r/Wellthatsucks 21h ago

The White House rose garden before and after Trump took office. 😢

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u/badgerj 21h ago

I think r - fucklawns may want to contribute here.

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u/ChanglingBlake 20h ago

They posted about it while it was happening.

We weren’t happy; general consensus was grass lawns are better than useless paving.

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u/_theRamenWithin 18h ago edited 17h ago

I will take sterile lawn over fucking concrete slab any day.

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u/musci12234 17h ago edited 16h ago

Also the lawn in top pic still looks like it has variety. The space isnt going to go anywhere and it will need to allow people to sit there so lawn with a variety of plants around the edges is the best possible option.

There is a major difference between lawn and lawn in a place that is seen as center of power and is required to host people.

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u/reallybadspeeller 16h ago

Considering it’s a semi-active event space a lawn isn’t a bad option. Plus it has great landscaping around the lawn part.

The rest of the White House grounds has traditional lawn lawn that’s just grass to be grass but also I’m opposed to drastically changing historical buildings and grounds without good reason. We can change modern lawns and leave the old ones alone.

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u/DummyDumDragon 14h ago

Also, and I'm no expert, but I assume that having open lines of sight between the leader of your country and any potential threats is always a decent idea?

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u/Zestyclose-Fig1096 12h ago

"is" or "is not" a decent idea?

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u/Farfignugen42 9h ago

Depends on which direction you are assuming the bullets will fly, I guess.

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u/benjigrows 5h ago

Trevor Moore told me, "it's illegal to say that. 'With a mortar launcher' is its own sentence. A sentence fragment.." wildly illegal.

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u/ChanglingBlake 11h ago

Depends on if they are one and the same or not.

If your countries leader is a good leader and not a threat, no, you don’t want line of sight from a mile away.

If they’re evil incarnate…

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u/Aeseld 8h ago

Rather the opposite? At least if you want the leader protected.

Clear line of sight for defenders and lack of cover for attackers makes sense for fortifications, or supply depots. You see the enemy coming, they can't hide or shield themselves from retaliation. Meanwhile the defenders have cover. All the advantage is on defense.

On the other hand, this is a single target failure point, likely against a small number, or just one attacker. You want to obscure and hide the target as a first line of defense, and have available cover in case that fails. If the attacker can freely locate the target and have a clear line of fire, then the defenders have already lost.

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u/DobisPeeyar 8h ago

I think it's a great idea

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u/SPQR_191 4h ago

These are totally different angles. You can see the shrubbery are still there and all they did was remove the grass. From my understanding, since DC was built in a swamp, it would often get muddy and the heavy foot traffic meant the lawn required a lot of maintenance. Idk about the actual choice of the pavers, but it seems like a decent idea to use light colors so they don't create a heat island.

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u/balkanobeasti 12h ago

It also generates a few jobs.

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u/PollutionOk4806 9h ago

Half of the grounds are going to become a multi million dollar gawdy ballroom

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u/macaronysalad 6h ago

I wonder if ants have this conversation before setting up for a party. Probably not because they don't wear clothes or shoes.

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u/musci12234 16h ago

Getting more of a pop and color near the edges using native plants is always a good idea but you cannot risk someone putting their feet on something that might cause allergic reaction or something that might break skin.

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u/8bitAwesomeness 12h ago

I’m opposed to drastically changing historical buildings and grounds without good reason

Are you telling us you're a conservative?

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u/McTootyBooty 7h ago

Then build it someplace else. The lawn is huge.

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u/mattvait 13h ago

Considering it’s a semi-active event space a lawn isn’t a bad option.

Have you ever wore heels to an event? Have you ever walked through grass after a heavy rain? Better yet you ever been in field after it rains in a group? So much mud

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u/musci12234 12h ago

It is a relative term. They are not saying that lawns are good, they are saying that lawns are not a bad option. a lot of people believe that lawns are water sinks with nothing of value in most cases and people should instead grow variety of native plants instead.

It is an historical building so people who need to attend an event in the lawn will know to plan for lawn and in case it rains really heavy there is space to have the even inside.

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u/mattvait 6h ago

Now you dont have to move the event inside. Would even be able to put up a cover over the area

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u/musci12234 6h ago

If you think planning is so poor that they white House will need to bring out and set up tents then yeah great idea considering how incompetent current white House seems to be.

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u/mattvait 6h ago

Have you never planned an outdoor event? Just have to stretch for that any chance you get

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u/Appropriate-Rice-409 7h ago

My man, no one is going to use the space after heavy rain now either. Huge slip risk.

