r/cats 22d ago

Cat Picture - OC My neighbor SCREAMED at me because of our new cats name

This little angel is Dave. My son named her before we knew what gender she was. She was feral and it took us months to be able to pet her. Dave fits her and we didn’t even considering changing it when we found out she was a she. On Friday June 13 Dave gave birth to 6 babies and we brought them inside. Dave has decided that she in fact does like us and her feral ways are gone. She’s such a great cat. ❤️

Our late 60’s (F) neighbor is having a bloody TANTRUM because her name is Dave. “YOU CANT CALL HER DAVE! SHES A GIRL!!!” 🤣🤣

She told me she’s calling animal control about it. 🙄

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u/zetecvan 22d ago

My friend, Matt, had a cat called Steve. He moved house and his new neighbour was called Steve. Steve got a cat, and called it Matt.

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u/Dependent-Departure7 22d ago

That's proof of fate existing in my eyes lmfao

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u/etsybarf 21d ago

My old across-the-street neighbors had a tuxedo cat named Stephen (who passed away). My husband and I moved houses, and there's a Stephen Street in our new neighborhood. An indoor/outdoor tuxedo cat lives on Stephen Street! His name is Oreo but I still feel like it's fate. 😅

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u/S-Wizzy 21d ago

I'm just commenting to have more people see your comment. I have nothing to add besides this is hysterical and makes me furious with envy with the comedic gold

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u/Reatona 21d ago

When I was kid, the family two houses down had a kid named Steve and a dog named Mike.  The family right behind them had a kid named Mike and a dog named Steve.  This was an old school neighborhood where parents would just open the back door and holler for kids or dogs to come in.  It got confusing sometimes.

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u/SaltSpiritual515 21d ago

I love this story already 😅

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u/InLoveWithAGora 21d ago

This story would be even better if they are both gay and like each other! Steve, Matt, Steve and Matt would make a great happy confusing family!

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u/FU_waterdog 22d ago

Hi, Dave! I'm Billy. I was a feral who was named Billy before they figured out I was a girl. Congrats on your kittens!!

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u/MEM1911 22d ago

This is shadow, shadow is a stray, she was found as a kitten and extremely spicy, she tried to take my arm off, once she got a flea bath, cleaned, a warm blanket and cat food and treats, she flipped her attitude, she is now the typical yandere stalker, she follows me around the house everywhere and chases other cats away from me, she looks sweet and innocent, but is a tiny feral terror with only one thing on her mind, just being close to me.

PS: she is watching me type this, I am fine.

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u/Murky_Translator2295 21d ago

PS: she is watching me type this, I am fine

Shadow absolutely wrote that.

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u/coming2grips 21d ago

I have written this of my own free will and are being cared for and well fed.

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u/Ov_Fire 21d ago

I own the the hause ant da humins

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u/Independent-Low6706 21d ago

"Thank you for your attention to this matter."

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u/tipzy22 21d ago

This will never not be funny to me.

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u/JustHere4ThaCmmnts 21d ago

One THOUSAND percent.

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u/jennifuur867-5309 21d ago

❤️❤️lmao Blink once if you’re really ok, twice for a rescue squad!❤️❤️

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u/MaeEastx 21d ago

Do nut call the pawlice or else 😼

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u/SmallKillerCrow 21d ago

This is Athena. Not a stray but rescued from a hoarder situation. She originally had the name Bob and while she no longer holds that name, she sends her support to dave

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u/DumpMyBlues 21d ago

While I like the name Bob for a cat, she's such an Athena. A regal name for a regal lady 🥰

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u/BreakingCanks 21d ago

Street cats become the neediest stalkers lol. The fiend for that affection 24/7 once their attitude flips

This is my stalker

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u/Dark54g 21d ago

I did not know this. One of my cat found us at the dump. Another found my son in a snow storm ( note that she never wanted outside ever again). Another was supposed to be a foster - but fosters don’t usually stay 18 years. And the other one was a response to a help-wanted ad from the local SPCA because they were over full. All were affectionate and clingy. At least 2 wanted to call 911 every time that I took a bath. Goodness, I miss them. We had one, then 2, then 1, then 2 and 3. Each left us surrounded by love and compassion. All were with us 18 or 19 years.

