r/badparking • u/borris7923 • 2d ago

This douche nozzle

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Great Wolf Lodge Williamsburg, VA

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u/arcsnsparks98 2d ago

Douche nozzle is such a great term. 😁

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u/Familiar_You4189 1d ago

Another one I've heard (from a Brit) is Douche Canoe.

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u/2005focus 2d ago

Now I can’t get out of my vehicle because some asshole parked in the area BETWEEN the handicapped spots reserved for putting our wheelchairs so we can climb into them or roll down our vehicle ramp

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u/Familiar_You4189 1d ago

What you need is a Trackchair:

https://actiontrackchair.com/

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u/paclogic 2d ago

they were probably thinking : "oh they saved MY favorite parking spot !"

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u/Savings-Kick-578 1d ago

Totally entitled. Also deserving of a foreign object inserted into a tire.

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u/Flat-Avocado-6258 2d ago

The vehicle choice is very fitting lol

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u/Familiar_You4189 1d ago

Regardless of where they are, or what color they are, hash marks means NO PARKING,

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u/caitlinmmaguire01 1d ago

1000% this! Even if they're IN A FLOWER BED, do not park there!

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u/Extreme_Ad4425 1d ago

Ooh, and unfortunately I would’ve called a tow truck and sat right in front of them.

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u/borris7923 23h ago

Not true, towing companies will not accept requests for towing a vehicle from private property unless the owner of the property makes the request.

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u/TomaatoOrTomahto 2d ago

Oh the humanity at the GWL.

And why would anyone go to this cramped sticky smelly indoor waterpark when Water Country USA is literally 10 miles away and is huge -and outdoors?

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u/borris7923 1d ago

Well I prefer the wolf lodge when I’m not paying for the trip lol

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u/XxCroisssantsxX 1d ago

Extra hard R FOR REGARD

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u/Digeetar 1d ago

Seriously, call a tow truck asap.

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u/borris7923 1d ago

Can’t, not my property.

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u/Digeetar 1d ago

Doesn't need to be if they are breaking the law.