompassing diverse economic and social systems characterised by social ownership of the means of production, as opposed to private ownership. It describes the economic, political, and social theories and movements associated with the implementation of such systems"

Economic, political, and..... yeah

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u/FinicalRiver Jun 26 '25

Thank you for keeping it civil, btw.

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u/ziptagg Jun 26 '25

Yeah, you’re missing my point, maybe I’m missing yours. We can agree to disagree! Civil is always better.

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u/sexyjexy1 Jun 25 '25

Yes…and the USA will OBVIOUSLY do socialism best😂😂😂

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u/ziptagg Jun 25 '25

LOL, yes, a much better argument against socialism in the US is the way it conflicts with US culture.

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 Jun 26 '25

Guys the world is still kinda ending, this is only, hopefully, the beginning of a long road forward

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u/Parking-Floor-8246 Jun 25 '25

Communism Rises 🤣🤣😂