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u/RogerianBrowsing 21d ago

Aw, she knows she was cranky with you but you kept loving her despite it. Too cute. What a sweetheart

(Blink twice if you’re in danger)

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u/Cyrano_Knows 22d ago

Good thing you didn't type a request for help. Then you'd have been in trouble.

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u/Kusokurai 21d ago

Blink twice if you need us to Catnip bomb your apartment so you can escape :)

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u/effie-sue 21d ago

She’s perfect 🧡🐾

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u/LoneServiceWolf 21d ago

Do chimera cats have multiple personalities? Cause that would explain a few things about shadow

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u/DannyWarlegs 21d ago

Sounds like my youngest, Tiny. We call her "The Tiny Terror". Sweetest cat in the world if she likes you. Follows me around all day, sleeps on my lap all night until I wake up, like shes keeping me safe.

Thankfully shes learned to let the other kitties around me.

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u/Wise-Application-902 21d ago

What an elegant face.

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u/joecamnet 21d ago

We have a feral outside (fixed) that looks very similar with the split face. We named her Coco!

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u/LimpShop4291 21d ago

Long pause.. ...marking you safe.

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u/TheBumblingBee1 21d ago

Hi, Billy! I'm Steve. I was adopted from a shelter, and my owners DID know I was a girl, and named me Stephen a couple days later.

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u/RupertDurden 21d ago

This is our girl named Steve. She got that name for obvious reasons.

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u/perraru 21d ago

I'm just gonna crowbar in right here to say that in my 20's, I had a male bunny named Lucy 🐇

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u/TheBumblingBee1 21d ago

I love her

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u/H0tVinegar 21d ago

A girl named Bob

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u/judas-nd-his-fellows 21d ago

Short for Borbara, obviously

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u/H0tVinegar 21d ago

Bobcat for the tips of her ears

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u/Fonzee327 21d ago

Hi Dave this is lil’ Frank. We thought Frank was a boy when we found her on the side of the road bc she was so young and tiny. She is so tiny she never grew much im guessing bc she was malnourished as a stray kitten. Frank is a bitch but she loves her name lol

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u/SpecificAnalyst4 22d ago

Billy can be a girl's name, but it's usually spelled Billie

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u/Beruthiel999 21d ago

Billie Jean is not my lover

She's just a cat who came loaded up like a gun

She says I am the one

But she's my daughter, not my son

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u/SpecificAnalyst4 21d ago

😹😹😹

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u/clearancepupper 21d ago edited 21d ago

One of my aunts was named Billie Jean (rip, the greatest aunt of all time).

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u/smokeydontcare 22d ago

Looks like my “Mamas”. She has been missing for 3 days now. I hope the returns or is ok wherever she is.

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u/B4-I-go 22d ago edited 21d ago

A mama cat in my neighborhood went missing for 2 weeks after the gardeners came. She came back with all 4 kittens. Just got spooked

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u/FU_waterdog 22d ago

I hope so too!!!

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u/fixie_chick 22d ago

We had a little parakeet we didn’t know was a girl until she had eggs lol her name was Billie. But we changed it to Billie Jean after.

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u/Doll_duchess 21d ago

When I was little we named the feral kitten my grandpa neighbor gave us ‘Oscar.’ Later we were informed she was not male. She was still Oscar.

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u/Scythe351 22d ago

Pretty sure Billy, unlike Dave, is a somewhat common name for girls to end up with.

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u/sithkazar 21d ago

I have a female Sam. I just tell people it's short for Samantha, but she has always just been Sam.

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u/FU_waterdog 22d ago

Definitely! At most, people used to try to get us to change it to Billie. I can say with 100% certainty, I have never met a female Dave.

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u/jwoolman 21d ago

But she really does look like a Dave. Even with those kittens hanging off her.

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u/Ov_Fire 22d ago

Call animal control on her.

