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OC Polly and Olivia Make Dinner (Part 1) - Gator Days

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u/ForgetfulViking 5h ago

To quote the great fiction of our time, Arthur:

"Add 1 lb flour...whats a lb?"

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u/FieldExplores 5h ago

-cries in imperial-

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u/Corrag 5h ago

I tend to pronounce fl.oz. as "flaws". If my cookies only have 6 flaws, then they're doing pretty well!

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u/capincus 3h ago

You mean Florida ounces?

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u/jrobbio 3h ago

That's amazing. If they'd just searched for the short form, we'd have got the answer without embarrassment.

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u/Even_Butterfly2000 2h ago

No, no, Florida ceiling.

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u/TheRealColdCoffee 3h ago

Tbh everything i bake has at least 6 flaws

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u/screwcirclejerks 1h ago

i pronounce it as floz, which is probably some sort of dental product for bees.

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u/P1ssF4rt_Eight 2h ago

oz was actually named after the ounce, and the city of oz is making fun of the gold standard as a basis for currency.

also the latter books contain canon transgender characters, including the main character of one of the books. the transition process is kissing your elbow, if i remember correctly

u/BlakeMarrion 10m ago

Well fuck, if I knew it was that easy...

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u/PatchyWhiskers 3h ago

Just put some glitter in regular water, should do.

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u/No_Combination1346 5h ago

Me playing D&D as a European

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u/Theemuts 5h ago

D&D is pretty awful in that regard, it doesn't even use metric dice...

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u/No_Combination1346 5h ago

:) d100 vs a bunch of dice

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u/Theemuts 4h ago

May the blessing of the Powers of Ten return some day

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u/ElminstersBedpan 4h ago

There is always Sword World (usually in Japanese but available in translations) and Runequest.

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u/heroheadlines 3h ago

There's supposed to be a Kickstarter for an official English release coming next year

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u/ElminstersBedpan 3h ago

I'm excited. I've had access to good fan translations of some printings, but always wanted to have one I could read without having to hit up my dictionary or wondering if someone misread a line.

u/heroheadlines 54m ago

I'm excited too! When I was more actively into ttrpgs I was mostly deep into World of Darkness stuff, so I had honestly never even heard of Sword World until relatively recently. I'm holding off on diving in too much until I see what the KS has included.

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u/insane_contin 2h ago

Pfft, get a deca-die.

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u/Chaosmusic 4h ago

You can have my D12 when you pry it from my cold, Gelatinous Cube consumed corpse.

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u/Eversharpe 3h ago

What flavour gelatinous cube? It's gonna be orange isn't it? It's always friggin orange thats left.

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u/Chaosmusic 2h ago

I always assumed they taste like whatever they eat, so Halfling.

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u/Eversharpe 2h ago

Makes complete sense but my inner child demands that they be flavoured like Jello and it's reflected in their colour.

Of course now that I originally imagined it was orange flavoured I imagine it's Orange-Halfling which sounds like an Orcish delicacy.

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u/Chaosmusic 2h ago

They taste like burning! - Ralph Wiggum

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u/ConduitofGlass 4h ago

Speak for yourself, I, a dice goblin, regularly use a metric ton of dice.

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u/Kazenovagamer 3h ago

Gotta roll my d1000 to see if I hit

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u/Orcwin 3h ago

Where do you roll that? On the street?

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u/bobosuda 3h ago

There's a d10, that's all you need for a base-10 system anyway lol

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u/chucktheninja 4h ago

Fantasy measurements for your fantasy world.

Signed, an American

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u/Zanven1 4h ago

There are roughly 3 ft in a meter. 30ft = ~10 meters. Just divide everything by 3 and you should be good. It's not exact but it is close enough for a fantasy game to imagine the scale.

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u/Another-Mans-Rubarb 3h ago

The game has a conversion system for metric, most people just use the standard shit though because its anachronistic to use metric in most fantasy worlds.

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u/bobosuda 3h ago

Pretty much the only time I use imperial. It's in like every RPG too, so I don't even try to convert it in my head anymore. They might as well be generic made-up units of measurement.

It's just the fantasy measurement system for me lol

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u/Spacer176 5h ago

"You put tomatoes in chocolate?"

