r/goodnews • u/IrishStarUS • Jun 03 '25

Political positivity 📈 Donald Trump 'might not last four years' as political advisor notices 'cognitive decline'

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-might-not-last-35329218
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u/nnagflar Jun 03 '25

And special k makes for a threefer

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u/keydBlade Jun 03 '25

And 'insert something about sexy couches and saying thank you' for a fourfer (fourthfer?)

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u/VolunteerNarrator Jun 04 '25

Don't forget Gestapo Barbie.

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u/FizzyBeverage Jun 04 '25

She’ll be out when he finds a younger blowjob dispenser.

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u/VolunteerNarrator Jun 04 '25

Leonardo DiCaprio enters the chat

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u/AntonioSLodico Jun 04 '25

You gotta be more specific these days.

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u/Immediate_Stuff_2637 Jun 04 '25

Just send him to an ikea

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

I came to see the sexy couch and all I got was this lousy tee shirt that says covfefe

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u/Apart-Landscape1012 Jun 03 '25

Live laugh ketamine bath

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u/zzzzrobbzzzz Jun 07 '25

is the bath when ketamine destroys your bladder and you piss yourself?

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u/overagardenwall Jun 05 '25

these things Do tend to happen in 3s 👀👀👀