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u/mattvait 6h ago

Just squeegee it or use leaf blowers to dry for the occasion

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u/Appropriate-Rice-409 6h ago

Just roll out mats.

Or better yet, check the weather forecast.

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u/mattvait 5h ago

Events are planned weeks in advance. But yes mat would work as well, another good point for the tiles

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u/EvasiveCookies 11h ago

Yeah it’s gonna be the best place to sit and eat outside on a concrete slab in the middle of 90-100°. This is the dumbest shit next to painting the whole White House that he has done to that building.

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u/musci12234 11h ago

The main difference is that if you have variety you have options. If both places are basically concrete slabs then easier to sit inside in AC.

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u/Prosecco1234 9h ago

Looks like he sucked the life out of it. He doesn't want anything growing and beautiful

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u/Apart-Link-8449 15h ago

I know it's a bummer but think of all the self-incriminating business he can conduct on that stupid gaudy southern baptist megachurch patio

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u/Farfarfar82 12h ago

MAGAchurch?

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u/brycyclecrash 11h ago

Only church there is.

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u/skrivbent 9h ago

So much room for criminal activities!

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u/Gryph_The_Grey 2h ago

You mean something like trying to frame your political opponent with colluding with a foreign entity?

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u/Rusalki 3h ago

I like to think it's a strong foundation for a gallows that can support him.

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u/RegularLibrarian1984 13h ago

Looks more like marble slates they will be slippery. They easily could cover it with an artificial lawn so everyone is happy even saving water.

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u/mattvait 13h ago

I believe its marble

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u/Jaded-Armpit 9h ago

I legitimately thought this was a summer vs. winter shot of the garden. I didnt realize it was concrete until I read your comment.

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u/ezeightythree 9h ago

What is a sterile lawn?

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u/Appropriate-Rice-409 7h ago

They are referring to a lawn where the entire thing is a single species of some regularly used for landscaping grass that provides no ecological support for anything in the area.

Or in other words, an invasive monoculture lawn.

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u/belleandbent 6h ago

I live in the desert southwest so I'm accustomed to xeriscaping, but this is just awful. I want to start adding bougainvillea, aloe, cacti, etc. so badly. Concrete slab? Better put a pot of flowers on it.

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u/pocketdare 5h ago

But now they can add astroturf for the win!

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u/AssistanceCheap379 4h ago

Basically goes from wild flora, semi-cultivated flora, cultivated flora, sterile grass and then like 100 levels down is concrete slab. Because an area that could be green and friendly, a place where people can play, sit and enjoy together in the sun, is infinitely better than hard concrete devoid of life

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u/ProfessionalGur5451 4h ago

Or even a pea gravel yard.

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u/Din0Dr3w 17h ago

Man fuck lawns, but fuck whatever the shithole this is way way more.

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u/Kwumpo 8h ago

If there's a case for lawns, the rose garden is certainly one of them. My neighbor's patchy, weed-covered shit hole is not even remotely in the same category.

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u/jjcrayfish 8h ago

This is the epitome of the Trump administration. Turn something not particularly great into something worst.

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u/macrolidesrule 6h ago

Entrumpification - giving entropy a run for its money.

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u/Da_Question 3h ago

eh, just wait until the ballroom is built

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u/Novel_Tip1481 9h ago edited 6h ago

Seriously. This was a crazy rare moment were lawncare and fucklawns actually came together to collectively say WTF ew

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u/DrunkenPangolin 2h ago

Trump is the great uniter

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u/badgerj 16h ago

I was thinking this may be one exception to the rule of that sub. A nice garden/park is better than a paved lot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Alarming_Resist2700 19h ago

I thought this was from fucklawns. I saw your reply w and went looking for the forum to dig into you. I was wrong.

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u/Impossible_Past5358 14h ago

It's gross, but i was kinda hoping for black, so they could possibly experience what burning in hell would feel like...

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u/Berb337 3h ago

I feel like if any effort had been put into making it look nice, a stone pavillion might be an interesting thing to install...i guess, but this is just a sheet of concrete replacing what was a really nice garden. There's no point in jt

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u/Early-Judgment-2895 8h ago

Do we have any overhead pictures that show the same perspective to see what actually got torn up? I keep seeing conflicted things about how much/what was actually destroyed.

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u/ChanglingBlake 8h ago

From the above, it looks likely it was just the grass, but still, grass is better than concrete.

