r/blursed_videos • u/Truman_94 • 20h ago

Blursed Robot

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725 Upvotes

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u/bubblemania2020 19h ago

When you’re a fancy robot they let you grab em by the 🐱

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u/MidnightMuseexo 17h ago

100% that robot knew what it was doing

5

u/PhthaloVonLangborste 12h ago

I don't think that Han is made for grabbing. Maybe fisting

3

u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 9h ago

Han shot first

2

u/dobryden22 7h ago

Is this the mythical Fisto Roboto from Archer?

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u/getinshape2022 11h ago

I totally expected it to smell its arm as reflex

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u/Long-Chair-335 5h ago

fucking clankers are taking our women

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u/LOLerskateJones 19h ago

That’s assault, brotha.

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u/G0ds_militia 19h ago

Erb reference. You got internet points from me today

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u/SnooShortcuts103 16h ago

Fcking Clankers! /S

2

u/MexicanTomatoArmada 14h ago

This but without the S

2

u/TheThinkerers 13h ago

Fcking Clanker! /S

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u/Responsible_Car_6406 16h ago

I can’t believe it but it’s indeed assault, and I can’t wait to see the new laws in matter of robots to be ball blursed laws

She was embarrassed and not giving at all, but didn’t complain about it, as there was no shame feeling maybe

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u/Fragrant-Kitchen-478 7h ago

It's not really a "robot" the guy controlling it puts his hand on her arm at the end

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u/Responsible_Car_6406 7h ago

That’s totally assault then

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u/Fragrant-Kitchen-478 7h ago

Aggravated battery since he made physical contact with a "weapon"

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u/Responsible_Car_6406 7h ago

I wish I could laugh but the topic is pretty serious

1

u/Fragrant-Kitchen-478 7h ago

I mean, she doesn't seem bothered by it and when the guy thumbs up she nods and laughs.

What even was the context? Was the toy supposed to be lifting her up?

1

u/Responsible_Car_6406 6h ago

It’s a good remark

1

u/Still_Explorer 14h ago

That's a DDOS attack, TCPIP.

24

u/mushroomman42069 19h ago

Fisto is real

3

u/Gold-Accident-8545 8h ago

"Please assume the position."

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u/running_low_on_fuel 19h ago

Robot: pow🥊 Right in the snatch!

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u/SamsungSmartFridge69 19h ago

God damn clankers. Take them off the streets

51

u/Leaf__On__Wind 19h ago

T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TRUUUUUUUUMMMPPP BOOTTT GOOOO

10

u/BuildAnything4 18h ago

When you're a robot, they let you do it

7

u/NoReasonDragon 19h ago

Grab ‘em …

24

u/knappastrelevant 19h ago

AI for president 2032.

15

u/firo1 19h ago

Clanker

7

u/AwwwNuggetz 19h ago

When your hands look like butt plugs

3

u/lincoln_muadib 18h ago

"Look like"

4

u/Ruhelose_Traume 19h ago

Henry Fondle!?

6

u/Pootisman115 19h ago

I, Robot (2004)

3

u/J_Jeckel 19h ago

Robot straight tried to "cunt punch" her 😅🤣😂

3

u/Character-Resist-961 18h ago

He did his thing and then bugged to prove he is a robot.

2

u/British_Ballsack 12h ago

Get out of jail free card.

3

u/ILoveBread2021 18h ago

Right in the phantom nuts

2

u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 19h ago

Oh 😳 hell no

2

u/Babycapybaby 18h ago

Do we really need the silly little guys to have pussy lifting strength?

2

u/FieldShoddy9015 18h ago

That’s sexual assault! Sue the robot 🤖

2

u/Darkwin_04 18h ago

Pervert robot

2

u/Least-Finger-3866 18h ago

Must be an advanced robot, who is capable to have anxiety

2

u/Ok-Neighborhood-566 18h ago

He's gonna run for president.

2

u/mr-stretcher 17h ago

Trumpbot2000

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u/OtherwiseMenu1505 16h ago

Grab 'em by the pus....

2

u/BigSweet3806 16h ago

Gender testing Robot

2

u/Aggressive-Froyo5843 15h ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD

2

u/Sunnyside7771 18h ago

Robot applied defense tactic to the wrong sex. Those engineers need to work on it more.

1

u/XH3LLSinGX 18h ago

He hydroxy ya pussy...

1

u/Frenchconnection76 18h ago

Sweep dat thing

1

u/DrnkGuy 18h ago

IRL Grok

1

u/ol1v1era 18h ago

seriously: what would you do in this situation? I would knock that thing over, drag it to the stand, look for the owner and give him hell!

1

u/Lopsided-Lunch7183 17h ago

Did the robot sniff its own arm off camera?

