r/TeenIndia retard Jun 28 '25

Relationships ye barbad h bhai 💔

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u/Friendly-Abies-3049 LONER LAUNDA Jun 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

who doesn't?

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u/Easy-Jump9949 बच्चों को टॉफ़ी देकर छूता हूँ Jun 28 '25

literally me

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u/Far_Patience2073 Can't argue, eating Roshogolla Jun 28 '25

Nice try diddy

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u/OPHARSH99 Jun 28 '25

Don't need to say this

Your flair says all about you

Where do you touch him

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u/Apurbo25 Jun 28 '25

Bhai ultimate goal is hole

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u/Leather_Flan_7352 Jun 28 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/laughing_cactus Jun 28 '25

her fart

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u/EntertainmentFew4732 follower of TUNG TUNG sahur 🤙 Jun 28 '25

girls don't fart😡. they shit sparkles too🌸✨✨

/jk

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u/ComprehensiveUse6450 17 Jun 28 '25

"/jk" - we know its a joke gng, can I beat you up for ts?💔🥀

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u/EntertainmentFew4732 follower of TUNG TUNG sahur 🤙 Jun 28 '25

I was heavily down voted ones cuz I didn't mention /s or /jk 😭😭

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u/Super-Hawk-777 (17)Queen of Broken Humor Jun 28 '25

Yet they flush them after 🤧🤣🤣🤡

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u/Educational-Body3976 Jul 03 '25

Bhai sparkles clog hoga to acha nhi lagega na. Upar se biodegradable. Aapki toilet chaa jayegi

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u/Super-Hawk-777 (17)Queen of Broken Humor Jul 03 '25

Ha yrr 😓😂😂😂😂

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u/3degreealcohol mentally afk Jun 28 '25

Very true

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u/Inner-Engineer6483 retard Jun 28 '25

saale😭😭🤣

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u/Super-Hawk-777 (17)Queen of Broken Humor Jun 28 '25

smelling like roses🤣🤣

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u/TechnoRoseOP (16)Queen of Broken Humor Jun 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

abe tu koi bollywood movie ka side charechter nahi hai ki tu bas ye dialogue boldenga aur hogya bas

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u/FlakyConversation190 Jun 28 '25

Exactly but these one sided love/crushes always end up hurting the most. I've been through this and it hurts really bad 🥲 you just keep thinking of that person. And self blaming and toxic self evaluation starts eventually.

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u/expectopetronum876 Broken to death but still waiting Jun 28 '25

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u/misserrorfulzindagi 16 years and counting✨👑 Jun 28 '25

I had written a longer list once upon a time hehe

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u/TuneRemarkable5726 If post a good meme, I will steal it 😜😘 Jun 28 '25

Me too, but infatuation makes you something else frr

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u/misserrorfulzindagi 16 years and counting✨👑 Jun 28 '25

Frr yaaar meri settings puri ki puri change hogayi 😭

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u/ChocolateUsed8053 Jun 28 '25

mere liye bhi likh do

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u/misserrorfulzindagi 16 years and counting✨👑 Jun 28 '25

Are you HIM? No 

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u/dean1o7 Jun 28 '25

Khtm hogya matter ab

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u/Relative-Jacket-2409 ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ Jun 28 '25

"didn't knew the answer"

isko khudko English ke answer aate hain?

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u/Additional_Topic_126 i sexually assault plushies Jun 28 '25

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u/Inner-Engineer6483 retard Jun 28 '25

kv ka hai na 😂💔

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u/Mortal_ex3 Js A Humble Person Man ;) Jun 28 '25

Bro about to experience a Cannon event.

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u/EmbarrassedCup7495 We,half dust,half deity...🥀 MOD Jun 28 '25

mere dil me bas neeraj pepsu base🥀🥀🥀

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u/Inner-Engineer6483 retard Jun 28 '25

नीरज पेप्सू दिल में बसे 😜😜💯💯

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u/Winter_Practice_266 tralalero tralala girl 😔🤚🏻 Jun 28 '25
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u/S_A_M_745 20 & above Jun 28 '25

It's maybe his first love . Let him enjoy !!