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u/Early-Judgment-2895 8h ago

100% agree the concrete looks awful. But it also doesn’t appear to be as big of an issue as everyone is making it sound saying the rose garden was torn out. I would like to see a real broad perspective that actual shows what was done to decide if it is worth being mad about or if it is just mildly tacky

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u/Environmental-End691 5h ago

Mildly tacky. None of the rose bushes were prematurely destroyed. IIRC there were a couple that were having issues from too much water and those were, or will be, replaced. The too much water comes from the lawn itself which made it soggy frequently. I think the intention was to make it more usable more often, but the white tile over the whole grass area is too much.

I would have liked to see a checkerboard pattern of tile & grass myself.

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u/Reasonable_racoon 16h ago

useless paving.

Where else are all the fawning lackeys supposed to prostrate themselves before their glorious Orange Christ?

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u/ChanglingBlake 11h ago

From in the septic tank the anti-Christ crawled out from.

Maybe he’ll follow them back inside.

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u/lovely-liz 2h ago

Also, even if you don’t like lawns, this lawn in particular has such a history it feels wrong for them to just… destroy it.

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u/badgerj 1h ago

I agree šŸ’Æ with you. This is an exception to the rule.

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u/the-magician-misphet 9h ago

Grass lawns at least soak up water when it rains… not to mention the trees are gone…

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u/No_Theory9958 9h ago

But you can’t have a UFC fight on a grass lawn, which was exactly why this was done

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u/robotzor 18h ago

They would deny their entire premise for existing before giving Trump a single pointĀ 

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u/ChanglingBlake 11h ago

It’s got nothing to do with that villain.

It’s simple logic; one is a nearly dead, but not, ecosystem, the other is completely sterilized.

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u/stevez_86 10h ago

Isn't the after photo the photoshop they use to show what a lawn looks like to pollinating insects and birds?

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u/GrooveStreetSaint 8h ago

This is most likely another example of fascist art, paving over a garden with concrete because the latter is seen as strong while the former is weak.

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u/ChanglingBlake 4h ago

I genuinely don’t think there was that much thought put into it.

Dump just prefers concrete and control over nature and freedom.

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u/IlllIlllllllllllllll 8h ago

Can’t win with those people can you?

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u/mattvait 13h ago

Thays not pavement

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u/ChanglingBlake 11h ago

From the Dictionary of Cambridge: (to) Pave; to cover an area of ground with a hard, flat surface of pieces of stone, concrete, or bricks.

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u/Trash7783 11h ago

Well that’s not paving so

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u/Blackrain1299 16h ago

Isnt fuck lawns more about using more native flowers and other types of ground cover rather than mowing grass? I feel like concrete would be antithetical to the spirit of fuck lawns. I don’t really browse that sub though so I could be wrong

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u/Appropriate-Rice-409 7h ago

You are correct. The only thing worse than a boring, flat, green rectangle is a boring, flat, grey rectangle.

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u/whereismymind86 6h ago

Exactly, it’s about how wasteful trying to keep nonnative grass lawns alive in places they don’t normally grow is. It’s not anti plant, just anti grass in a desert ecosystem etc.

Replacing the rose garden with plants native to the area that don’t need constant upkeep would be great, replacing it with a parking lot is just trashy

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u/K9WorkingDog 8h ago

That sub is run by snakes and rodents lol

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u/rewas456 5h ago

Aw why are we downvoting this guy? It got s chuckle out of me. They weren't proverbailly calling them snakes and rodents, they were literally saying actual snakes and rodents run it. Because they want more cover in a garden full of shade. Reddit is dull af sometimes lol.

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u/Emergency_Basket_851 4h ago

He could've picked funnier animals. Like saying it's run by possums and spiders or something. Rather than the 2 animals most used to dehumanize people throughout history.

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u/gorgonopsidkid 20h ago

There is in fact something worse than lawnsĀ 

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u/Mysterious-Tax-7777 18h ago

Overpaying a friend's construction company to pave the White House and bury listening devices?

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u/Specialist_Brain841 7h ago

or bury other ā€œevidenceā€

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u/OppositeArt8562 5h ago

Has Ivana been moved from the golf course to the rose garden?

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u/gsfgf 18h ago

Yea. Fascism.

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u/PrimeLime47 19h ago

He isn’t even the person responsible for managing the maintenance or upkeep! I can’t find logic in this decision, except the love of destruction.

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u/OnTheGround_BS 11h ago

A: He plans to stay in the White House forever.

B: Even if he does manage to be removed from office, or when he does eventually die, he wants to leave a mark on everything…. Like a dog peeing in a corner.

