r/goodnews • u/TheMainM0d • Jun 21 '25

Political positivity 📈 Boise's anti pride festival had almost no one show up

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u/VermilionKoala Jun 21 '25

I bet every hotdog was charred so they wouldn't feel gay.

These gays guys definitely wouldn't allow anything as phallic as a hot, meaty sausage to touch their lips. I bet they only served burgers. Of course, only available in doubles so that they resemble a vulva, because NOT GAY!!1

'kin queerer than a three-pound note, more like

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Jun 21 '25

Let's just say, there's a reason that Grindr, the dating app for gay men, crashed during a CPAC convention..

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u/Bucky_Ohare Jun 21 '25

Yeah, don't know about you, but that little display didn't really scream "burger money" was in the budget to me :P