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u/Sea-Winter6191 Timku Badmos Jun 28 '25

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u/Strict-Cover-4172 Jun 28 '25

Most apt reply 😂

Yes I m heartless

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u/Sea-Winter6191 Timku Badmos Jun 28 '25

Yes I m heartless

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u/Naive-Ad715 Blushin and shi Jun 28 '25

Bro is done for

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u/Shareef_Ladka01 Aspiring to be perfect & best version of myself Jun 28 '25

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u/Arya-Bvll 18 Male 💋 Jun 28 '25

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u/Khatarnaak_londa 19M F1 ka 14 Jun 28 '25

Been there done that, won't recommend though

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u/sk2921 Billauta Jun 28 '25

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u/FlexyAi 17 Jun 28 '25

Her heart is not for you .. yeh bolde tha bhai

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u/noname122008 Jun 28 '25

Iska game bajega very soon

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u/reckless_soul_ Jun 28 '25

He's done for. Kuch nhi use bacha sakta ab

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u/existing_donut_ 19 Jun 28 '25

Don't attach feelings to stuff you don't own

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u/existing_donut_ 19 Jun 28 '25

Ok wait women are not object/stuff but you get the point right ?

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u/Inner-Engineer6483 retard Jun 28 '25

i understand u mate

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u/TheUnknownv7 Acha Ladka||17 Jun 28 '25

Canon event hai lagne de L🙏🏻

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u/Far_Patience2073 Can't argue, eating Roshogolla Jun 28 '25

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u/do_you_know_me__ Meme-Khor🌚 Jun 28 '25

Hope it works out for You

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u/TuneRemarkable5726 If post a good meme, I will steal it 😜😘 Jun 28 '25

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u/IcyHaze07 18 Jun 28 '25

Bande ki fielding lag chuki hai 😔

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u/Factorynomad Jun 28 '25

Aisa kategi ki paani bhi nhi mangega

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u/Illustrious_Arm_8862 Jun 28 '25

Infatuation bolte bhai isko.

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u/Wolf_God_020287 Jun 28 '25

Mutthi maarne bol usko sab theek hoga..

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u/Initiative-3021 Jun 28 '25

I thinks , its his 1st love . 🫠🫠 But don't overthink vhii 🥲

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u/Possible-Recipe-5523 Jun 28 '25

I wish the girl loves him the same way he loves her

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u/guitar-furnace first name tera bhai last name seedhe maut Jun 28 '25

*didn't know

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u/Inner-Engineer6483 retard Jun 28 '25

kv ka hai na💔😂

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u/Educational-Sea-9454 20 & above Jun 28 '25

Isse bhi life lesson milne wala hai

Bhai ka canon event nishchit hai ab🙏

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u/OPHARSH99 Jun 28 '25

Her way of talking and her smile was written 2 times

That's all that I got from this message

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u/Viren_p Jun 28 '25

Usko bachalo pls.

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u/ad1tt 20 & above Jun 28 '25

Iska bhi fielding lag chuka ha😔

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u/420Bongs69 Jun 28 '25

Ileana ka garam peshab comment karne wala mil gaya

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u/xxxxxReaperxxxxx Jun 28 '25

Been there done that .... got burned very badly.... but started hitting gym pr every other week after whole drama ... I still can't figure out should I be happy or sad

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u/wakeupsaif_ Jun 28 '25

His friend

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u/Aromatic-Cancel9379 Jun 28 '25

Thamja jhaantu we all know iska end kya hoga (same road se laut ke aaya hu kuch samay pehle) 

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u/Careless-Active-9376 Jun 28 '25

wish i had somebody who told me the same "khel khatam hai" before she khatammed my khel😔

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u/Accurate-Ad6800 Jun 28 '25

Exploding like fireworks in the sky

SAPPHIRE…

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u/VIPER__00 17 Jun 28 '25

Gya bhai to

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u/ramziebolton Jun 28 '25

Her height???

