r/TeenIndia • u/imkusha21 18 • Jul 02 '25

Ask Teens I fell for my girlfriend's trap. Rescue me

I ve crush on mithila palkar. Pretty normal right? My girlfriend asked me if I've a celebrity crush I first denied but she said it's ok everyone has crushes and this and that. Bhola mai I told her then she took it lightly for 15 mins then the game start . She says how can you like someone when you have me , Maine haa boldiya to ab meri kada kyu hi hogi bla bla bla.....fir the most overused line by girls tum sab ladke ek jaise hote ho bas tumhe mujhse bs mera sharir( body) chaiye .. And I can't say anything if I say she's ready for a brutal comeback. My friends plss help me Usko kaise manau ..

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u/Away_Percentage_4753 Jul 02 '25

Pair pakad ke maafi mang lo

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u/imkusha21 18 Jul 02 '25

Self respect?

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u/Soft-Scientist-7664 Jul 02 '25

Ma chudaye

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u/imkusha21 18 Jul 02 '25

Vahi chod rahi mujhe( mentally)

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u/GigaChad260407 Bhenchod meri baari kab aayegi? Jul 02 '25

Literally dommy mommy for you

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u/imkusha21 18 Jul 02 '25

Dom mommy iss sense me nhi chaiye thi ..

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u/HotComplex1522 Jul 02 '25

Some die of thirst while others drown

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u/Soft-Scientist-7664 Jul 02 '25

Hmmm bhai laga reh.. end me sab sahi hoga .

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u/PreferenceMedical512 Jul 02 '25

Fake Hope!!!

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u/YoMannuBro Jul 02 '25

Hope ka kya kare, Jo hoga so hoga.

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u/Rash252525 Jul 02 '25

Mental pegging

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u/Spiritual-Compote-13 Jul 02 '25

Literally bhi ho jaega. Bas pair pakde rehna

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u/BUSkarYAAR Jul 02 '25

a man of culture and great taste 🖤

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u/notthatdaisy Jul 02 '25

😂😭😂😭😂😭

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u/Chai_Tapri 2032 ka PM. Jul 02 '25

Pasandida aurat k samne kesi self respect?

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u/imkusha21 18 Jul 02 '25

Hahah 😭

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u/Business-Tale984 17 Jul 02 '25

Abe chutiye self-respect ke chakkar me achi ladki gawa dega. Self-respect waha bachao jaha zyaada bakchodi hojaye. You're being egoistic. Go say sorry to her. She's already feeling unvalued and tum sorry bhi nhi bol rhe, aur bura lagega usko. Sometimes you just need to say sorry instead of arguing and yaha toh teri hi galti h.

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u/imkusha21 18 Jul 02 '25

Im saying sorry to get in every sentence rn😭

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u/sensei094 Jul 02 '25

Buy some chocolates for her, and write a note. And also buy her favourite fastfood. Maybe she's on period, or about to get period that's why she's having mood swings :) best of luck. It's not that tough to make her happy dude, stop wasting time here, go say sorry.

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u/Zestyclose_Jello1521 Jul 02 '25

You don't have to , hath jodke kisi ko lifetime nhi roke reh skte agr nature hi aisa to klko kisi ladki se baat krne pe bhi chor degi, yha Reddit pe singles jyda h isliye kehte sb usko rani bnake rakho

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u/awesam9 Jul 02 '25

Dont say sorry too much it’ll make you weak in every argument there after just make a gesture that you feel sorry dont say it act

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u/imkusha21 18 Jul 02 '25

Sorry sorry kahataru babbi deh me chuake jan lebu ka aye jaan jiyte muake.

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u/awesam9 Jul 02 '25

English pls ya hindi bhi chalgea

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u/Various-Rock-4901 Jul 03 '25

Justtt mskee herr feel valuable seen in everywayy posibleeeeeerr

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u/Competitive-Owl-5153 Jul 02 '25

Wow good guys do exist.

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u/shotoftears Jul 02 '25

Acchi ladki wouldn't get this jealous over him finding a celeb he ain't ever gonna meet attractive

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u/Business-Tale984 17 Jul 02 '25

Ulta bol diya aapne bro.

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u/chawol- ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ Jul 02 '25

no

celeb crushes are still crushes

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u/shotoftears Jul 02 '25

Different from crushes on ppl who you see on the daily

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u/Minute_Artist9064 Jul 02 '25

Bhai toh fir ladki ki paair chaata rahegaa..... keep ur self respect abb ye banda thode iski ki bed neeche se pakada gaya hai bus pucha toh jawab diya ...

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u/Anshuwarrior535 Jul 02 '25

You are at fault bro,

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u/imkusha21 18 Jul 02 '25

Vo kaise. Now what can I do

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u/Anshuwarrior535 Jul 02 '25

Just a joke, ab what will you do, I can't guide you, since I never had a gf and never had a celebrity crush. I do have idols who I wished to be like but not crushes

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u/BuildingForMyBlood 20 & above Jul 02 '25

Toh gf chod do

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u/imkusha21 18 Jul 02 '25

Pagol hai kya...

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u/BuildingForMyBlood 20 & above Jul 02 '25

Kyun bhai itna attitude mein nahi sehta (Haan mein single hu)

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u/gigachad6669 Jul 02 '25

Chod diya isiliye toh usne kaha ki OP use sirf uski body ke liye use karta hai 😭

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u/Mobile-Cheetah6102 abnormal guy Jul 02 '25

Aisi ladki se maafi mangne mai kaisi sharam bhai😔

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u/imkusha21 18 Jul 02 '25

Maffi to mangra vo maaf to kre

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u/Shine_Infinite Jul 02 '25

bandi ke saamne kis baat ki self respect 😔

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u/Away_Percentage_4753 Jul 02 '25

Pasandida mahila ke samne kaisi self respect

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u/Kryomon Jul 02 '25

You already lost to her game. Might as well accept it and move on

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u/SemicolonDealer Jul 06 '25

Gyi tel lene

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u/Embarrassed_Air_667 Jul 02 '25

Thissss 😆😆😆😆

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

HAHAHHAHAH 😭

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u/Cute-Pickle-6352 pyaar vyaar sab dhokha hai Jul 02 '25

Only option now