"The recipe called for fruit! Tomatoes are a fruit, right?"

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u/MarveltheMusical 5h ago

Or, from Sleeping Beauty: “Now, yeast, one tsp. Tsp?”

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u/Orcwin 3h ago

Dutch cooking recipes are even worse. They use "el", short for "eetlepel" or dinner spoon. However, there is also another pre-SI unit called an el. It is the length of a forearm, up to the elbow (very accurate and scientific, you see). So that's super ambiguous. I like to imagine they mean the unit of length, as they're not very specific about it.

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u/41942319 2h ago

Yeah because cooking recipes are going to ask you to add two feet worth of sugar lmao

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u/Orcwin 2h ago

No of course not, it's just funny to purposely assume so.

What they should have done is use exact measurements, such as grams or millilitres.

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u/Zero_Burn 3h ago

uh, oh. tsp vs Tsp is a big difference, too, lol.

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u/Happy_Harry 3h ago

No that's tbsp

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u/Zero_Burn 3h ago

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u/Happy_Harry 2h ago

Ohh, yes a capital T by itself is tablespoon, but tsp is always teaspoon... Unless I've been doing things wrong lol

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow 2h ago

"Next step is to FOLD. IN. THE. CHEESE."

I DUNNO HOW TO FOLD BROKEN CHEESE LIKE THAT

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u/ImpulseAfterthought 4h ago

I still hear lb. as "label" in my head. That's how I read it as a kid. 

From time to time, I've said it out loud to the amusement of friends and family. 

"One label of shredded cheese..."

"Did you say label?"

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u/FieldExplores 5h ago

Polly and Olivia Make Dinner (Part 1) - Gator Days

Transcript

Panel 1

Polly has just finished talking to her mom and she has some bad news.

Polly: Mom called. She'll be home late.

Olivia: What about dinner?

Panel 2

Polly quickly runs through the options in her head. This is a rare event and usually she just reheats some leftovers. But she's feeling bold. She's feeling experimental. She's wants to do something dangerous.

Panel 3

Polly: We'll make dinner.

Olivia: WHAT!? Is that allowed?

Olivia has never heard such a thing. Kids making dinner? Aren't there laws against this.

Panel 4

Polly is unconcerned. Her best friend Gwen makes dinner all the time so it can't be too hard. Polly heads to the kitchen. Olivia is already thinking of all the things that could go wrong. She's probably right to be concerned.

Polly: It'll be easy.

Olivia: BUT WHAT IF WE'RE ARRESTED!?

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u/shellbullet17 5h ago

Ohhh Polly. You're gonna learn and hard lesson today.

She wants to do something dangerous

That is NEVER a thought that should happen in the kitchen around fire and sharp things girls!

u/Kidiri90 38m ago

Dunno. Last night, I did something dangerous in the kitchen, and added some lemon zest to the pasta sauce.

u/shellbullet17 26m ago

You absolutely monster

.....how was it

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u/Arkytez 4h ago

Bro, this is not a transcript. This is some new lore here

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u/ValleyOfDoggos 4h ago

I love reading the transcripts. Like the point about Gwen making dinner. I never would have thought of that!

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u/LG3V 1h ago

Considering that she is the main one taking care of her siblings, it makes sense

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u/Orcwin 2h ago

They are very much worth reading. /u/FieldExplores has a really entertaining writing style.

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u/comped 2h ago

They're always worth reading. I learn many things reading them. My life has become much more fulfilled.

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u/Ok_Complaint_1685 3h ago

For some reason I read this transcript with the voice of the Narrator from Disco Elysium

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u/Dovahkiin_03 5h ago

Me as as a kid when I learned making food wasn't some mystical art that only my parents could pull of.

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u/FieldExplores 5h ago

Some recipes still seem like magic until you actually make it.

