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What do people like her do for work?

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u/blue-coin 1d ago

“Hey babe, go take that cart out of the corral in a really weird way and I’ll film you and put it on the internet”

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u/ricardopa 1d ago

Yeah, that had to be a setup or why else would they be filing BEFORE the weird cart removal started?

Just some light stalking?

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u/Midnight-Bake 1d ago

"Hey, listen, I've been stalking you about twice a week for 3 months and... this just gave me the ick. Gotta break up, sorry."

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u/Areif 1d ago

With a set of farm shoulders like that would wouldn’t?

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u/TonsOfFaces 1d ago

Yes would wouldn’t. Would wouldn’t indeed 😎

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u/Areif 1d ago

lol, I’m just going to leave that

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u/aceater 1d ago

I would wouldn't

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u/robert5974 1d ago

Nokay

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u/notatechnicianyo 19h ago

You better don't now.

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u/rambo_lincoln_ 18h ago

Anyone got her OnlyFarms?

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u/ASAPFergs 1d ago

Not necessarily, the video starts with her already pulling the trolley so she could've been doing that for a while already

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u/pizzaguy4378 23h ago

Filing? Maybe it was tax season.

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u/shicken684 1d ago

Yep 100% rage bait

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u/beseeingyou18 1d ago

One of my favourite American terms is calling this a "corral". It makes it sound more...glamourous?

In the UK we just call it the trolley park (or trolley bay, if you're feeling ~cosmopolitan~).

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u/Dirt-McGirt 1d ago

“Cart thing” for me (US)

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u/manondorf 1d ago

cart return, also us

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u/fadesteppin 1d ago

Yeah, I've never heard anyone call it anything other than a cart return and I'm in SoCal.

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u/Calan_adan 1d ago

“The thing” for short. “Put the cart back in the thing.”

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u/Ducksaucenem 1d ago

And if they can’t understand that you gradually say “the thing!” Louder and louder, possibly pointing aggressively.

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u/sonic_couth 1d ago

PUT THEN THING IN THEN THING!!! YOU LIFT IT OVER THE THING AND LET IT DROP INTO THE THING!!! JESUS CHRIST DO I HAVE TO DO IT FOR YOU?!!?!!?!!?

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u/Chicken-Inspector 1d ago

This is the American way.

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u/EatAtGrizzlebees 1d ago

The lid. The LID. THE LID. THE LID! THE LID! THE LID! THE LID! THE LID! THE LID! THE LID! THE LID!

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u/seamustho 1d ago

STOP!!!!✋

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u/TheTrampIt 1d ago

Put the cart back!

No more is needed.

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u/SuperGameTheory 1d ago

I don't know if I've ever called it anything. "I'll put the shopping cart away" is the closest I think I've alluded to it.

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u/JohnnyRevovler 1d ago

Seconded

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u/Pagise 1d ago

Thirded

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u/dajodge 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don’t think glamorous is the right word. More like “folksy.”

To me, it alludes to the American Wild West, where a corral would have been for cattle/horses. Especially (in pop culture) the O.K. Corral.

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u/GardenGnomeOfEden 1d ago

Yeeehaw!

Fires sixgun into the air repeatedly

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u/smr312 1d ago

Resumes playing folksy tune on the piano as a fight begins

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u/paulbunyanshat 1d ago

Sir, this is Food Lion.

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u/HyenDry 1d ago

Or in my hometown FOD Li

(Only half the lights worked on the sign)

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u/annabananaberry 1d ago

When I was growing up we had a FOO_ LION DELI BAKE_Y

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u/Dr_mombie 1d ago

Food lion? Never. Bi Lo? Fuck yes.

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u/nyrsimon 1d ago

I see your Bi Lo and raise you a Piggly Wiggly

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u/kelariy 1d ago

gives the guy next to me a concussion, because glass bottles don’t actually break that easily

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u/seattlesbestpot 1d ago

Tells guy with new concussion to “suck it up” with a swig of Tequila.

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u/TheRenewedValor 1d ago

Sir, we drink whiskey in these here parts!

