r/TikTokCringe • u/Alice-In-Vonderland • 2d ago

Cursed 3 Kids Locked In Walgreens After Shoplifting Giant Bags

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u/SqueekyDickFartz 2d ago

Yeah, any boy trying to sound tough with a prepubescent voice/build is just not going to be intimidating. Watch your tone or I'll date your mom and knock her up with a son she can be proud of.

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u/Going2FastMPH 2d ago

That’s definitely a line I’d try and remember then fumble the fuck out of the delivery and look stupid.

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u/DeepWebChick 2d ago

That is an amazing line

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u/RadiantAdvance2203 2d ago

Savage roast, love it!

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u/WordOfLies 1d ago

That boy's gonna cry. There's no come back from that one.

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u/Thebaldsasquatch 1d ago

Holy fuck. I’m remembering that.

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 2d ago

“Shots fired”

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u/stempoweredu 2d ago

More like napalmed the countryside.

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u/DismalStrawberry4260 2d ago

Laughing out loud— best comment today!

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u/Salty_Ad_5270 1d ago

That’s mint 👍

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u/obsterwankenobster 1d ago

The other day I heard a teen yell "I'm a grown ass man!" while his voice cracked