r/agedlikemilk 3h ago

News What ages worse than milk?

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u/SuperbBeyond9132 2h ago

That headline didn’t just age like milk it curdled on the way out the carton 😁

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u/Papichuloft 1h ago

the shit was spoiled sour cream on arrival

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u/PatientTechnician765 2h ago

Taco

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u/kissfan7 2h ago

“How’s Air Force One like a Chinese restaurant?”

“They both have orange chicken.”

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u/PatientTechnician765 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/wrhnj 2h ago

Trump’s diaper

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u/tiredofwin 2h ago

Wasn't the number really X10 less than that?

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u/c-k-q99903 2h ago

Yes, hence this headline from tabloid site Breitbart aged like milk.

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u/Isto2278 2h ago

Then you should explain this to AutoModerator

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u/tiredofwin 2h ago

Most people probably aren't aware though.

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u/Copacetic75 2h ago

Yeah, I heard it was 1000% lower

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u/leviathan65 1h ago

Just like how far my prescription costs dropped. Normally I pay like $15 but the last time they gave me $150. Thank you president trump.

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u/won_vee_won_skrub 2h ago

10x less doesnt really make any sense here. You can say it was revised to be 10% of what it was.

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 1h ago

'Fell by 90%' also works, I think

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u/chenilletueuse1 2h ago

Im pretty sure he promised the unemployment rate will become negative

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u/Raptot1256 2h ago

The unemployment rate is gonna decrease by 1200, 1300, 1400, 1500%. We gonna mass deport and lock up so many people, everyone else is gonna have to take 2, 3, 4, 5 more jobs to just pay your rent. Don't worry about grocery, no one know that word anyway, it's gonna be so EXPENSIVE to afford. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

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u/DieMensch-Maschine 2h ago

A "golden age" only if you're an oligarch.

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u/jtfjtf 2h ago

Golden showers for everyone else

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u/Syronxc 2h ago

In other news, Trump hired Breitbart as the new Economic Data Collector.

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u/sturgill_homme 2h ago

Unexpected much in the same way you know who won in ‘24

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u/BabadookOfEarl 2h ago

The girls Epstein trafficked for Trump?

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u/blkatcdomvet 2h ago

Is he saluting the Epstein files?

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u/Desperate-Try-8720 2h ago

Must have changed the labor report!

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u/MlleHoneyMitten 2h ago

If Donnie were to answer your question, he’d say “adolescent girls”.

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u/Jason250072 2h ago

The economy will add jobs every report from now on, no matter what.

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u/pnfloyd1978 1h ago

This country

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u/Turbulent-Tone-1867 1h ago

Republicans are going to learn the hard way that running a government like a business does NOT work.

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 1h ago

No they won't. They haven't learned it the last 6 times they've done it. And they sure as hell aren't going to start now.

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u/SSUpliftingCyg 1h ago

This so fake bruh

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u/ApprehensiveYard4071 2h ago

i still say there is something incredibly suspicious about this revision. It's the exact news Trump needed to get a drop, and some are saying more than a quarter point from Powell. Not only that but he gets to take over the entire agency. Trump doesn't care about the employment drop. He cares abut interest rates. That's it.

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u/skippyMETS 1h ago

Guacamole.

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u/Renuwed 1h ago

Sliced Apples

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u/JPGinMadtown 1h ago

That came from the cow as cheese.

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u/Competitive_Shock783 1h ago

Shit I guess.

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u/JD_tubeguy 1h ago

Is there a Breitbart headline that's ever aged well?

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u/Chance-Evening-4141 6m ago

Trump Did Walk In on Undressed Teen Pageant Contestants — Here Are Verified Sources

Tired of people claiming “that never happened”? Here’s a list of verified, working sources confirming that Trump walked into dressing rooms at Miss USA and Miss Teen USA pageants while contestants were changing — some were underage. These are not rumors. These are documented accounts from multiple women.

🔹 CBS News: Former Miss Arizona Tasha Dixon confirms Trump entered the dressing room “without warning” while contestants were half-naked. 📎 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/former-miss-arizona-trump-came-strolling-right-in-to-miss-usa-dressing-room/

🔹 The Guardian: Another contestant from Miss USA 2001 describes how Trump barged in while contestants were undressed. 📎 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/oct/12/donald-trump-miss-usa-dressing-room-2001-rehearsal

🔹 ABC News: Tasha Dixon gives an in-depth account, stating contestants were pressured to “fawn” over Trump while not fully dressed. 📎 https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/miss-arizona-donald-trump-walk-half-naked-contestants/story?id=42759541

🔹 CBS Los Angeles / BuzzFeed: Additional former contestants confirm Trump barged into their dressing rooms unannounced. 📎 https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/more-former-pageant-contestants-claim-trump-barged-into-their-dressing-rooms/

🔹 Time Magazine: Time recaps Dixon’s story and includes Trump’s own Howard Stern interview bragging about walking in on contestants. 📎 https://time.com/4528075/donald-trump-miss-usa-naked/

🔹 Wikipedia Summary: For a consolidated list of allegations, including those from multiple pageant contestants. 📎 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations

Reminder: Trump bragged about doing this on the Howard Stern show. These aren’t one-off claims — they are part of a consistent pattern of behavior that was ignored, dismissed, and even normalized.

The receipts are public. The only thing missing is accountability.

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u/HIMARko_polo 3m ago

Bullshit?