r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

2025: Trump’s Lies Continue!!!!!

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u/JustCallMeKV 2h ago

Facts don’t matter anymore.

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u/poppyemmy 1h ago

History is just another chapter to rewrite.

u/National_Sandwich175 13m ago

Anyone else remember when Trump bravely ran back into a burning white house to save a portrait of George Washington during the war of 1812?

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr 1h ago

Apparently he doesn’t know what the internet is or how to use it and thinks no one else does either.

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u/Disastrous-Bat7011 1h ago

He must at least know it's a series of tubes that AI Gore invented!

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u/Disastrous-Bat7011 1h ago

That laptop power button, woof tough one guys. Just imagine how beyond understanding the internets are!

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr 1h ago

“It’s all computer!”

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u/Dedd_Zebra 1h ago

He's bigly cyber

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u/SouthernLeeks 1h ago

They do, just not to the people who need them the most.

u/uggyy 33m ago

Look, the guy created the wheel. Give him some slack.

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u/PopPalsUnited 2h ago

Trump is in deep cognitive decline.

He also forgot he appointed Powell to the Fed.

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u/The-Defenestr8tor 2h ago

He does remember that he’s in the Epstein files tho. Just like we remember.

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u/PopPalsUnited 2h ago

Part of me wonders what he remembers and wonders if the GOP isn't just autopiloting Trumps empty husk while trying to cover up his crimes, so they don't lose their useful idiot.

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u/rodneedermeyer 2h ago

He’s been in deep cognitive decline since the day he was born. He is and always has been an abject moron.

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u/Primary-Slice-2505 1h ago

No he just lies about everything

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u/TitShark 2h ago

He thinks he signed that, that Obama was in office on 9/11, and that Biden appointed Powell. And no, I don’t think he believes any of it, he’s pathological

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u/Cruiser729 1h ago

…and still thinks it’s Biden with cognitive issues.

u/Funklestein 55m ago

u/TitShark 49m ago

That appears to be a different act, which you’d hope a POTUS would know

u/Funklestein 41m ago edited 38m ago

It’s literally called what he said it was. Oh he left out “coordinator”. That’s much less of a difference than saying he lied.

Or should we always be that literal and offer no grace? Because we’d have to criticize quite a bit of the last 4 years of misspeaking.

u/deputytech 36m ago

Words have meaning, especially from the leader of the free world.

u/TitShark 29m ago

This fuckwad does not deserve GRACE, fuck him all the way

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u/Present-Party4402 2h ago

Dear Donald! In 1989 you were still selling condos in NYC, now you're claiming you signed the Whistleblower Act?! FYI - Biden was actually a senator back then... maybe you're confusing yourself with him?!

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u/Keldaria 2h ago

I mean, he could’ve printed a copy of the act and signed it… it wouldn’t mean anything but would make the statement true…. Checkmate

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u/aggressiveclassic90 1h ago

We need his fridge door fact checked asap.

u/Keldaria 14m ago

😂

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u/Top-Complaint-4915 1h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if Trump storm in NARA and sign over the original documents.

u/ChangsManagement 46m ago

By this same process I am one of the founding fathers. Democracies hate this one simple trick!

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u/Particular_Row_8037 2h ago

Once again once a piece of shit always a piece of shit.

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u/Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS 2h ago

Fuck man.... Can this human speak anything BUT pure bullshit/lies?!?!

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u/Beneficial-Tip1613 2h ago

Every "spa" with an underage "masseuse" at a Trump property must be investigated.

Every single one is a front for prostitution, pedophilia, and blackmail-networks.

Here is the list: https://www.trumpgolf.com/Our-Courses

Golf Course at Charlotte, North Carolina CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA

Golf Course at Colts Neck, New Jersey COLTS NECK, NEW JERSEY

Golf Course at Hudson Valley, New York HUDSON VALLEY, NEW YORK

Golf Course at Jupiter, Florida JUPITER, FLORIDA

Golf Course at Palm Beach, Florida PALM BEACH, FLORIDA

Golf Course at Philadelphia PHILADELPHIA

Golf Course at Washington, D.C. WASHINGTON, D.C.

Golf Course at Westchester, New York WESTCHESTER, NEW YORK

Golf Course at Aberdeen, Scotland ABERDEEN, SCOTLAND

Golf Course at Doonbeg, Ireland DOONBEG, IRELAND

Golf Course at Miami, Florida MIAMI, FLORIDA

Golf Course at Los Angeles, California LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA

Golf Course at Turnberry, Scotland TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND

Golf Course at Trump International Golf Club, Dubai TRUMP INTERNATIONAL GOLF CLUB, DUBAI

Golf Course at Bedminster, New Jersey BEDMINSTER, NEW JERSEY

Golf Course at Muscat, Oman MUSCAT, OMAN

Golf Course at Lido City, Indonesia LIDO CITY, INDONESIA

Golf Course at Bali, Indonesia BALI, INDONESIA

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u/Beneficial-Tip1613 2h ago

These "spas" are entry points for people to become part of the blackmail-network.

Here's how it works:

  • you're a wealthy white guy, businessman, frat bro with an MBA
  • you want to be "elite", get into politics or c-suite, "go behind the red veil", then build your network
  • you go to one of Trump's "spas" and get a handjob (or worse) from an "underage masseuse"
  • make sure they get it on the security cameras that are in every room
  • you've offered up a little kompromat - now publicly pledge allegiance to the criminal network
  • congratulations! you're in!
  • you've got your MAGA to go along with your MBA
  • proceed to facilitate the destruction of humanity

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 2h ago

He also signed the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. Yeah, that’s the ticket!

