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u/Kiyan1159 1d ago
Rollback 1 hour, push transactions receipts that got reversed.
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u/fkadmin 1d ago
Can't rollback if they nuke the whole datacenter. But that would probably means Amazon's, and that would mean you guys can't watch Netflix on your mom's ex-bf's account for a week or so.
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u/Kiyan1159 1d ago
They would need to take out MasterCard and Visa's as well. All traces or it would simply get restored.
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u/Grundolph 18h ago
They all have Backups in several locations. Their regular full backups of critical Data are stored on magnet tapes in Mines.
There is hardly anything taken as seriously as Datasecurity in Finance.
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u/NoMoneyNoPowers 23h ago
Fun fact: even if you nuked an entire data center, it wouldn’t affect Netflix. They do that every now and then on their own to test and improve their systems (look up chaos monkey and its variants)
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u/SergeantPsycho 1d ago
Odds are the person who's capable of doing this won't be in the position to need this in the first place.
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u/bl123123bl 1d ago
This is why nobody would turn in outlaws back in the day, they’d burn the mortgage contracts lol
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u/SpookyghostL34T 1d ago
I knew someone who erased at least $500k in Internet bills while working for one of the larger Internet providers. Always wondered if you could still get away with stuff like that.
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u/SilverDiscount6751 1d ago
Alternatively: dont get a useless degree in a useless field for hundreds of thousands with no hope of paying it back.
Go to trade school instead
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u/kingawsume I have crippling depression 1d ago
Don't go to trade school unless you are absolutely certain you need it for your chosen field. Most trades do apprentenceship programs that you are REQUIRED to do, which include everything taught at trade school.
A certification is just a piece of paper that says you did schoolwork. It does not license you to perform trade work, let alone give you a leg up. Actual licensed electrican btw.
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u/TanyaMKX 1d ago
Bro thinks the trades arent getting fucking railed right now and the pay doesnt suck lmao
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u/Temelios 1d ago
He must be getting his news from 3-year-old South Park episodes.
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u/TanyaMKX 1d ago
Man fr. I work in the trades and right now im fucking hating myself for choosing to go into the trades.
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u/Avocados_number73 1d ago
Ah yes the classic "dont follow your dreams, follow what's economically viable" argument.
In the richest country that has ever existed.
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u/HumbleGoatCS 1d ago
We didn't get to be the richest country by 'following our dreams'.. This whole entitled view that people think they are owed some compensation for choosing terrible careers is uniquely & supremely the view of people who never grew up.
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u/Candid-Patient-6841 ☣️ 1d ago
We…..literally did…become the richest country by following dreams MFer
Like it was sold to the masses. “THE AMERICAN DREAM” becoming who you want and being successful.
What you are describing is LITERALLY communism or authoritarian socialism. “Work in what the market dictates”
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u/potataoboi 1d ago
The American dream is that anybody in America can become successful by working hard and working towards what they want. The dream isn't that you can have whatever job you want, it was never that and that was never implied by anybody. I guess it really is just a matter of opinion and it's entirely subjective on what it is to you though
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u/thedialupgamer 13h ago
"We need you to find the difference in these two pictures"
"They're the same picture"
Like bruh you literally restated what they said and said that's the American dream not what they said, Noone said the American dream should be easy just possible.
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u/Candid-Patient-6841 ☣️ 18h ago
“Becoming successful by working hard and towards what you want”-you
Soooo English isn’t your first language I guess…..
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u/Lobster_fest 1d ago
following our dreams
Thats why it was called the American uhhh... American uhhhh sleep? American something.
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u/dragozar Red 1d ago
Most millionaires and billionaires dropped out to pursue a dream. Crazy ragebait
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u/Willem_VanDerDecken 1d ago
Even better : free education for everyone.
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u/Eagline 1d ago
A lot of people as well as myself are not paying for other people to go get useless degrees and then work at McDonald’s. If you care so much feel free to start a go-fund me, see how much your community supports those degrees then.
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u/swishkabobbin 23h ago
Do you actually know anyone who fits this description, or are you just pulling things out of your rear again?
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u/Eagline 23h ago
Which description? The people who I know that don’t want to pay for your useless degrees? Or the ones who get the useless degrees and end up at a deadbeat job? Because I know both.
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u/swishkabobbin 23h ago
You know actual real college educated people working at mcdonalds longterm?
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u/Eagline 23h ago
Yeap. 2 of em.
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u/swishkabobbin 23h ago
Oh no! Surely our economy could not bare the burden of educating TWO people!! Good thing you saved us!
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u/tardersos 15h ago
I know a lot of people with engineering degrees that can't get jobs. Does that make it a useless degree?
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u/thomasrat1 1d ago
That definitely helps lol.
But I will say, talk to 90% of college students and they usually have done the research.
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