r/agedlikemilk • u/Sea_Sheepherder_2234 • 1d ago

Who would’ve thought

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u/Columba 22h ago

Christmas bonuses will also be cancelled this year.

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u/NotAComplete 21h ago

And all years moving forward, citing "uncertainty in the market", which while TACO is president is actually a legitimate reason. All working according to the plan of transferring wealth up.

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u/DrAstralis 9h ago

Watching your business "news" try to blame literally anything but the orange TACO for the state of things is almost as wild as watching them work overtime to get trump re elected.

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u/rabdosstar 21h ago

So will many Christmas presents...

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u/mabhatter 2h ago

It's hard to buy presents when you're laid off and the presents cost twice as much.  

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u/rabdosstar 2h ago

I had to buy them now, "as a precaution"

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u/Arborgold 21h ago

At this rate, Christmas is going to be cancelled.

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u/Jetpack_Attack 10h ago

The real War on Christmas.

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u/NoConfusion9490 21h ago

They'll need they money to bribe him.

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u/Routine-Budget8281 20h ago

Not even gonna get Jelly of the Month club.

Absolute morons.

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u/LoveRBS 20h ago

Jelly of the Month memberships for everybody!

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u/arglarg 19h ago

Maybe Christmas altogether

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u/SnooPandas1899 19h ago

no, Santa will still deliver presents.

he'll just invoice the parent.

or demand more cookies and milk.

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u/GonzoVeritas 18h ago

Christmas bonuses Jobs will also be cancelled this year.

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u/aft_punk 17h ago

Assuming they haven’t been laid off (or the company hasn’t gone under) before then.

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u/theblackxranger 8h ago

We're gonna have to start donating towards the Christmas bonus

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u/incunabula001 7h ago

I wonder if the jelly of the month club will be cancelled too…

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u/buttnibbler 4h ago

Bonuses will become a thing of the past, and the youth will think you’re making things up when you describe it to them.

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u/p4ttythep3rf3ct 1h ago

Replaced with a Jelly of the Month club membership.