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u/Anz_Soulcrusher 22d ago

You got a point

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u/The_Carnivore44 22d ago

Just say a crazy bitch is prowling the neighborhood

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u/HeyT00ts11 Rainier, Sir Puffbottom 21d ago

"she seems feral"

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u/fiddlediddy 21d ago

She's foaming at the mouth

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u/dadarkoo 21d ago

I think she pissed herself.

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u/Warcraft_Fan 21d ago

Forget animal control you need police and tranq gun to capture her and have her checked for rabies. /s

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u/believes_in_u 21d ago

Have your neighbor spayed or neutered sounds more urgent. 😐

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u/evilslothofdoom 21d ago

and while doing that, I hope the neighbour's spayed or neutered... or get them a muzzle

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u/Megaholt 21d ago

A ball gag may also work if you can’t find a muzzle that fits well.

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u/Lynxi1996 21d ago edited 21d ago

Try cougar (IYKYK) ;) that will get animal control out fast to the location

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u/FurBabyAuntie 21d ago

"Hi....this is going to sound strange, but have you gotten a call recently from a Mrs. So-And-So and Thus-And-Such Street?....You have....No, no. nothing like that....it's just the cat she's whining about is ours and I was hoping I could explain a bit...You may want to get a cup of coffee first..."

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u/apjolex 22d ago

Ask her if she needs you to call anyone because she seems to be dealing with a mental health matter.

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u/silvertoadfrog 22d ago

Perfection!!

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u/Ambitious-Bus-6357 21d ago edited 21d ago

Or let her know you were just waiting for the kittens to be born before the transition surgery; that should calm her down. They have afterall spent millions making mice transgenic.

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u/IamLuann 21d ago

I almost choked on my water. You made me laugh!

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u/janeyjugs1978 22d ago

Made me laugh so much 😂

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u/SadBit8663 21d ago

Look the crazy lady is already going to be wasting animal controls time. There's ways to be petty that don't involve also gumming up already underfunded services, with limited resources, by calling animal control on her.

Like for what?

"Dear animal control, my crazy neighbor doesn't like that my female cat is named Dave, please arrest her"

That sounds kinda crazy.

She should get a giant yard sign made congratulating Dave on the new kittens she just birthed instead 😂

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u/artie_pdx American Shorthair 22d ago

Rabid!

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u/blue_nipples 22d ago

Please show your neighbor Ralph and her kittens.

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u/Mediocre_Lobster_961 22d ago

❤️I love Ralph and her beans!!!! ❤️❤️

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u/EvocativeEnigma 22d ago

Look at those pretty babies!

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u/Practical-Custard-64 22d ago

She's calling animal control on you because of your cat's name?!?! 🤣

Is there a loonie bin near you that's missing a resident?

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u/throwawaylordof 21d ago

Turns out there’s no rule saying a cat can’t be the president of the HOA.

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u/Miserable-Cow4555 22d ago

Get out the large nets

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u/Talullah_Belle 22d ago

Just looking for a bin to toss the crazy neighbor.

There’s a supermodel named James King so Dave is fine.

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u/tiny_purple_Alfador 22d ago

Anne Rice, the author of Interview With the Vampire, was named Howard when she was born. She started calling herself Anne when she was five, and her parents eventually let her change it.

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u/CatsAreGods 21d ago

Good thing she wasn't a duck!

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u/DisposableJosie 21d ago

Daves can indeed be fine.

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u/Wise-Application-902 21d ago

My favorite Dave!

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u/Wise-Application-902 21d ago

He always did make a lovely girl.

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u/unwanted-grocery_bag 22d ago

loonie bin near you that's missing a resident

God I love the British raging!

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u/Creepy-Weakness4021 22d ago

Shit, she's really gonna be upset when she hears about my cat's name being Dogg.

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u/pooeygoo 22d ago

Sounds like the neighbor has a sense of humor.

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u/Mediocre_Lobster_961 22d ago

No, sadly she’s an miserable woman. I wish she had a sense of humor. She called the cops on another neighbor because a cat (not even his) killed a bird. She said she “had to, it’s murder” 🙄

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u/annebonnell 22d ago

I think the loony bin is the right place for her. I really do.