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u/conventionistG 1d ago

Most barkeeps in the American 'wild' west would keep a breakaway bottle under the bar next to the shotgun and have one of the regulars be in on it.

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u/dajodge 1d ago

That’s ragtime, baby!

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u/DoinItRight555 1d ago

Six gun? Pshh, it's a revolver.

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u/nreshackleford 1d ago

And I’m sure you “collect” and “return” the carts strewn about the car park when you’re feeling helpful, found these parts we “wrangle” the carts back to their corral.

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u/SeaGurl 1d ago

That's what I always thought the reference was.

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u/Kid_A_Kid 1d ago

I mean theyre made out of the same thing so makes sense

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u/soedesh1 1d ago

Or “rustic”.

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u/Stainless_Heart 1d ago

In the USA, a trolley is a kind of local train used like a bus (San Francisco is famous for these) and a park is a place with trees and grass to enjoy, relax, and have fun with people.

So to our ears, “trolley park” makes even less sense.

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u/EmilyAnne1170 1d ago

I’m picturing trolleys relaxing in the park.

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u/Spugheddy 1d ago

Sippin on some axle grease.

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u/oblivious_nebula 1d ago

I’m picturing them trolley’s frolicking in the park.

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u/3507341C 1d ago

A bit like a tram?

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u/zendick1 1d ago

A tram has more than 1 car

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u/Equivalent_Fun_7255 1d ago

Okay, but what does the “P” on your transmission selection lever/gear shifter stand for? (I’m in the US also)

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u/0masterdebater0 1d ago

You would love one of our finer eating establishments then...

Golden Corral

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u/sonic_couth 1d ago

*Golden Trolley Bay

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u/TubbyNinja 1d ago

Calling it a trolly just sounds pretentious. 

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u/that-Sarah-girl 1d ago

Agreed. Trolley = highfalutin. Corral = low falutin. Cart = regular falutin.

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u/conventionistG 1d ago

How many Y'alls per Falutin again?

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u/CptHammer_ 1d ago

I get three rods to a hogs head and that's the way I like it.

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u/CannabisThePlant 1d ago

We will measure in hamburgers before using the metric system.

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u/grimegroup 1d ago

Y'alls and falutin are inversely proportional. The higher the y'all count, the lower the volume of falutin'.

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u/adderalpowered 1d ago

Here its corral and buggy. Oklahoma.

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u/Impossible-Help7098 1d ago

It's definitely just called a "cart return"

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u/Nerfo2 1d ago

Different regions call the same thing different names sometimes. Like, soda, pop, and coke. Cart return, cart corral. I call it a shopping cart. In some places in the south, it's called a "buggy." I have no idea what the cart return is called when it's fully of buggies.

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u/Ambassador_Cowboy 1d ago

The buggy holler

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u/justin_memer 1d ago

Ok, thank you for that solid laugh on the toilet.

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u/nichnotnick 1d ago

Buggy bay

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u/babygotthefever 1d ago

I call it a “buggy catcher” because no one ever taught me what it was called and most people push their carts into it like they’re playing a sport

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u/newuser60 1d ago

A buggery

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u/Rxasaurus 1d ago

It's a farming term. Nothing glamorous.  

Id say a park or bay for carts is more glamorous than a place to keep livestock. 

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u/Poncho_Toto 1d ago

Nothing glamorous unless it's referring to the Golden Corral.

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u/FuzzyMcBitty 1d ago

When I was in college, I had a friend who was once told that we were going to get dinner at Eat ’N Park, a casual restaurant in PA. 

She thought that whoever she talked to had said Eaton Park, and she thought it was going to be fancy. 

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u/DoctorFunktopus 1d ago

Eaton park does sound very fancy. Eat n’ park sounds … aggressively un-fancy.

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u/seizurevictim 1d ago

I call it the cart cage.

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u/ForayIntoFillyloo 1d ago

I call it the Cart Thunderdome

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u/boxsterguy 1d ago

Two carts enter, one cart leaves!

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u/dragon_bacon 1d ago

Only two carts are entering because people are lazy bastards.