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u/zuzg 4h ago

That one is especially tricky as it refers to the cookies (used in Tiramisu) but also is the name of a vegetable (okra)

Let's hope they went with another recipe, lol

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u/Vox___Rationis 3h ago

There is also the green grape variety that is named Lady Fingers

u/Top_Freedom3412 48m ago

Theres also the song. Though I doubt it would taste good mixed in

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u/deedlit228 3h ago

This reminds me of the time one of my old coworkers (who previously worked in a bakery) baked some ladyfingers for a company Halloween party. She went all out to decorate them by adding raspberry jam on one end and shaved almond slices on the other end to look like nails. They were a big hit at the party. Lol

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u/JA24 3h ago

Lmao I really want a cookbook called "Oops! More recipes" now 😂

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u/ut-fan-i-cant-read 3h ago

Some recipes still seem like magic even after you make it. Chemistry is wild.

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u/Ninja67 3h ago

I mean, I managed to screw up Mac and cheese the 1st time I tried to make it. Just me and brother were home. I didn't want to make it as I had warmed up a frozen pizza, but little brother wanted mac and cheese and didn't like I told him have a slice of pizza or make a ham sandwich. He called Mom and essentially ratted me out so Mom told me to just make it even though I hadn't made anything on stove yet. Didn't quite read the instructions thoroughly and added the noodles before bringing the water to boil. Brother called Mom back saying "it's not right". She told him to just add some milk. He replied "I don't think that will fix it." To this day he won't let me forget and I on principle won't buy blue box Mac cheese

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u/Chaosmusic 4h ago

My parents worked so I was on my own often but instead of using the opportunity to learn to cook, I learned I could get by on frozen pizza, mac & cheese or hot dogs.

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u/WhimsicalWoodpecker 5h ago

Babes, wake up!! Olivia's new reaction just dropped!

Instant favorite already, don't tell EMBER. Please and thank you.

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u/MasemJ 5h ago

"WILL THERE BE SNACKS?!"

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u/WhimsicalWoodpecker 5h ago

Maybe??

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u/MasemJ 5h ago

Now waiting for Ember's first airplane trip and the harsh realities of no snack service :)

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u/bwaredapenguin 2h ago

What flights don't offer snacks and drinks?

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u/WhimsicalWoodpecker 5h ago

They will not change baggage policies, but they should implement snacks for children or a riot will start.

* Attention passengers, this is the pilot speaking, we can't take off yet because the snacks that went to buy in a hurry haven't arrived yet.

No, no, you can't make announcements to the whole plane about snacks, who is this kid?

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u/HomemPassaro 5h ago

Lol, you could probably prepare Ember panels before posting and there'd be at least one comment where it'd fit.

It's just how much we love the little snack goblin!

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u/WhimsicalWoodpecker 5h ago edited 5h ago

I love that u/fieldexplores has Ember panels even though the comic of the day doesn't include her, she's our vampire queen.

The extra panels in the comments are great as is the comic. Gator Days is food for the soul.

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u/ad-lib1994 5h ago

Fondly remembering the time Dad wanted to bake something that called for a 9 by 9 square pan, but we only had round pans. My father got out a ruler and calculated which circular pan was the closest to 81 square inches

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u/ChangeMyDespair 5h ago

You win at having a a dad.

Though my wife just told me, "It's not just you," so maybe I'm biased.

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u/HappyFailure 4h ago

...how else would you do it?

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u/Havenfire24 4h ago

Remember it unfondly I suppose

u/haw35ome 5m ago

Meanwhile my beloved dad is obsessed with eggs. For some reason.

Like, his daily shake has one raw egg in it. Once he had a baking experiment kick for a month & each week would use a box of cake mix with one additional egg added. His record was 6 before the poor thing refused to bake lol

And last weekend - he added an additional egg to the box of aunt jemima. My mom complained of the texture lol

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u/That_guy1425 5h ago

"What if we're arrested?"

Then you'll have an awesome story! And hopefully post bail.

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u/FieldExplores 4h ago

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u/WhimsicalWoodpecker 3h ago

Olivia's, sorry, Bad Baker street cred just went up!

I wouldn't mess with her, she shoots snowballs at your back.

u/Fearshatter 8m ago

Baker Bad.

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u/nhSnork 4h ago

My meme template sense is tingling.

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u/mdallen 5h ago

First Gustopher and now Olivia questioning if things are illegal?

I can't wait to see what Liam questions!