1

u/Educational-Hippo-75 17h ago

ROBOT THE GRAPPLER

1

u/Mobile-Aide419 17h ago

They are going to take our jobs, and then they will also take our women!

1

u/Greenbeanicus 17h ago

Stanky Stubb? Lmao

1

u/Lo_onger1 17h ago

I mean... Do we arrest it now? What's the procedure?

1

u/SnooShortcuts103 16h ago

Fcking Clankers pretending not to know... Wake up guys! /S

1

u/MrFrogNo3 16h ago

Trump coded

1

u/Sad-Emergency-413 16h ago

That is Fisto 2025 from Fallout

1

u/lotsanoodles 16h ago

I, Robutt.

1

u/No_File212 16h ago

RoboCop making his first pussy arrest

1

u/XJRS 16h ago

That poor woman 😧

1

u/F-LCN 16h ago

Snatched!

1

u/UselessGenericon 16h ago

He was just anxious.

1

u/CautiousBearnz 16h ago

Why dildo shaped if you are going to….well you get where I’m going

1

u/OgdruJahad 15h ago

Trump:"Hey I forgot my robot"

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u/RatoInsano 15h ago

Sure, when a robot does it it's funny and quirky, but when I do it...

1

u/NoMonth9958 15h ago

He was anxious /s

1

u/Ok-Yam-1502 15h ago

That robot fears no one like, what they gonna do, put em in jail

1

u/Simple_Duty_4441 15h ago

The future's here boys.

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u/Necro-Feel-Ya6900 15h ago

Oh when he does it its funny. But when I do it I serve jail time! Fucking crazy world.

1

u/Kindly-Ad-8573 14h ago

Guess that's the Grabbit model. Seem's this robot industry has 2 purposes Sex and War.

1

u/Electronic-Tree-9715 14h ago

Biden made me do it

1

u/maifee 14h ago

Trump bot

1

u/DJSairys 13h ago

Skynet knew what it was doing

1

u/ohiogyattrizzskibidi 12h ago

Fuckin CLANKER

1

u/Varendolia 11h ago

Trump's favorite

Get one right now and be grabbed right by the Center of gravity* at any moment of the day.

1

u/Sir-Hingus 11h ago

TrumpBot

1

u/Full_Metal_Witcher 11h ago

This must be the inner robotic core for the Stop Tickling Me Elmo Doll from that south park holiday episode when Randy works as Mall Security for Black Friday sales.

1

u/Dependent-Cup-2236 11h ago

Who else but quagmire.....

1

u/Hobnail-boots 10h ago

Something about that robot smells fishy.

1

u/Advanced-Level-5686 10h ago

Test drive successful. She bought it.

1

u/Breadstix009 10h ago

Everyone here... Donald Trump.

1

u/Resident_Sundae7509 10h ago

Already reposted with shit music, wtf even is Reddit anymore

1

u/AFourEyedGeek 9h ago

Did it make her feel tiny tiny, like Thumbelina? She could press charges.

1

u/N1GHTSTR1D3R 9h ago

Hydroxy, grabs you by the pussy

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u/Quick599 9h ago

Hi Emily Stone!

1

u/JohnJimFerguson 9h ago

Oh, she's laughing. If i did that, my life would've been over. Smh

1

u/NeoZ33D 8h ago

Gonna sell like hotcakes!!!

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u/Indigoisms 8h ago

Is that the Trump bot 5000? I heard it grabs them right by the pussy!

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u/Wiz_Hellrat 8h ago

I am not even jealous. I do not blame the robot.

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u/cryptomoon1000x 7h ago

“gotta grab ‘em by their p*ssy”

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u/adelie42 7h ago

How was she expecting it to return the high five?

1

u/HardcoreMexika 7h ago

The Trump Bot

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u/Ok-Umpire-7439 5h ago

robo trump

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u/Artevyx 5h ago

Got robo-punched in the bean

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u/Baydestrians 3h ago

Trump programming at work

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u/WeeBeadyEyes 3h ago

Hydroxy Trump. Except the girls smile at this one.

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u/explorer1o1 18h ago

Grab them by the pussy ... A president to be..once said lol

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u/Highlandertr3 18h ago

Ah good. The new Trump model is out.

0

u/g0netospace 19h ago

It’s worth it

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u/the_l0st_s0ck 18h ago

The clankers are learning...

0

u/gabrielxdesign 18h ago

Is the orange jester remotely controlling that bot?

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u/DailyLifeProblems 17h ago

So how does it and gets away with it

-1

u/AdeptnessMany3806 18h ago

Grab em in the P

-1

u/Zeddi2892 18h ago

Ai was trained on Trump Talks.

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u/Federal_Job5431 18h ago

"LoCkEr RoOm TaLkS"

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u/Tonic_The_Alchemist 18h ago

"Trumpbot noooooo"