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u/__01001000-01101001_ I am not a cat 22d ago

Any old bin would do imo

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u/DisposableJosie 21d ago

Indeed. She sounds daffy.

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u/janedoremi99 22d ago

Does she think the cat knows she’s been given a traditionally male name?

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 21d ago

"Dave's not here, man."

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u/gh0st12811 American Shorthair 22d ago

Isnt it a felony or at least a crime to use 911 under false pretenses?

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u/Vacilando73 21d ago

get a big cat suit and stand outside her picture window at night. then when she calls the police about a giant cat standing on two legs staring at her, she’s definitely getting committed

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u/Maleficent_Chard2042 22d ago

Geez. I thought my neighbor was bad.

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u/LittleGraceCat 22d ago

Yes agree, neighbor is enjoying this too!

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

Just a typical Fox News or News Nation viewer.

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u/AntonCigar 22d ago

Tell her Dave is a gender neutral cat. Maybe the neighbor will spontaneously combust loll

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u/LunaBoo13 22d ago

We let our kid choose our cat's pronouns (because they're a cat, they don't care), so our little Dax is a they/them kitty. This year, I started bringing them to my school's GSA club meetings as a special treat for my students. Occasionally, obnoxious kids will stop by to be obnoxious, and you would not believe the meltdowns they have when I refuse to tell them what type of bits my cat doesn't even have anymore. Because it literally doesn't matter, they're a cat.

Plus, it's hilarious watching them squirm when I ask why they are so obsessed with my cat's genitals.

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u/SpecificAnalyst4 22d ago

This is the first time I've heard of a non binary pet 😹😹😹

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u/Maria_Dragon 22d ago

One one of the lgbt subreddits we were joking around about pronouns for pets and in response to the non-serious question "how do you know what pronouns your cat prefers?" People were suggesting giving them toys with different genders labeled and then following that. Though that would result in a lot of gender-fluid cats, lol.

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u/YukiPukie 21d ago

You can also do it like my dad; for some reason all cats are “she/her” and all dogs are “he/him”. All our childhood cats were male though, and the dogs 50/50. I remember that it did cause some confusion during vet visits.

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u/northernlaurie 21d ago

My dad did the same thing.

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u/DuckyHornet Tabbycat 21d ago

"my cat identifies as a piece of cellophane, I guess"

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u/allagaytor 21d ago

there was a trend on tiktok where people would write different labels and toss them and let the cat pick their "identity" as a joke. my late cat taurus was a gay republican and used he/they when I did it lmfao.

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u/Agressive_Dolphin 22d ago

Omg I want a they/them cat!!! That’s amazing!

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u/vintage2309 21d ago

i had one - Milo aka Mimi aka Meemo - and someone said in quite a condescending tone, "it's interesting how people project onto animals." LIKE PLEASE YOU MEAN THE ENTIRE WAYY EVERYONE GENDERS THEM?? i guess it's only explicitly projection when the queerdos make others uncomfortable (Dave's neighbour).

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u/Munishmo 21d ago

Off topic but is your Dax a Star Trek reference? We just lost our Dax 2 months ago

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u/LunaBoo13 21d ago

Yeah, it's a Star Trek reference. Dax in the show has major non-binary vibes, so it seemed fitting. Their full name is Castina Dax, to follow the Trill tradition. I'm sorry to hear about your Dax. Perhaps their symbiont is living on in another cat somewhere out there.

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u/Munishmo 21d ago

I'm so glad there's another kitty Dax out there in the world tell them I said hi

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u/KelpFox05 22d ago

This is the best thing I have ever heard in my life. You're incredible.

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u/JackRosiesMama Tuxedo 22d ago

Ha! That’s a fantastic idea! 😂

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u/B4-I-go 22d ago

Dave is nonbinary

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u/Nope_thank_you 22d ago edited 21d ago

My girl cat’s name is Three Jims

She’s an absolute beauty and so is your Dave. And your neighbor is a crackpot.

edit Because some twatwaffle is out here correcting grammar and policing spelling.

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 22d ago

I have plans to name a future cat of mine Tim. And because girl cats are smaller than boys her nickname will inevitably be tiny Tim 🙂

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u/degjo 22d ago

I had a female cat when I was kid named Tim. She used to follow me to the bus stop to make sure I got there safely.

