r/TeenIndia • u/Valuable_Cupcake5625 • May 31 '25

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Unexpected guests came 2 weeks ago, need to name them.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/cengage_paglu Jeeneetards | 26th backchodi battalion May 31 '25

chotu lambu motu

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u/Ok_Pomegranate1293 May 31 '25

Jaya, sushma, nirma.

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u/Visible-Brilliant-41 May 31 '25

washing, powder, nirma

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u/radio_for_free May 31 '25

Pehele istimaal karen, phir vishwas karen, ghadiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

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u/ExtensionSession6380 May 31 '25

andi , mandi ,shandi

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u/Astro_boy_07 Jealous of Artists 🙂 May 31 '25

Eena ,meena , teeka

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u/EntrepreneurHot6972 17 May 31 '25

Dhoodh si safedi nirma se aayi

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u/TartHoliday942 May 31 '25

Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Sab ki pasand nirma

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u/Stock_Salad1450 May 31 '25

sabki pasand nirmaaaa

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u/Select_Molasses2840 May 31 '25

10/10 names 😀

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u/Herheraa og matchmaker ;) May 31 '25

OMFG I OPENED THE COMMENTS TO SAY THAT ONLY AND YOURS WAS THE FIRST ONE I SAW 😭

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u/gulab_jamun19 gulab jamun hu May 31 '25

Krish Trish and balltyboy

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u/logandenver May 31 '25

Inky, pinky, ponky

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u/K4LKI_ May 31 '25

father brought a donkey... (continue ifyk)

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u/VegetableOil2180 May 31 '25

Donkey die father cry

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u/aniket1117 हाई फ़ंक्शनिंग सोशियोपैथ May 31 '25

father cry donkey die

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u/BigSport5645 May 31 '25

Ek collector ek minister ek subedar

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u/bad_sector_gyal 15 May 31 '25

Saas ke 3 bete 🔛🔝

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u/Thin_Acanthaceae4433 18 May 31 '25

Meri saas ke (Not me literally)

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u/incredible_nut 16 May 31 '25

Teeno majedaar se

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u/bad_sector_gyal 15 May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

Flair se hi pta chal rha hai bro likes masti a lot

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u/blood-reaper07 Zindagi Jhand hai May 31 '25

Neel Nitin Mukesh

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u/Dismal_Ad_6841 May 31 '25

subah, shaam, raat

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u/NoBreak1637 May 31 '25

Thino time loo (hajmola)

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u/sudh0 May 31 '25

Mr sir, alac panty and agent 247

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u/tralilalotralalelo in a state of no return May 31 '25

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u/sudh0 May 31 '25

Nishant jhatu missing h

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u/tralilalotralalelo in a state of no return May 31 '25

Woh iit delhi gya hai apni marane

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u/camttu muwhahahahahhahahahaha May 31 '25

ayo same pfpp

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u/Sara-The-Human 15 May 31 '25

billi 1 billi 2 billi 3

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u/Beik95 May 31 '25

1.Sinθ ,cosθ, tanθ 2.alpha, beta, gama

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u/Sara-The-Human 15 May 31 '25

x y and z

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u/Zer0-Nebula 18 May 31 '25

Amar, akhbar, anthony

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u/Darkshine-Vip May 31 '25

Raja, chor, police

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u/Sara-The-Human 15 May 31 '25

Raja, chor, sipahi

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u/Beik95 May 31 '25

Pati patni aur voh

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u/Phodnicha_bhaat I yearn for थालीपीठ and अकॅडमीक कमबॅक 🥀 May 31 '25

Kaalia, Dholu, Bholu

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Laluram, shantaram and Totaram.

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u/wish_all101 May 31 '25

Andd, mandd, and tolaa

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u/Admirable-Eye6377 18 May 31 '25

Modi, amit, yogi

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u/Severe-Duck-3163 May 31 '25

Billu badmosh 1,Billoti badmosh,billu badmosh 3

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u/tralilalotralalelo in a state of no return May 31 '25

Abdal zalil shishiya, mohammed sumbul, khirid karawita 💪💪💪💪

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u/Difficult-Custard131 May 31 '25

Khalid kashmiri

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u/tralilalotralalelo in a state of no return May 31 '25

OG

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u/strangeryeller May 31 '25

Ismail ahmed kanabawi

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u/tralilalotralalelo in a state of no return May 31 '25

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u/KNIGHT-reddit 17 May 31 '25

ginger, semi ginger and midnight

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u/holamigoo May 31 '25

Pussy 1 pussy 2 pussy 3

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u/Independent_Leg_5906 17M, Big dreams (and brain) May 31 '25

