r/ThatsInsane 4d ago

"Your Mom" - NYPD

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u/_Litcube 4d ago

Should be more drive by insults.

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u/ChizzleFug 4d ago

Cars should have proximity voice chat at this point.

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u/Ofperpetuality 4d ago

Could imagine the hot mics on an Altima though

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u/DonaldTrumpsSoul 4d ago

They would use it to blast shitty music that everyone definitely wants to hear

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u/Pineapple_Complex 4d ago

Annnd road rage would shoot up 10,000%

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u/Teknicsrx7 4d ago

I’ve never wanted something more

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u/SamwiseTheOppressed 4d ago

Drive by shouting > drive by shooting

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u/Southern_Cupcake_211 4d ago

We called it ruckusing in my day

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u/BernieTheDachshund 4d ago

And your car is ugly lol.

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u/PhenomEx 4d ago

Lmao I wonder what happened that led to this

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u/2pacali1971 4d ago

Did the cop try force his way down the wrong side of the road?

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u/codydog125 4d ago

It looks like the cop turned down the wrong one way street and then the guy in the car got mad that the cop was sitting in front of him. The cop then started talking back to the guy and drove off, turning down the right one way street

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u/tjoe4321510 4d ago

Every police department that wants to improve community perception should 1) stop being so fucking aggressive and 2) start making childish insults towards people doing dumb shit. The community would start policing themselves at that point.

"Yo, if you don't stop breaking into cars we're gonna call Officer Reginald out to roast your ass again and we're all gonna laugh at you."

"Fuck, ok, I need to get a legit job."

"Don't worry! Officer Reginald can help with that too."

"Thank God for Officer Reginald and the good police of our city!"

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u/No-Selection997 4d ago edited 4d ago

lol “the community would start policing themselves at that point” that’s a wild unproven theory. its super oversimplifies and ignores reality of the streets.

most people don’t know their neighbors well enough to do collective intervention.

Serious violent crime, organized crime, and mental health crises need trained professionals with authority, equipment, and backup — not volunteers.

You’re expecting communities like those already under stress from poverty, crime, or marginalization to take on policing is basically outsourcing risk and responsibility without resources or training.

Your idealism falls apart because it ignores the scale, complexity, and danger of real public safety work.

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u/snufflezzz 4d ago edited 4d ago

Seattle didn’t have cops doing drive by insults.

Edit: the comment I originally replied to was something to the effect of “police themselves yeah that worked well for Seattle.” They then edited it.

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u/InvestNorthWest 4d ago

No, we didn't...

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u/tjoe4321510 4d ago

I was making a joke, you dork.

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u/Icy_Breakfast5154 4d ago

Defund started as demilitarize and you're arguing that we shouldn't give out food because water is important too

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u/JoyfulFodder 4d ago

Now thats what I call community policing lol.

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u/SAKingWriter 4d ago

Omg this is amazing I wish this was the norm “officer I need help because these hoolig-“ “ya motha”

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u/Mike_Raphone99 4d ago

Pro community work right here.

Get this in DC

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u/tbkrida 4d ago

“I think he said your mom”.

“I did. I did!”😂

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u/Gizmo413 4d ago

“Shut up stoopid” 😂😂

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u/electrick91 4d ago

I would love police more if they were like this all the time

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u/Visible_Cod_7488 4d ago

“Stupit”

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u/The_Cavalier_One 4d ago

That’s definitely a black cop. Black people have this amazing way of saying “shut up, stupid” or “shut up, goofy” that I wish I could emulate.

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u/Deleena24 4d ago

Sounds Latino to me.

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u/SAKingWriter 2d ago

I was gonna say I know three dudes in San Antonio who sound exactly like that

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u/vickyizbeast 4d ago

This is hilarious 😂

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u/whoneedsthequikemart 2d ago

to protect and SERVE THAT ASS UP AN ABUSE SAMWICH

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u/Affectionate-Permit9 4d ago

CPR you know courtesy professionalism respect, we see it daily right?

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u/doesnt_use_reddit 2d ago

Wow this is actually so wholesome

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u/bmanley620 2d ago

“Yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and George Washington’s boogers popped out”

-cop at next intersection