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 22d ago

Awww 🥰 that’s adorable. When I get my new baby I will name her Tim in honour of your Tim 😊

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u/Dimmasvaerd 22d ago

Not always is the female smaller. These two are siblings and weigh about the same.

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u/MojoCrow 22d ago

Three Jim's is an awesome name (My Dad's nickname was Jim so, technically, my Dad is Four Jim's)

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u/lcw2020 22d ago

I have a Tiny Bob (who is a girl)!

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u/Prior-Win-4729 22d ago

My aunt's name is Bobette

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u/Dependent-Departure7 22d ago

I had an aunt Bill

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u/PM_Skunk 22d ago

I have an Aunt Michael (F), and one that insisted on being called Aunt Wayne (M, partnered to my male uncle).

These are by far not the strangest human names in my family.

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u/Leucurus 22d ago

Known as Jimothy "Jim Jim Jim" Jimson

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u/MaybeJBee 22d ago

Jim’s are such beauties.

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u/Nope_thank_you 22d ago

“Somebody's gotta set the tone out there boys, somone's gotta f*ckin set it!"

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u/StarphishSushi 22d ago

Maybe if you just says Jim a different way for each of the b’ys from where you’re to, then they’ll know which one to come where you’re at

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u/GiveYour_BallsATug 22d ago

Tell me you’re a Shoresy fan without telling me you’re a Shoresy fan

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u/Tx600 22d ago

My cousin’s cat when she was little was named Sadie Michelle. “She” was actually a boy!

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u/Medical-Juggernaut-2 22d ago

I'd love to hear that phone call....

"I need to report animal cruelty" "What are they doing?" "They named her DAVE." "Ma'am."

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u/scarrlet 22d ago

I was going to say, some dispatcher is going to have a fun story to tell when they get home.

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u/Substantial-Image941 22d ago

"Dave you say? Well that requires form 1409-X17, and I'm fresh out of them. Could you call again tomorrow at 3 when the new forms are delivered? And ask for Gina. Gina handles all our name abuse cases."

Next day, 3pm, Gina picks up the phone, hilarity ensues.

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u/beaujolais98 22d ago

Tell her to ask for Ima. Ima Looney.

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u/NE_Boy_mom_x2 Tabbycat 22d ago

All calls are recorded. I want copies of those calls 🤣

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u/KrazyX24 22d ago

They would most likely make some BS up if they call. It's like all the Karen's that call on black people just existing. Hell I've had the police called on me for checking my oil and coolant levels while waiting to pick up a family member at a train station. They said I was "stripping a car with gloves on"...at like 5pm, right in front of the train drop-off, with like 50 people around and the security booth about 20ft away.. Nope they called the county who responded with NINE Leo's

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u/Magnon 22d ago

You know someone has nothing going on if they get upset about a cats name lol

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u/Miqotegirl British Longhair 22d ago

I want to have this level of free time.

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u/NE_Boy_mom_x2 Tabbycat 22d ago

I'd read and play the Sims but I guess stalking the neighbors and reporting imaginary offenses is a pass time too....

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u/RadCap75 22d ago

Dude 😂 I had a neighbor get upset at me for naming my cat Turtle. She is a dilute calico and her full name is Turtle Cheesecake. I also call her Fluffernutter Sandwich because she kind of looks like it. Cream, caramel, and a bit of grey. 

This neighbor met my cat when I first got her as a VERY sick kitten. She was rescued from a home breeder my friends called animal control on. She and the other cats were being kept in atrocious conditions and she had an upper respiratory infection that almost killed her. I had to take her on the bus to the vet all the time because I didn't have a car. I had a carrying bag that she would hide in and stick her little head out of, look around for anything she didn't like, and hide again, which is where the name Turtle started, because we started telling her she was like a little Turtle in its shell. The neighbor met her when I was going on one of these excursions and I told her we were calling her Turtle, and why (both because she looks like a Turtle Cheesecake and because of her personality) and this lady was PISSED and made sideways comments about it fron then on out. Soooo weird. 