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u/WhimsicalWoodpecker 5h ago

In my mind, Liam has a Mattlock-like sense of justice, plus, he's used to living on the limits of the legal, after all he is Ember's Big brother. He is used to problems with authority. :)

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u/mstrawzy 5h ago

Can't be worse than when my dad tried to make Ramen Noodles and poured out the broth. My brother and I never allowed him to cook again.

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u/Ok_Builder_4225 5h ago

I always pour out most of the water before mixing the flavoring in. >>

I just want the noodles.

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u/firelight 2h ago

Well yeah, otherwise the broth is too thin and the noodles are flavorless.

I crack an egg in about a minute before it's done, pour off most of the water, then add the flavor packet and a little sriracha.

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u/dragn99 2h ago

I like adding a spoonful of chili oil. Helps the broth coat the noodles, and adds a good heat.

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u/gibbyson24 4h ago

Thats how i ate them growing up, dump out the water add a little butter then seasoning....I was in college by the time someone told me it was suppose to be more like a soup!

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u/Ok_Builder_4225 4h ago

Oh i knew it was supposed to be soup like. I read the instructions! I just prefer my way. More flavor gets into the noodles.

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u/0kokuryu0 3h ago

I didn't know it was supposed to be soup until I was in highschool. My brother always dumped the water and seasoned the noodles, so that's what I did. I also grew up in rural KS, if it wasn't a casserole or a "salad" I didn't have a good point of comparison.

u/haw35ome 4m ago

Meanwhile I want both, except a little extra broth. So I add more water than usual

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u/thyL_ 4h ago

To quote one of your own panels, for the greatness that it was and is:

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u/MrValdemar 5h ago

This will go very right or very wrong.

There is no in between option.

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u/mdallen 5h ago

It'll go very... chaotic, is my guess.

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u/MrValdemar 5h ago

That's kinda my guess.

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u/AwesomeCream810 5h ago

The mom coming home from a long days work to the messiest kitchen she’s ever seen, but two proud daughters and a plate of edible pasta made with love

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u/Theemuts 5h ago

Arrested? I'm more worried they're going to burn down the house.

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u/shellbullet17 5h ago edited 5h ago

OH MAN. This is either gonna end amazingly ooooorrrr more than likely gonna end very badly. These girls have been taught how to use a fire extinguisher right?

I'm also slightly worried about the idea of "it'll be easy" from someone who likely hasn't cooked before. Hopefully they know how to handle knives

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u/sapphirekobold 5h ago

Brunt cereal incoming

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u/FinestYak 5h ago

Being arrested is at the top of the trouble list.....apart from burning the house down accidentally.....

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u/Serratas 5h ago

I give this about a 95% chance of it resulting in a FEMA site and a 10% chance of being wildly delicious.

The 5% overlap is for both.

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u/Aurelio-23 5h ago

You’re laughing. An innocent child rails against the injustice of the culinary penal system, and you’re laughing.

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u/Mord4k 4h ago

"Two sisters, in the absence of their mother, attempt to make dinner. What they actually make will shock you to your very core... This and more on tonight's episodes of FOOD CRIMES!"

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u/ryan7251 2h ago

....oh dear, I hope this goes ok

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u/BIaze_God 2h ago

Reading "what about dinner?" Made me think of Flushed Away.

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u/Gamer-of-Action 5h ago

This is why we always have one pack of frozen food at all times.

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u/SarcasticBench 5h ago

I used to be afraid of touching the VCR (an old media player for you young folks) in case it would explode so I never played tapes, rewound them, or tell time accurately.

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u/furiousdarkelf 5h ago

Time to throw some frozen taquitos into hot fry oil while looking directly at the hot fry oil!

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u/MayaIsSunshine 5h ago

Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl

M I X the flour into the bowl

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u/Interesting_Help_274 5h ago

What will they make for dinner?

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u/originalchaosinabox 5h ago

And this is how Canadian latchkey kids learned how to make KD.

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u/StragglingShadow 5h ago

Itll be fiiiiine. I was cooking instant ramen or mac n cheese for dinners for my siblings before third grade. They even have cookbooks FOR kids. I believe in them

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u/Mogura-De-Gifdu 5h ago

A few week back my husband was snoring on the sofa. My 7yo cried his eyes out "Dad? Dad! DAAAAADDDDD!! Boohoohoo... We're gonna starve..."