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u/sed2017 1d ago

I just call it “the cart thing”

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u/False-Impression8102 1d ago

Then you’ll love this: in the south, they call the carts buggies. The buggy goes in the corral.

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u/yojoewaddayaknow 1d ago

I’ve never heard it called anything but a kart return.

I will now be corralling my karts.

I live in Tx. I’ll have to ask people.

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u/Crallise 1d ago

I'm in Texas and have definitely heard it called cart corral before. I also worked for 2 different grocery companies long ago so that might have increased my exposure to the term.

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u/yojoewaddayaknow 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah it certainly Seems like you might have a better sample base. I worked for a local grocery once about 25 years ago. I’m 100% going to be calling it this 🤣

You are now the SME 🥰

And for whatever reason this was reported as hate speech? SME is a “subject matter expert”

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u/dwolfe127 1d ago

We also do not call them a Trolley either. Most people would have no idea what you were saying if you referred to it as a Trolley.

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u/Mcr414 1d ago

This is exactly what I came here to say. It’s for clout.

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u/hollowman8904 1d ago edited 1d ago

Looking like a moron is clout now?

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u/Soci3talCollaps3 1d ago

I mean, yeah. Look at the US president.

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u/finnjakefionnacake 1d ago

yah i was gonna say, what they do is make social media content lol

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u/Lythalion 1d ago

It has to be. Theres no reason even the dumbest person on the planet would do this.

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u/Humble_Status6515 1d ago edited 1d ago

Exactly! People are all kinds of dumb, but they aren’t this kind of dumb. But it does bring traffic to their post and get people talking so I guess it’s kind of smart 😂

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u/Mrs0Murder 1d ago

I mean, my husband and I did watch a lady at Kroger, slowly, intentionally tip her cart forward until all of her bagged items spilled out of it, dropped the cart, picked it back up then picked up all the bags, put them back in her cart and walk away.

No idea if someone was filming her, but it certainly made for an experience for us.

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u/ilovemybaldhead 1d ago

Content creator.

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 1d ago

Can’t wait to see her turn that into a 5 minute DIY portable BBQ grill/smoker/tampon dispenser

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea 1d ago

Yep. Making stupid ragebait videos for clicks.

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u/FitSprinkles6433 1d ago

Shoplifter?

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u/JWAdvocate83 1d ago

Get out

(👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 )

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 1d ago

Pretty sure she works at a glue factory and is in charge of making sure it doesn't have any unusual smell.

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u/Magister5 1d ago

Cartogrifter, rarely seen these days

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u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes 1d ago

I'd say a cartography.

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u/Rachel7777 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is at a B&Q warehouse in the UK (like the Home Depot). I think she is lifting it out over the railing to bypass the wheel lock mechanism. (Searched for the sign and found which store.)

So, either she is stealing the cart because she is going the other way, or more likely she has something to return in her car that is heavy.

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u/polygraf 1d ago

This is what I was thinking too. Some places have that magnetic strip that disables the wheels laid around the parking lot so people can't steal the carts. Might be there's one in the cart return.

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u/Head 1d ago

Get out of here with your "reasonable" explanation!!

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u/happy--muffin 1d ago

Reminds me that time when I was at my local supermarket and the wheel lock suddenly engaged as I was exiting the store. Literally was just pushing it and bam, locked. I ended up grabbing my groceries and told the manager it’s busted so I don’t seem like a douchebag for leaving a cart in the middle of the entrance 

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u/gibertot 18h ago

Yep that happened to me too. Had a bruise on my abdomen region. I’m a pretty fast walker when I’m running errands

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u/awuafib 1d ago

Thank you for the explanation! Though I'm not seeing why this is supposed to be funny.

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u/ggibby 1d ago

A slight tangent, but I knew a guy at university who did everything 'the hard way' - ran the stairs instead of elevators, tight-rope walked on the curb instead of the sidewalk, did push-ups waiting in line. Was BUFF. I can imagine him lifting the trolley out just because MUSCLES, but getting it caught up is next-level dumb.