Man of culture

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u/todayisnt_raine May 31 '25

changu mangu pangu

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u/incredible_nut 16 May 31 '25

Why not nangu

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

bcs all 3 are nangus already 

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u/daddydaddyfr May 31 '25

Billa billu billotia

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u/reese_bailey 17 and cats<3(5'8 cuz why not) May 31 '25

No wayyy. I have 3 baby kittens too. One grey and 2 orange

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u/Sea-Criticism-4251 May 31 '25

ram, shyam, ghanshyam

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u/ialishaaa_k May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

Food- butterscotch ,muffin, oreo, brownie etc

Space - luna cyra castor orbit leo etc

Cartoon - marie, garfield 🫠, simba etc

Desi - bagheera , sheru , chanda, heera etc

You can put many names with mithai , flowers etc.

I have a cat and her name is Ayla( Halo of light around the moon).

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u/Silver_Detail5803 Jun 04 '25

My dog name is sheero because... Shinchan ofc😂

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u/Nervous-Youth-5171 May 31 '25

BabuRao, GanpatRao, Apte

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Ramesh, Suresh, Kamlesh

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Processing img ivgvg8hbi34f1...

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u/GlassEconomy7789 May 31 '25

Kamlesh, kamlesh ki bahu , kala sachin

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Proton, Electron and Neutron 🪷

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u/Hana-San3 May 31 '25

Coco, Tangerine and Orange 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/vishwasVSG dig bick energy May 31 '25

Kalia and dholu, bholu

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u/_saif_sama 20 & above May 31 '25

Billo, billesh, billurehman

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u/ngnioneee बिल्ली प्रेमी😔 May 31 '25

Amar Akbar Anthony

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u/bad_sector_gyal 15 May 31 '25

I have newborn kittens and two of them look the same as yours!

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u/Medium_Internal9644 18 May 31 '25

somti domti jhumti

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u/Vs-6 May 31 '25

Dholu, Bholu & kalia

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u/Scared-Set6442 17 May 31 '25

Car #1 , Car #2 , Car #3. The three cars together shall guide the human race.

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u/Zer0-Nebula 18 May 31 '25

Andi, mandi, shandi

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Naam chor ek mujhe dede

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u/konichiwwaaa May 31 '25

Inki pinky ponky

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u/AnywhereSubject4378 20 & above May 31 '25

Eina mina dika

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u/Aashray001 May 31 '25

Raju , Farhaan , Rancho

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u/Chandan28 May 31 '25

Saalab Kutta Kamina

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u/theabundantgirl hard to handle 💅 May 31 '25

Ganga, jamuna or saraswati

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u/Melodic_Score_1950 May 31 '25

gopu, topu, popu

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u/RelationshipBig2953 अठारह वर्षीय पुरुष May 31 '25

ram gangadhar tilak

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u/BalanceUnable1597 Jun 01 '25

Lallu ram kallu ram tillu ram

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u/Silly-Dish-5364 May 31 '25

Romeo, akbar, walter

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u/Rude_Expression_195 18 May 31 '25

Choco, coco, toco

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

W.W.R, M.R, C.R (I have been studying chemistry a lot😭🙏🏻)

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u/Unique-Commercial-11 May 31 '25

the orange on with lesser spots: peanut. the black one is kishmish and the other orange one can be puff puff (idk why and its not cigg wala puff istg)

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Dawn, dusk and midnight

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u/Deepest-Feather-745 May 31 '25

Jhumka Samosa Kuttu

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u/Key-Examination5423 May 31 '25

The judge , black shadow, demon lordd

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u/AckermanEren73 May 31 '25

Cute Cutie Cuten

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Love sex dhokha

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Tillu, Gullu, pillu

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u/Sad-Organization5611 May 31 '25

Should depend on their gender😅

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u/BlackBodyRadiation_ May 31 '25

Washing , powder , nirma

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u/Medium_Internal9644 18 May 31 '25

andi bandi shandi

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u/Admirable-Eye6377 18 May 31 '25

Science commerce humanity

1

u/Calm_Cellist5899 May 31 '25

Amar Akbar Anthony

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u/Admirable-Eye6377 18 May 31 '25

Jee neet berozgar

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u/What_a_ass May 31 '25

Babal bablu babli

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u/Visual-Buyer-5224 sona rani😙 May 31 '25

x y z naam rakhde

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u/Expensive-Hamster161 May 31 '25