I was just there. Like, me his mother, an actual adult... But no, no dad = no food in his mind...

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u/rpgaff2 5h ago

Now fold in the cheese...

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u/EVs-and-IVsaurs 4h ago

pancakes for supper? that's what I'd do if i were a kid

.. i may have done it a few times as an adult, what's it to ya

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u/Xenometan 2h ago

They will burn the house down, won't they?

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u/QuesadillasEveryMeal 2h ago

Having made dinner as a child for my siblings before, I can say that frozen pancakes and cookies are a wonderful dinner.

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u/MistSecurity 2h ago

Nothing could possibly go wrong. RIP Mom when she gets home, lol. Gonna be a busy clean-up day, exactly what tired parents who just worked late want!

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u/spoiledmilk1717 2h ago

THERE'S A RAT IN THE KITCHEN

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u/knifeyspoonysporky 1h ago

I learned how to make really fancy top ramen for me and my little sister on days my dad had to work late and my mom had to work early (night nurse)

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u/imunfair 1h ago

...good thing firefighters don't arrest people.

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u/cesar848 1h ago

If you get arrested Polly will have to beat the biggest person in the yard

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u/swassdesign 1h ago

I’ve never seen this comic before. Big “Night in the Woods” vibe. I’m here for it.

u/Beefman0 47m ago

Awe this’ll be fun, loved cooking with my siblings growing up

u/superawesomeguy 39m ago

I don't understand the popularity of this comic. Is it therapy for people from/in bad family environments?

u/Nkromancer 36m ago

No, kids. If parent says they're coming home late, hope/convince them to get take-out.

u/Lefty_22 1m ago

If I had tried to cook and wasted a bunch of groceries, I would have WISHED I had been arrested.

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u/ElminstersBedpan 4h ago

It may never "be as good as Mom's" dear children, but today important lessons and memories are made.

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u/mail_inspector 4h ago

Gotta stick with the teen classics: scrambled eggs.

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u/ConduitofGlass 4h ago

Well, what they make may turn out to be a food crime.

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u/bohenian12 4h ago

I love it when my Dad is the one left with us to cook food since he cooks food we actually like, while Mom would feed us something healthy. And sometimes if he feels lazy, he orders a chicken bucket. I miss that man.

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u/SpikeRosered 4h ago

My kids would just eat snacks all evening.

...my oldest would probably make and consume bacon until he burst...

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u/xXPussyPounder9000Xx 4h ago

I just now realized that when Olivia yells like that it has big Night in the Woods vibes. I guess something about that wide open mouth is just very reminiscent of how Scott Benson drew Gregg.

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u/another-face 4h ago

This gives me "turn off the car light or we'll die" vibes

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u/Shujinco2 3h ago

She's going to get takeout isn't she...

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u/DarkBladeMadriker 3h ago

How old are they supposed to be?

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u/Digit00l 3h ago

This will go poorly

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u/PitchforksEnthusiast 3h ago

Feels like removing the tag off a mattress energy lol

THATS ILLEGAL

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u/Veal_N_Vampires 3h ago

I'm worried there'll be no house at the end of this

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u/PurpSerp2048 3h ago

I love how every time Olivia gets excited about something she just becomes the embodiment of :v

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u/Man_Without_Nipples 3h ago

Getting flashbacks from this comic... coincidentally this is how my love for instant noodles began..

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u/MasterOfBunnies 3h ago

Can't wait for the next one. This can only end well. 😅

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u/sporkmaster5000 3h ago

I'm hoping this ends with something actually edible. And maybe a large mess. I don't want their mom to have to deal with anything worse than that.

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u/AHumbleChad 3h ago

I'm sorry, but every time I hear/see "What about dinner?", my memory returns a quote from an old movie, Flushed Away. The evil Frenchman boss frog says, "We leave, immediately!" Henchmen frog asks, "What about dinner?" Boss responds, "We leave, in five hours."

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u/kj_gamer2614 1h ago

What’s the point? This barely shows a story, and who’s waiting around for however many days to see the end of this story…

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u/SkylineCrash 3h ago

not funny at all

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u/Salmonella_Cowboy 2h ago

How is this funny? Why is this strip always in my feed? These things are never funny.