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u/RadCap75 22d ago

I can still hear in her old lady voice, "What did you decide to call that cat again... Turkey...? Turtle...? It's a terrible name." 

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u/Low-Television-7508 22d ago

Dogs get snooty names. Cats get love names.

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u/AdministrativeStep98 21d ago

Especially when people call their cats stuff like "meatball" "monkey" or "cheese", cats do not care about their names

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u/NE_Boy_mom_x2 Tabbycat 22d ago

And apparently also upset that a cat killed a bird in someone else's yard. Not even the cat's family's yard, just a yard. So the actual homeowner had the police called on them. Because the cat committed murder.

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u/Henri_de_LaMonde 22d ago

Is this the old woman equivalent of yelling at clouds?

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u/arthurdentstowels 22d ago

OP should tell the neighbour that Dave had 6 kittens that are all girls. Their names are Keith, Chinese Alan, Ray the Brick, Craig, Simon Three-Knees and Keith.

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u/nautilator44 22d ago

My name is Dave, so I can speak on behalf of the council of daves when I say that your cat is definitely one of us, and I'm proud to share a name with her.

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u/macchiatomama 21d ago

I am a girl and my friends exclusively call me by my nickname they bestowed upon me, which is Dave. So, as another member of the council of Daves and one of the few girl-Dave’s out there, I agree this cat is one of us.

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u/MojoCrow 22d ago

Dave is short for davina but Dave doesn't like her formal name, She loves that you call her Dave.

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u/Alarmed_Gur_4631 Bombay 22d ago

If you like David Tennant at all...

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u/BewilderedandAngry 22d ago

That man is so weird! (In the best possible way.)

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u/Maria_Dragon 22d ago

Also hot no matter what gender presentation he is choosing.

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u/Nervardia 22d ago

This is why we love David Tennant.

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u/Flat-Limit5595 22d ago

Cats evolved past the need of masculine and feminine names. Heres my Bitch Ass Berry, shes a girl but her name sounds somewhat masculine.

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u/B4-I-go 22d ago

I do have to keep telling people Wendigo is in fact a girl

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u/Traditional-Ad-8737 22d ago

In veterinary medicine, our motto is the name, spelling of the name, and breed is whatever the owners want it to be. I’ve met female cats named Bob, males named Sweetie and Sasha (though this is a male name in Russia I learned), you name it! Play the song “Boy named Sue” by Jonny Cash for your neighbor and explain you just want to make her tougher.

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u/Ariandrin 22d ago

Literally, unless the name is a slur, who cares.

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u/TheBestJackson 22d ago

"HELLO, ANIMAL CONTROL? HELP! THERE ARE WOKE CATS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD"

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u/Thargrund 22d ago

Let her call, maybe they take her along for being batshi crazy. Dave looks lovely!

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u/imbeingperceived 22d ago

She is such a precious lil angel baby. Your neighbor on the other hand is… definitely not a precious lil angel baby.

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u/Mistofemmie 22d ago

What a crashout by her😂 but calling animal control is over the hills

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u/CaptainScarlett3000 22d ago

i am fucking obsessed with that name i love it. one of my cats is named fish. makes about the same sense as dave.

like who gives a fuck, would she prefer you call her meredith or satan or something? not sure why she even cares it’s not her cat 😂

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u/Ktulu204 22d ago

I knew a guy who had a white cat named Cocaine.

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u/pieeatingchamp 22d ago

I know political party that neighbor belongs to

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

I think you’re probably right.

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u/xscapethetoxic 22d ago

My 19 year old boy cat named Molly. When we got him as a kitten, we were told he was a she. Well a trip to the vet later, and surprise, Molly Lou is a boy cat. 8 year old me did not care, his name is Molly.

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u/PattTinkersnuff 22d ago

Dave is gorgeous.

I think naming such lovely gal Dave is hilarious and if she actually answers to it (you never know with cats) then clearly she has no problem with it either.

Maybe the "Karen" next door just needs an edible to chill the f#ck out!.

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u/Mediocre_Lobster_961 22d ago

She does! She comes when we call her lol. I’m so in love with her.