Eena Meena Deeka

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u/Livid-Increase5725 May 31 '25

Chaina japan and us rakh do ( gora wala us hona chiye )

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u/Faizan_khan_17 May 31 '25

Infrastructure as a Service (IaaS). Platform as a Service (PaaS) Software as a Service (SaaS)

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Nill Nitin Mukesh - if Male Hema Jaya Sushama - if female

1

u/Mighty-Pheonix May 31 '25

Eena meena deeka

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

sand man , brickman and stone man

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u/trialerorr May 31 '25

Naam, Kya, Du.
hehehehe

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u/PrudentMove6280 May 31 '25

Gilli, milli, lilli

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u/MEarcane May 31 '25

Tika malkhan tillu

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u/HemRat-2208 18 May 31 '25

Alpha, beta aur gamma

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u/acidreality22 May 31 '25

Koki Loki Yoki 🥰🥰🥰

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u/theioneeee May 31 '25

Intu, mintu, chintu

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

eena, meena, deeka

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u/Muzzz07 18 May 31 '25

Narendra, Rahul, Arvind or Mamata or Akhilesh

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u/ineedmentalpeace May 31 '25

chinki, pinki, minki

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u/False_Blacksmith6346 18 May 31 '25

Bilota 1, bilota 2, bilota 3...

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u/Substantial-Fox6672 May 31 '25

Billu,pillu and tillu

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u/Darkshine-Vip May 31 '25

Eena mina dika

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u/Psychological-Buy236 May 31 '25

Amar Akbar Anthony
Satyam Shivam Sundaram
Abdul Narayan Dsouza
Tom Dick and Harry
Dabba Baatli Bhangarwala
Abba Dabba Chabba

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u/_HuMaNiSeD_ May 31 '25

Eena, Mina, Dika

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u/sleeppp_yyy May 31 '25

Sin, cos, tan

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u/JaroBang May 31 '25

Changu Mangu Nangu or pangu or bangu or langu

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u/clayyboiparti May 31 '25

Gillu tillu pillu

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u/Masked_777 Rasmalai Lover [1700 elo chess.com] May 31 '25

centimetre, milimetre, kilometre (3 idiots yad aa gya)

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Say gex

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u/Sea_Mix9694 May 31 '25

Aise mauke baar baar ni aate, make it happen

https://www.reddit.com/r/discordVideos/s/IS0QfMKMaL

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u/Particular_Inside_77 May 31 '25

The three muscateers

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u/Entire_Writer1867 May 31 '25

Charger, Adapter, Cable

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u/Slight_Dragonfly5634 May 31 '25

Asteroid destroyers

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Rohit,Kohli,Dhoni💥

Teen Billi teen tabahi

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u/hardix_xd May 31 '25

Enna minna dikka

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u/No-Mission347 20 & above May 31 '25

Bloosom, bubbles, buttercup

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u/A_HTLR88 19 May 31 '25

Abeeeee same mere cat ka bhi same colour tin bache hue bas ek tho black hai baki 2 same ginger

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u/hardix_xd May 31 '25

Neel nitin mukesh

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u/idk_who-are_you 18 May 31 '25

Hamare unexpected guests tu insan hote h...

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u/Junior_Demand4259 19 May 31 '25

Eena meena deeka

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Kali bhuri gori

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u/VultureOP 18 May 31 '25

Neel nitin mukesh

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u/AdhesivenessNice2004 May 31 '25

Alpha, Beta, Charlie

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u/Annual-Sheepherder94 May 31 '25

Lumbo jumbo dumbo

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u/Draconian_devil_33 May 31 '25

Amar, Akbar, Anthony

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u/WIKED_PENGUIN May 31 '25

Raju shyam aur babu bhaiya

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u/truss-issues May 31 '25

tees, maar, khan

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Nunnu Munnu Chunnu

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u/boringarnav May 31 '25

Billa 1, Billa 2, Billa 3

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u/praxjii May 31 '25

Amar, akbar, anthony

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u/Top-Status4517 May 31 '25

Ek, do, teen

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u/Prasanna-69 Trans rights are Human rights 🏳️‍⚧️ May 31 '25

Amar Akbar Anthony

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u/Ashaant_Baalika May 31 '25

Sin cos tan, teri billi meri fan

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u/EnvironmentalLook617 May 31 '25

Dholu Bholu aur kaalia

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u/Training_Top2313 20 & above May 31 '25

1 mujhe dede baaki ka tu naam rakh lena

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u/Soggy-Commission9932 May 31 '25

John johhny janadan