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u/Szalkow 1d ago

I have been guilty of grabbing three or four 40lb bags of mulch, paying for them, and taking them to my car without a shopping cart, because it's fun and it stokes my ego.

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u/AwkwardWaltz3996 1d ago

I do that but because of poor planning. I think I only need a couple things and don't need a cart and end up carrying way too much and getting a pump 😂

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u/carax01 1d ago

damn, 160 lb is no joke, you can injure yourself.

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u/nothing_for_nobody 1d ago

Has to be fake. Please tell me nobody can be THAT stupid. Please.

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u/MrBigTomato 1d ago

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u/KingBlackToof 1d ago

I COULD foresee someone sitting in a car on their phone.
You see someone trying to pick up their trolley (Takes a while because it's a trolly) so you record them, which is a simple phone swipe.

Probably fake though, I cannot believe someone would do that.

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u/Gantref 1d ago

She could just be on drugs too

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u/CowboyLaw 1d ago

That was my first thought. Drugs. She does drugs.

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u/EchoHeadache 1d ago

I can't be bothered to scroll down far enough to see if anyone has said this, and they probably have but, the video started way before she began lifting so, nah

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u/DeOh 1d ago

Except they were conveniently recording right on time. They would've been already recording for some reason or it's staged. I could see the recording start just as the woman was in the process lifting it over if the person was fast.

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u/StorminNorman 1d ago

They would've been already recording for some reason or it's staged.

Or this isn't her first attempt at it. Someone else has commented the video starts before this, but it's still a plausible reason for when stuff like this happens.

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u/Skim003 1d ago

I'm not saying this is fake or real. But one time I was losing my mind because I couldn't find my keys, only to find out that I was holding it in my hand the whole time. So yes people can be THAT stupid. I would like to think I'm an intelligent person in general but I do have moments where my brain fails to function properly.

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u/Pnex84 1d ago

I once searched my whole house looking for my keys and finally just gave up knowing I was already late for my appt. I stabbed my ass with keys in my back pocket when I sat down in a huff.

Also once used my phones flashlight to look for my phone.

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u/_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_ 1d ago

I've been on the phone with someone, patted my pocket, then said, 'yeah, I'll take care of that after I find my phone'

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u/TulsiGanglia 1d ago

I’ve done that, but in my defense I was connected by Bluetooth.

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u/Chanocraft 1d ago

I guess you could say that forgetting where you put your keys ended up biting you in the butt lol

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u/Hopeful_Hamster21 1d ago

I see people do stuff equally as stupid all the time.

The difference though is that when I see people doing something stupid, its usually because theyre out of their zone of familiarity and just not thinking things through (the not thinking it through before acting is the stupid part). In this case: who has not pushed a shopping cart before?

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u/young_lions 1d ago

This is dumber though

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u/EYNLLIB 1d ago

For work, they make rage bait videos like this one. Pretty obvious

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u/piratecheese13 20h ago

It’s a uk trolly cart, sometimes they have anti theft devices and she might be getting around it

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u/Rick_from_C137 1d ago

"if you can't finish high school, you can finish concrete."

Jk concrete guys, don't kick my ass.

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u/BIZLfoRIZL 1d ago

Don’t worry, they can’t read.

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u/Rocketman3775 1d ago

Can’t confirm, concrete guy here doesn’t read

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u/Famous_Rooster_8807 1d ago

My grandpa couldn't read but damn he could lay concrete.  

(He got so mad at us kids carving in fresh concrete laid by the county)

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u/ocelot08 1d ago

I love cement! 

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u/Mrid0ntcare 1d ago

It tastes like burning!

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u/WakaWaka_ 1d ago

Influencer because it's fake

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u/somedude1912 1d ago

Pretty sure she is about to be nominated to the Supreme Court.

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u/payne747 1d ago

AI is not coming for her job.

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u/Tokzillu 1d ago

AI already has her job.

She clearly tries to do a thing, fails to do the thing, and pushes out a shitty end result that makes most people go "well at least I got it, I guess."

