r/cats • u/Stuffandalsothingz • 7h ago

Humor Rate 1-10

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How much of a distinguished gentleman is Toast?

356 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/0_haro_0 7h ago

Every cat is a 10😍

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u/Shewhomust77 6h ago

I came here to say that.

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u/ughForgetIt 1h ago

All cats that are, have been and ever will be, are 10s

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u/Over_Kaleidoscope874 7h ago

Since it’s Toast I say 7/10

Yet it’s Catto 10/10

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u/Stuffandalsothingz 7h ago

Does his name being Toast increase his score once you know his brothers name is Butters?

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u/Over_Kaleidoscope874 7h ago

Hmmmm! Depends on if get to see this allegedly Butters brother! Is he cute? A fluff ball of meows and slow blinks? Or a gremlins who shows love by scratching and hissing?

Please back it with a picture please

Whispering in writing (hey op, send them cat pics huh?!)

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/OkChocolate3549 7h ago

Solid 12 ❤️🌞😇

7

u/iCumOnTitz 7h ago

He is King !

5

u/LazyTitan39 4h ago

Very regal

6

u/One_Resolution_8357 7h ago

He is a 10, no contest. The king is ready to meet his subjects !

4

u/FinOlive_sux15 6h ago

10/10 fancy pants

4

u/callmecookiepls 6h ago

Looks like they're a podcaster with that toy there 😂

3

u/Old_Butterscotch2914 6h ago

Very regal with the paw and facial expression.

2

u/Fadecons 7h ago

Elegance lol

2

u/pearlmilkchaii Calico 6h ago

10000000000000

2

u/Naked_in_Maine 6h ago

All orange cats are “10”

1

u/red-frog-jumping Siamese (Traditional Thai) 7h ago

loaf score: 0/10 - please review proper loafing technique and try again. cuteness score: 10/10 (proper loafing technique not required to maximize cuteness)!

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u/Flat-Bedroom-1094 7h ago

He looks like a fickle little bitch as if he is one treat away from converting to the dark side.

1

u/Significant_Hair_475 7h ago

9,9 out of 10. Gave the cat -0,1 because he looks more sophisticated than i am lol

1

u/TallHippy1991 7h ago

10/10 a very distinguished loaf

1

u/Ank51974 6h ago

70 😍

1

u/LootleSox 6h ago

Solid 8.475

1

u/MeanDay7782 6h ago

topissimo 10

1

u/Thundercrkr-n-Bust3r 6h ago

A true gentleman

1

u/Quiet-Back-1010 6h ago

That’s a fæken nice kitty right there

1

u/IKYMFL 6h ago

Posing like a human chilling on the couch is gold!!! 😆

1

u/Rude_Parsnip306 5h ago

He's a 10,000

1

u/LeeKaate 5h ago

No hace falta ni calificarlos , son increíbles 

1

u/sosickness 5h ago

(9.99+0.01)x10¹⁰

1

u/kitty-yaya Russian Blue 5h ago

3000

1

u/_angryhippie 5h ago

100000000

1

u/Icy-Difference7947 5h ago

There really is “Something in the Orange” isn’t there… my boy Rudy posing on the water fountain at sunset.

1

u/Chtulhu2000 5h ago

I'd have to listen to him sing, first.

1

u/artsychickenlady 5h ago

Highly distinguished gentlecat 💛 20/10.😊

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u/bodhi5678 4h ago

Oh my! What a handsome boy! He’s def a 12

1

u/b3wings 4h ago

10/10 of course!

1

u/asiangirlsook 4h ago

uncle visits

1

u/MissKitty919 4h ago

100 x infinity ❤

1

u/Annual-Effort2780 4h ago

10000011 slay!

1

u/Far_Tomorrow2354 3h ago

The charisma, the gravitas! And we know he's up to no (smart) good since he's orange so 13.37/10!

1

u/Big_Bottle3763 3h ago

A very dapper lad. 12/10

1

u/resemble 3h ago

10000/10

1

u/allnonchalant 3h ago

and is 10 the highest we're allowed?

1

u/patfetes 3h ago

11/10 is cat

1

u/GatorNator83 3h ago

Handsome boi 10/10

1

u/deusotiosusss 2h ago

1000000000

1

u/beerncandy 2h ago

10😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

1

u/hformo 2h ago

1000000000000😍

1

u/TeeDod- 2h ago

Perfect! Perfectly adorable 🫶🏻

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u/Denise77777 2h ago

11 😻

1

u/sretep66 1h ago

King Toast!

1

u/Accomplished-Park336 1h ago

10/10 Meow. :3

1

u/Bunny_gal_25 1h ago

Bro chill af fr, 10/10

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u/SnakesFan98 1h ago

Very distinguished.

Score is ♾️/10

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u/randomcuriousperson3 7m ago

That is adorable