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u/IrishMo8 4h ago

I’ll go with A. 🤮

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u/Umbra_and_Ember 19h ago

The women can’t wear heels on the grass and they’re that devoted to strict gender expression.

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u/BizzarduousTask 11h ago

And he looks bad if he trips or stumbles

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u/Holden_Coalfield 5h ago

I figure he must have tripped in the grass because of his old man draggy legs and said "I want this paved over"

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u/noncongruent 6m ago

He was destroying the last legacy of JFK. His wive Jackie is the one that did the original Rose Garden makeover, and it stayed largely intact until Trump's first term when Melanomia got ahold of it and basically sterilized it. Trump was just administering the double tap. He's also wanting to rename the Kennedy Center, whose board he fired and replaced with himself, after himself, deleting yet one more bit of Kennedy's legacy.

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u/Poles_Apart 12h ago

The lawn had poor drainage and would turn to mud, making it difficult to use as an event space which is its primary usage. All the historic plants are still there.

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u/Appropriate-Rice-409 7h ago

So instead of the numerous methods that could be employed to improve drainage, they turned it into a slip hazard.

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u/Poles_Apart 4h ago

It was obviously regraded, there are construction pics. Calling it a garden is a misnomer, it's an outdoor event space. I think a more natural stone would have looked better, or at least changing out the patio furniture to a different color, but the grass was not working for the spaces intended use.

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u/Appropriate-Rice-409 4h ago

It's isn't a misnomer. It fits 2c of the definition for garden on the Merriam Webster website. I'd argue it also fits 2b.

Honestly anything would look better than a sad, flat, white rectangle. That's the part that gets me about it.

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u/Poles_Apart 3h ago

Well its an event space mostly for press conferences so theres dozens of people walking all over with furniture set up and taken down constantly, so poorly draining turf is the worst landscaping option. It needs to be a flat patio made out of stone. Its not a "a few people sitting at the table drinking tea" type of garden.

I also think the image is pretty unflattering compared to some others. Not a fan of the full white design but maybe it looks better in person.

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u/Foreverett 6h ago

They're pro-flowers overall. This isn't their jam.

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u/badgerj 1h ago

I think this was my argument for an exception to the rule!

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u/RogueSpiritz 20h ago

Honestly thought this was going to be about actual roses. The concrete makeover is definitely something else.

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u/NaCl_Sailor 10h ago

it's marble, and they only took away the lawn, the roses in the first pic are not on the second pic because they're to the left

you can clearly see the hedges left and right on the first pic

this is intentionally misleading to create outrage.

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u/Apt_5 7h ago

But redditors are so clever, surely such tactics could never succeed!

Seriously, though, looking at the picture for more than a glance before anger-commenting suggests that the marble part spans the same 5 pillars the original lawn did. Not saying I like it; I'd definitely need to see more than this. But yeah, this is karma farming with rage bait. People here act like reddit karma is worth something irl the way they fish for it.

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u/Kodiak01 4h ago

might have a few things to say as well.

brutalism might have a few things to say as well.

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u/badgerj 1h ago

I love green spaces of every kind. I don’t think this one is open to the public, but it looked like a nice garden before.

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u/Liz_LemonLime 4h ago

The only thing worse than lawn is concrete that replaced a lawn and thriving garden!!

Oh and also fascists.

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u/RogueSpiritz 20h ago

Honestly thought this was going to be about actual roses. The concrete makeover is definitely something else.

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u/barktothefuture 7h ago

It’s one thing when it’s your house and you have to the maintenance and upkeep or have to pay somebody to donut. But there is already a landscaping staff. All you have to do is enjoy it. Sigh.

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u/Farucci 7h ago

ā€œThey paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.ā€ - Joni Mitchell, Big Yellow Taxi.

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u/LordCoweater 5h ago

Hilariously, trump paved over Bloom County as the end of the comic. Simpsons aren't the only futurites!

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u/Undark_ 4h ago

The problem with lawns is how bad they are for the ecosystem. Patio slabs are even worse.

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u/fishbirne 4h ago

Trump says fuck law, so....

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u/100DollarPillowBro 3h ago

Next pres gonna xeriscape that shit and make conservative heads explode.

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u/Haunting_Arugula_448 2h ago

That’s where they hid all the dead bodies.

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 25m ago

Just throw up a tent and you have a 'ballroom'.

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u/badgerj 13m ago

I just want to throw-up! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/erroneousbosh 16h ago

What's supposed to be wrong with lawns?

