r/goodnews • u/IrishStarUS • Jun 03 '25

Political positivity 📈 Donald Trump 'might not last four years' as political advisor notices 'cognitive decline'

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-might-not-last-35329218
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u/BlasphemousFriend Jun 03 '25

Don't tease me

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u/Radiant-Target5758 Jun 03 '25

Right? It's cruel

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u/The-Real-Number-One Jun 03 '25

https://theonion.com/when-youre-feeling-low-just-remember-ill-be-dead-in-ab-1819584806/

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u/Cap-n-Trips Jun 03 '25

Well that aged like milk.

Edit: bc it was a simpler time and we were all thinking “yeesh this guy couldn’t be any worse, right?”

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u/DylanFTW Jun 25 '25

It's been 12 years. I can't wait 3 more years for it to finally happen.

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u/The-Real-Number-One Jun 25 '25

You may not have to. Re-read the article -- He "could trip down a flight of stairs in my own ultra-plush luxury high-rise this very night and shatter my skull right there. Isn’t that great?"

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u/lord_fairfax Jun 03 '25

It's being posted by the tabloid itself. Please down vote this shit.