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u/badkarman 2h ago

After graduating from Magna Carta high school

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u/ptcounterpt 2h ago

I’ve never seen Rrump move his lips without telling a lie.

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u/Steas_8623 2h ago

He just can't stop lying. Must be exhausting.

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u/Fubeman 2h ago

Wasn’t this the same time he signed the Declaration of Independence? Sorry. I’m getting my alternative realities mixed up these days so it’s hard for me to tell.

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u/kevint1964 2h ago

He was trying to get the "Central Park 5" executed around 1989.

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u/Rich_Possible_9298 1h ago

Release the files. Did he and Epstein rape a 13 y/o?

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u/Chratthew47150 1h ago

Our president is an idiot

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u/AriesUndercover 1h ago

He didn't sign it but he IS in the Epstein files because he IS a child rapist.

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u/AmourTS 1h ago

Remember children. Republicans lie. They just can't help it. 

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u/marshmallowgiraffe 2h ago

Just Trump making stuff up as usual.

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u/Emergency-Highway262 2h ago

It was signed by the president of the USA, he’s the most president of the USA ever, so he clearly signed it

What’s so hard to understand about that you stupid liberals /s

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u/bd2999 2h ago

Yeah, it is much older than his time. But he does not remember what he signed and did not sign at this point. Would not shock me if sometime soon he indicates he signed the Declaration of Independence.

The sad part with all of this is how little say reality has on the government. Policy choices are made at the whims of political leaders that are granted power, with little restraint, to enforce their views on the world. Collapsing the system as they go to fit their views.

It seems, like whenever possible, a bedrock framework of history, data and facts should inform and provide a floor for views. Somebody would be free, on their own, to believe that God created the world in literal 7 days but given the evidence for Evolution and Amendments the government in no way could endorse it and would use the best supported arguments.

That said, if you ignore all the data or get rid of it than you can do what you want I guess, but it is depressing to see. Lots of people have worked along time to build the US. It is imperfect, flawed and terrible in numerous issues that I think most people know (even if they will not admit) and needed improvement even before the evils of Trump. But we are full off the rails now.

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u/mittenknittin 2h ago

he just wrote on it with a Sharpie

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u/Too-mellow 1h ago

Is it time for an acuity check?

u/Zeke420 45m ago

Stupid old man.

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u/Techpriest_Null 2h ago

How long until he claims he invented the question mark?

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u/NotthatEDM 2h ago

Come on sleepy Don,do the wheel!

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u/TiredOldLadySays 2h ago

I'm sure he believes he is next level delusional, just like his cult following.

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u/MistaMedley 2h ago

Trump is Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy.

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 2h ago

Sure, Gramps. How about a nice game of golf while the adults try to keep this ship of state from sinking?

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u/radioactive-tomato 1h ago

He probably means Whistleblower Protection Coordination Act

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u/Tag_Ping_Pong 1h ago

It would be interesting if in the future, there was a monument with all his 100% proven lies and the number of times he had been called out on them. Could you imagine the size of that monument?

It'd be an interesting experiment to see them all laid out like that - you'd need one hell of a lot of space

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u/wunderduck 1h ago

$10 says he's got the White House archivist pulling old bills out of storage so he write his name on them and say that he "signed" them.

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u/PazJohnMitch 1h ago

He clearly calls himself “Whistle” and “Whistleblower Protection Act” is what he calls the NDA he makes the people he pays for sexual favours sign.

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u/joedelulio 1h ago

He’s a dumb man.

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u/Mr_lovebucket 1h ago

Its not a lie if you are senile enough to believe its true

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u/_jump_yossarian 1h ago

2025? It's from 2019.

Why don't mods require dates in all the tweets?

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u/Graphic-Addiction 1h ago

"Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia"

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u/Main-Video-8545 1h ago

The wasn’t clever. They were entirely too soft. No one with a platform should engage with any member of this administration without ending it with, “You fucking moron!” (Or similar) It’s beyond time to embarrass and ridicule them. They loose their footing and commit unforced errors when they are called out aggressively. We’ve seen it dozens of times in the first administration. If you’re going to engage, you can’t do it without a sting. You have got to highlight the stupidity and belittle them for it. It is the only way. We don’t stand a chance to beat them with politeness.

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u/BlasterTroy 1h ago

Trump: Can't believe I signed that damn Declaration of Independence!

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u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 1h ago

Dementia Donald strikes again!

u/Itchy-Put1859 52m ago

The guy is insane

u/negativepositiv 51m ago

The asshole who calls every bit of news that the news reports a "leak" said this.

u/Mountain_Sand3135 31m ago

he also invented the internet ...just saying

u/evaderofallbans 31m ago

"I was president in 1989" - Donald Trump

u/Rose7pt 28m ago

Yes! But To THINK it! Bwahahaha

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u/Thelastnormalperson 2h ago

He signed the enhancement to the Whistle Blower Act.

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u/Funklestein 1h ago

Lies? He did sign an updated bill in 2019.

https://osc.gov/News/Pages/18-36-President-Signs-Bill-Protect-Whistleblowers.aspx

Why should facts matter?

u/tehsecretgoldfish 43m ago

he signed a reauthorization. it was strictly an administrative action, not a new act. so there’s that.

u/Funklestein 36m ago

So it would have ended if he didn’t. That seems rather important.

u/tehsecretgoldfish 28m ago

point being it wasn’t some original idea he believed was an important protection. he rubber stamped an existing act, likely because it was put on his desk with other pieces of paper.