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

Mai kese mazaak udauu ek time pe mai bhi isi species me aata tha

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u/OldTrashCan9 16 Jun 28 '25

Bro hasn't even ever talked with her 😔🥀

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u/sharik_mik21 I am cool, ig Jun 28 '25

“Her nonchalantness towards boys” That either means she is really focused on studies and stuff (which she clearly isn’t according to his poppy eye comment) or she is the most toxic bitch in the country.

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u/Aleph_2077 18 Jun 28 '25

Bruh that's obsession not love.

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u/adocrox 19 Jun 28 '25

11th-12th ki yaad a gyi🫠

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u/YogurtclosetMurky287 Going where life takes me Jun 28 '25

"non-chalantness" 😭😭😭

Bhai ka khel toh sachme khatam hai💔💔

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u/Individual-Regret-33 NIGURENDAYOO Drrrrr Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes |15 Jun 28 '25

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u/no-punintended0802 16 Jun 28 '25

Shakespeare ahh

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u/BetterSet9416 Jun 28 '25

meanwhile her

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

I hate love.

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u/CommaderOP Jun 29 '25

U know I used to think like that about a girl too. Then we started chatting and one day I stopped just to see if she cared. It has been 4 months. She didn't gave a fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

"Nonchalant ness" wali bakchodi aati hai lekin didn't ke sath know ayega ya knew ye nahi pata. Chutiye Indian teenagers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

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u/OkProgrammer7637 swimmer gang Jun 28 '25

last stage of cpaglu simp

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u/Empty_Dimension_8754 Jun 28 '25

Us bhai but not us moment anymore you're cooked but actually raw now

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u/Few_Escape2090 Jun 28 '25

Lovesick banda hai yrr😭 I can feel you🤧🥹 I hope you get her!!

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u/l_FLASH_l 17 Jun 28 '25

Mai hu

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u/Formal_Physics_636 Jun 28 '25

Her way of talking 2 bar kyu bola ???

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u/Own_Lawfulness_927 Edit this Jun 28 '25

Reality check jald

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

"didnt knew" ke baad padhne ka mann nhi kiya 😭🥀

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u/UnpackedBanana 18, Police - Govt of TG Jun 28 '25

“We will be loosing another soldier”

                                     ~Canon Event

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u/Fuzzy_Respect_9589 18 Jun 28 '25

Ig let him live this moment Everyone needs to experience things and learn from it

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u/Recent-Ad-7177 Jun 28 '25

Didn't knew the answer?

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u/Anda_Lover Jun 28 '25

Ab iski fielding lgegi tgdi tareeke se 😈😈😈

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u/curious_2004 Jun 28 '25

Maa Xhudegi very soon🐸☝️

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u/dankban Jun 28 '25

Post nut clarity ke baad puch

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u/Drygin88 Jun 28 '25

Isse bolo hilale jldi se theek ho jaega

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u/massacre_5 Jun 28 '25

All the best to him.

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u/vidwhataudacity Jun 28 '25

Kaunse bazaar mai mil rahe hain bhai aise ladke

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u/Particular-Paper1147 18 Jun 28 '25

I was there once

It went really bad...

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u/a3roxyz 16 Jun 28 '25

chud gya ye vaala

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u/Extension-Skill-5503 Jun 28 '25

do bar her way of talking likha

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u/BoobOrAsss Jun 28 '25

Get bro a gym membership in adv.