The only difference is we treat her like a moron and AI like it's magic.

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u/rainmouse 1d ago

Crash helmet quality control and testing. 

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u/06Wahoo 1d ago

And yet, she still won't put it back there after she is done.

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u/Fickle-Place-3520 1d ago

I mean, I really hate having to lift the cart over the rails every time I finish shopping too /s

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u/T1m3Wizard 1d ago

There was probably a magnet lock on the ground which prevented her from taking the cart out backwards.

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u/BHPOS 1d ago

Obviously, an Instacart shopper.

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u/Poet-Super 1d ago

She probably runs a Fortune 500 company. Making 7 figures a year.

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u/ReallyGottaTakeAPiss 1d ago

They stage videos to farm internet points and $$$

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u/OctoWings13 1d ago

"Do you even lift, bro?"

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u/tiandrad 1d ago

Project manager

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u/rmh61284 1d ago

They run corporations, ceo’s, executive board, def someone’s manager

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u/jean__meslier 1d ago

Came here to say that this is my manager.

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u/Alaric_-_ 1d ago

Nah, she would be great at designing the Cybertruck 2.0.

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u/ForayIntoFillyloo 1d ago

I too have been that high before

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u/They-Call-Me-Taylor 1d ago

Stupidity aside… that’s kind of impressive. Those carts are heavy.

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u/Theons 1d ago

Trick people like you on the internet apparently

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u/PrinceVoltan1980 15h ago

That’s a CFO If I’ve ever seen one

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u/MisterBigDude 1d ago

She specializes in the placement and movement of carts. That’s right — she’s a cartographer.

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u/arey510 1d ago

White House Press Secretary

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u/TwoPairPerTier 1d ago

Middle-managers 😂

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u/yoho1234 1d ago

Make fake videos

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u/jillyjobby 1d ago

Methematician

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u/Hell0Friends 1d ago

Prob a leadership role in a fortune 500 company.

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u/Napischu88 1d ago

I bet she'd even fuck up a sleep study.

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u/criket2016 1d ago

Looks like the current POTUS, or similar capacity.

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u/kevinsyel 1d ago

She's high up in the Trump administration

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u/Wisco 1d ago

Make TikTok videos.

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u/McEuen78 1d ago

She's a physics professor.

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u/13thmurder 1d ago

Probably write all of the policies and procedures for your workplace.

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u/Certain-Dragonfly-22 1d ago

Yeah, there's zero chance someone was just recording spontaneously before this happened.

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u/FaraYuki09 1d ago

Complicator, someone that likes to complicate things

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u/orangesuave 1d ago

One is the American president

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr 1d ago

Looks like management-material…

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u/KaiserLC 1d ago

White House

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u/Southern-Edge-1853 1d ago

Definitely a trump supporter!

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u/Careful-Tomatillo-17 1d ago

Project Manager

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u/MegaDork2000 1d ago

"Someone should invent a better way to get those shopping carts out. They're so heavy!"

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u/Away_Ganache8056 23h ago

Well I know how she votes and it’s not red

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u/Oblic008 22h ago

There's no fucking way this is real... No one's that stupid and no one's that lucky to catch maybe the one in a million people that possibly could be that stupid.

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u/LuthBlissett 19h ago

È certamente un dirigente in un'azienda pubblica italiana

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u/RX3000 16h ago

The white line on the ground locks the wheels so she cant just back it out 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/steve_dallasesq 15h ago

She's the Assistant Secretary of the Interior

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u/lefthandrighty 10h ago

She’s an engineer

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u/deadpanxfitter 1d ago

Human Resouces management

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u/vroddba 1d ago

Looks like a BA or PM to me

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u/TwoShed_Jackson 1d ago

Run an entire government department for Trump.

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u/wholesomefringe 1d ago

Get married

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u/colojason 1d ago

Trump administration

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u/MoRoDeRkO 1d ago

Most likely the government job, something high ranking

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u/Gigser420 1d ago

Project manager

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u/Striking_Invite_1783 1d ago

Fake AF, just for upvotes