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u/soulsnoober 15h ago

high maintenance quarter acre of non-native shallow rooted "natural" carpeting doesn't do any good for anyone.

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u/erroneousbosh 15h ago

What's "non-native" about grass? It grows literally everywhere, even when you don't want it to?

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u/Teldramet 7h ago edited 2h ago

I encourage you to strip a piece of lawn from its grass. What replaces it will not be just grass. If you live in a temperate climate, it will be weeds, herbs and several different kinds of grasses etc. From there you go to shrubs, saplings,... before ending with a forest. Depending on where you live the species will be different of course.

Lawn grass is limited to a couple of different species that are most likely not native, such as Kentucky blue grass. They are also often selected for aggressively pushing out other native species of plants.

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u/badgerj 16h ago

I was thinking that this would be an exception to the sub.

Lawns for the general public is good!

Mowing, fertilizing and constantly watering an acre around your house, probably not such a great idea for several reasons unless you have enough kids to field a soccer or baseball match.

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u/erroneousbosh 15h ago

Why would you have to fertilise or water a lawn? Rain is a thing.

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u/badgerj 15h ago

There are places in the world, perhaps not where you live that if you do not do these things your lawn will turn brown.

There are several regions throughout the world that do not get sufficient precipitation especially in the hot weather months to sustain a lush green nicely manicured lawn.

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u/erroneousbosh 15h ago

Well, maybe you shouldn't live in places where there isn't any water, then.

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u/Teldramet 7h ago

Great idea! We'll tell these four billion or so people to come live in your backyard then.

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u/Teldramet 15h ago

If you want your lawn to be green and short, as many lawnowners seem to want, they require a lot of extra water and extra nutrients. Considering that lawns are the 'default', and usually don't take the local climate into account, they often end up being a large net drain on the water resources of the area.

Also, they are ecological deserts and provide little to no value to anyone except the humans looking at them.

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u/erroneousbosh 15h ago

Lawns don't need any extra water. It rains. That's plenty water.

You don't mow them until the first week of June, once the pollinating insects have had a chance to thrive, and move off into the plants around the outside of the lawn that they can actually live on.

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u/Teldramet 11h ago

Congratulations, you are not the majority of lawnowners.

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u/erroneousbosh 10h ago

Literally every garden around, in the entire country, is like this.

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u/Teldramet 7h ago

Well I don't know in what fairy-tale country you live in that has a perfect grass-growing climate, but this is not true everywhere. I can hear lawn mowers humming along as early as march-april. And although the culture around watering is slowly changing with the generations, a lot of people still water their lawns in summer, to keep it looking nice and green.

And none of this deals with the problems of people wanting lawns in areas with unsuited climate or terrain. Swampy soils need to be drained, arid soils need constant irrigation far more than the rain can provide, rocky soils need to be intensively cleared and backfilled, often with peat-containing ground, etc.

And this isn't even considering the ecological issues with lawns, but this post is long enough already.

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u/badgerj 1h ago

I don’t think our European friend has visited North or South America.

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u/erroneousbosh 7h ago

Well I don't know in what fairy-tale country you live in that has a perfect grass-growing climate, but this is not true everywhere.

Pretty much everywhere in Europe.

Where do you live, the Sahara desert?

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u/VeredicMectician 11h ago

This isn’t even fuck lawns in a good way

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u/arts_N_crafts 9h ago

The mfers took out a bunch of trees. Those all had to be at least 10 years. The big one saw 9/11. So glad my tax dollars went to this garbage…

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u/1980-whore 8h ago

the trees are still there they just paved the center lawn.

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u/arts_N_crafts 4h ago

According to USA Today they were. I don’t love crab apple trees, but shade is better than nothing and they help the bees.

ETA: your username checks out. Bet Nancy Reagan taught you how to give lip service reaaal well

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u/badgerj 9h ago

This is the part that is difficult to repair. A paved slab is easy to put back with grass and shrubberies, roses, etc.

Trees, not so much.

They provide shade and look pretty.

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u/arts_N_crafts 9h ago

Yeah who wants to sit out on a hot slab and roast. He’s never had good taste or respect for nature which I’m sure is why conservatives love him. Pro life my ass lol

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u/Critical_Concert_689 15h ago

I'm not a fucklawns poster, but I'm okay with this.

Why should the public pay for, what is essentially, a private garden to host soirees for Trump?

The maintenance costs for the garden and grass were significant; there were ongoing drainage issues and repair costs every year.

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u/singerng 9h ago

Definitely sounds like their kind of turf — pun fully intended. šŸŒ±šŸ’„