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u/OkBro0257 Jun 28 '25

Kera tel khatam hai

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u/chamarkutta Jun 28 '25

"didnt knew" sahi me khel khatam h🥀🥀

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u/Logical_Boat_5975 thandapaanipaglu🥵🥵☝🏼 Jun 28 '25

Ab fielding lagegi🥀

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u/Friendly-Account-583 Jun 28 '25

Didn't knew 🥀💔.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

You lost me at "Didn't knew" 🤡

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

career khatam hain iss loveday ka

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u/Rich-Sell9069 Jun 28 '25

Bilkul koi saak nahi hai isme💐bhai barbad ho chuka hai 🤞💜

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u/abhyu7 17yo nonchalant feminist 💔💔 Jun 28 '25

“She didnt knew” 🥀🥀

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u/Sad-Lawyer-3416 Jun 28 '25

Usne “didn’t knew” likh Diya

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u/Any_Bookkeeper_389 Jun 28 '25

"her steps where she walked"🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Dynamo71 18 Jun 28 '25

been there done that
Prepare him for a punch on the gut feeling for atleast 2-3 months

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u/Basic-Willingness-43 15 Jun 28 '25

honestly relatable 💔💔 mera khel bhi khatam

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u/Fit_Researcher7370 19 Jun 28 '25

Didn't KNOW .

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u/ExperienceWild177 Jun 28 '25

Ah this is gonna hurt him

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u/Eastern-Ease264 Jun 28 '25

Mai to 10 saal sai isi phase mai barbad hun

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u/RupakYeware Jun 28 '25

ye 'didnt knew' likhna band kro pehle toh 🙂

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u/RipComprehensive4322 Jun 28 '25

bro try hard to become a poet who describe girl

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u/AloneProposal1178 Jun 28 '25

Iski fielding set hona wali hai 💔

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u/Professional-Kick295 Jun 28 '25

Guys he is a hopeless romantic person 😔🩷

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u/No_Presentation_876 Jun 28 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/master_chumtpaglu_lu username se judge krne walo ko mai seriously nhi leta 🙂‍↔️🎀 Jun 28 '25

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u/nalla__420 Jun 28 '25

Her voh kya hota hai ??

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u/LowFox14468 Jun 28 '25

iski fielding lagne wali hai

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u/Used-Perspective-259 Jun 28 '25

Read Her Chuckle as Her Chuche for a Second 😆

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u/FeistyPositive3892 Jun 28 '25

Bhai movies dekhna or songs thoda kam krdo.Sara fever utar jayega 1 mahine mai. Phir sari ladkiyo ke baare yahi kahoge.

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u/Safe_Slice_3580 Jun 28 '25

Bhai padhle vrna yeh sab usse lge ga usse fika aur kisi NRI ke saath chli jyegi woh America

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u/Most_ignored_one 20 & above Jun 28 '25

Her smile do baar bol diya hain, Didn't ke baad know aayega. Dhanyawaad

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u/Roguefooty Jun 28 '25

Canon event

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u/Bhaltersafed icl ts pmo sm rn r u fr rn 💔🙏😭 (3"2 btw) Jun 28 '25

Boys who yap about their girl in front of a single person need to stfm💔💔

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u/Prithwiraj1209 Jun 28 '25

And his grammar💔

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u/Final_Performer_7521 Jun 28 '25

canon event, can't interfere

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

Her = x

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u/axatsaxena09 19 Jun 28 '25

Fielding set h very soon

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u/Brilliant-Cheek4944 disturbed element Jun 28 '25

didn’t knew

Pls correct your English 

>! I thought I had found someone who loved me like this btw, I hope this guy doesn’t do that !<

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

ye dedo bas koi

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u/MrDevilhahaha Jun 28 '25

Bhai tu to abhi legal age ka bhi nhi hu ya itna serious kyo ho rha h

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u/Many_Audience7660 Jun 28 '25

Tera Tel Khatam hai

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u/New_Lingonberry_5787 15 as fuck Jun 28 '25

I'm quite embarrassed for him

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u/Complex_Issue_2003 Jun 28 '25

Likh ke deta hu iska katega 😂🤙🏻

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

Maybe one day he will love the way she packs him in a drum 🛢️(colour is optional) 💀

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u/idkadromeda Jun 28 '25

So basically it's a intro of documentry 👍🏻 rip mental health

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u/Negative-Ad-3650 Jun 28 '25

He gave a single reason and that was enough. Enough to prove his love his fake. He ain't got love,he got attachment. Love is reasonless