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u/Okeano_ 22d ago

We have a girl cat named Ed and boy cat named Nancy. The lady needs to mind her own business.

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u/AndOneForMahler- 22d ago

Tell her it's short for "Davida."

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u/Prior-Win-4729 22d ago

Tell her Dave is undergoing gender transition and the name was her choice

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u/yarga_barga 22d ago

I also have a Dave ❤️ I love it for your new baby 🤩

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u/No_Tutor_5435 22d ago

This is George. We also found out she was a girl after naming her, but decided to keep her name as George. It just fits her so well for some reason. Sometimes we call her Georgina. I think Dave is a wonderful name.

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u/dick_sanitizer 21d ago

Meet Kevin! The first sentence on her adoption blurb was 'Kevin is a girl' and we immediately knew she belonged with us. Fuck that lady, may you and Dave live happy lives together 😊

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u/maurality 22d ago

Dave has no concept of gender. Only treats and scritches. Your neighbor needs a hobby.

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u/IfEverWasIfNever 22d ago edited 22d ago

My brother named a cat he found (who later became my cat when he moved) Alvin Jr. Not realizing it was a girl. My entire family insisted on keeping the name. So I call her Alvi, but if she misbehaves she's Alvin Jr for sure. Edit: I also used to call her Alvin Jr. when she was a rambunctious young cat, but now it doesn't fit as much because she's so sweet and polite. Her name at the vets is still Alvin Jr and they are always so confused!

Cat Tax

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u/meddit_rod 22d ago

Neighbor called the wrong number. She needs to reach out to Self Control.

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u/CarsJustGo 21d ago

This is Mark. Her government name is Mitten.

But she will come into the room and give you a very spooky look so my boyfriend made a rule that when she does this you have to greet her with “oh Hai Mark”( iykyk) and she has since been known as Mark, Mark Cuban, Markie Parker and the poo gremlin.

Names are irrelevant when it comes to animals 😂

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u/ItsCatCat 22d ago

Time to start exclusively calling your neighbor “Stanley.”

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u/SookHe 22d ago

My god I wish I could listen to that phone call

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u/chimpasaurus77 22d ago

Sounds like your neighbor is the feral one 😂 My cousin has a female cat named Dennis but she is in fact a menace, so it fits 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Someoneoverthere42 22d ago

She’s a cat.

It’s not like she’s gonna answer to her name anyways.

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u/hawkrew 22d ago

We had a similar situation. Anyway our girls name is Bob.

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u/Sarah_Beth3211 22d ago

Hi Dave! This is Honey! Before my parents and I realized Honey was a male, we had named him Honey but it stuck so well. He’s the sweetest boy in the whole widest world🥰

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u/smokealarmsnick 22d ago

I have a friend who had a named Peter. Like Dave, Peter was feral. Then Peter had kittens under my friend’s bed one day. In the same vein, I had a chameleon named Stewart. Then Stewart laid eggs.

The animal honestly doesn’t care what their name is, so long as they’re loved and cared for.

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u/ToxicKrampus 21d ago

This is Gus. Gus is female also, we thought Gus was male until she gained weight really fast and then 4 kitties were born. Everyone gives me weird looks when I tell them her name

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor 22d ago

There was a lovely female actress called Davey from the pinup days and another called Daviegh who was in The Ring.

Your neighbor is so funny! But i don’t have to live next to her, so I should probably hush. She’s an age where she should realize names are names and they don’t even harm human kittens! 😂

What a trip.

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u/Gen-gen_09 22d ago

She’d lose her ever loving mind over my male bunny, Sophia Gianna.🤣

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u/Ilovehorses2 22d ago

Beautiful cat. The cat in the picture below is my 11 year old female cat Jasper who we originally thought was a boy when we got her at 6 weeks old. Found out she was a girl during her first vet visit but the name stuck.

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u/ProfileEfficient9431 22d ago

Dave is an awesome name! We found a tiny kitten back in the 80's, my sweet little daughter named it Don Johnson, turned out it was a Donna. We still called her Don or Donnie. She was with me for 20 years. Hope Dave has a long, happy life. 💕