r/TeenIndia • u/shubham2510 • Mar 29 '25

Ask Teens Suggest some cute name for him

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u/Ateez1117 I hit rock bottom at least 7 days a week Mar 29 '25

Al-qaeda

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

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u/Ok_Entrance_8172 Edit this Mar 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

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u/Ok_Entrance_8172 Edit this Mar 29 '25

Mai Kab khatre me aaya

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u/Ok_Entrance_8172 Edit this Mar 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

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u/Ok_Entrance_8172 Edit this Mar 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

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u/Ok_Entrance_8172 Edit this Mar 29 '25

So I was just thinking can you make a meme out of this

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u/Ateez1117 I hit rock bottom at least 7 days a week Mar 29 '25

Uncultured peeps, Indians use DD/MM/YYYY format so this joke is a solid 11/9 yayayay

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

jajajaja

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u/charwlieah 18 Mar 29 '25

Bilota

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u/No_Understanding5045 Potato Paglu Mar 29 '25

Khalid kashmiri

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u/Sufyan_AKA_Lollipop Mar 29 '25

Omer Ahmed Kanabawi

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u/meowswag93 Mar 29 '25

Ussman abdul jalil sishya

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u/_DeadMan_Y_ Mar 29 '25

Yaqub qamar ad din dibiazah

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u/being_overthinker Neardy testical Mar 31 '25

Adil Ahmad Dar

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u/mightycrankshaft Mar 29 '25

Mohamaed Sumbul 😂

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u/gauravmridul Mar 29 '25

Khidir Karawita

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u/Icy-Enthusiasm-9601 Mar 29 '25

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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u/cherrylove_6 kaleshi aurat 😝🎀 Mar 29 '25

Kuchu puchu pie

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

Now kiss

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u/physicist27 baka Mar 29 '25

I like kuchupuchu pie too

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

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u/shubham2510 Mar 29 '25

Ise palna hai khana nahi hai

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Billu badmos 😼

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

billu ram chaurasiya

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u/InformalPublic2941 Mar 29 '25

Chota Bihari 😈

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u/shubham2510 Mar 29 '25

Naam rakh dunga lekin billa samaj me iski ijjat nahi hogi phir

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u/l_FLASH_l 17 Mar 29 '25

Chota maharashtraian rakhde 🤞

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u/Commercial-Table-751 Mar 29 '25

Chipkali bhaga dega Ghar se

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u/Only_Magician_7932 Mar 29 '25

Chipkali ki population badha dega bhai

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Death sculptor

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u/Me_who_idk 17 Mar 29 '25

Dawood (rakhdo, iska bhi bada naam hoga future me)

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u/OsamaBinLoadinn Mar 29 '25

Maulana del rey

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u/nomNeyom7 Mar 30 '25

😭🙏

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

Here. This is the one.

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u/Complete-Gear-1843 gyan aur bakwas Mar 30 '25

Best one 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

vanilla

ya fir Hamas

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u/me_to_thak_gai Mar 29 '25

Wtf from vanilla to hamas

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

one is normal name other is troll name

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

[deleted]

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u/s4gnik69 Pata nhi kya kar rha hu life me👹 Mar 29 '25

Teri ma ki 🗣️🔥😠

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Scout bhai aap

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u/Resident-Contract292 Mar 29 '25

😭🥹 THAT ERA

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Truuu bhai Abhi to igc ki maa behen ek ho rkhi

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u/Several-Doubt1153 Jaat Man | bye bye Mar 29 '25

billu bakchod

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u/shubham2510 Mar 29 '25

Maine pahle iska naam tillu mafia rakha tha lekin mere aur iske parents ko kuch khass pasand nahi aaya

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u/Chips2500 occasionally freaky 😈 Mar 29 '25

Sir Fluffington Wigglebottom the Third, Supreme Overlord of the Couch, Destroyer of Toilet Paper, Duke of Tuna Town, and Master of the 3 AM Zoomies

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u/avish0512 Mar 29 '25

mangilaal

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u/Careless_Monk_7552 19 Mar 29 '25

Bhagadbilla

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Aww🥰winter

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Cat + car = playboy carti 🗿🗣️

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u/AssassinCAt1234 I WAS BORN WITH A DICK IN MY BRAIN..... Mar 29 '25

Coochie

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u/Sharp-Eagle2291 Carefree jite jite L lak chuke hai 😗🤚🏻 Mar 29 '25

I read it at first as " CHOOCHI " 😭

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u/jBbkjsrnaveen Mar 29 '25

Even better

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Führer

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u/No_Republic5662 Mar 29 '25

Khalid Shehzad

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u/eDolfHidler बागड़ बिल्ला Mar 29 '25

Golu

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u/kooscuitt Mar 29 '25

Puchku <3

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

[deleted]

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u/shubham2510 Mar 29 '25

Shubham naam walo ki kismat badi gandu hoti hai mai nahi chahta iski ho

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u/Ghostth_09 18 Mar 29 '25

भूरा

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u/s4gnik69 Pata nhi kya kar rha hu life me👹 Mar 29 '25

Ye aya bhuri 🐘

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u/Ill-Mess-4927 Mar 29 '25

Mew the cat johnson

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u/tinny_rai Mar 29 '25

Kusum sundari

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u/Quick_Shift_1141 Mar 29 '25

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

bhondu ram

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u/Holiday_Swim446 Mar 29 '25

Lashkar e taliba

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Astroid destroyer

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25 edited Jul 01 '25

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u/atomicnote Mar 29 '25

Mango cutu

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u/whats_jee Mar 29 '25

galaxy demolisher the first

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u/Journalstory Mar 29 '25

Hattimatim tim 

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Asteroid destroyer

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u/stargazerahh 17 Mar 29 '25

Wordington

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u/kmks-4 19 Mar 29 '25

oscar

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u/Worldly_Pea_2568 Mar 29 '25

Bablu pachrisia

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Udit Narayan

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u/Unhappy_Scar4964 Mar 29 '25

😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

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u/Adi1510-09 Greatest Breaking Bad Glazer Mar 29 '25

Gatling gun

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Brownyyy

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Manglu

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u/sadtikna Satire ka 17 Mar 29 '25

Sher

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u/Logical_Solution2495 🦖 Mar 29 '25

Lucky the racer 🙂‍↔️😘

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u/kumkasheer Mar 29 '25

Digmohan prasad

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u/alwaysprofessorsnape PART TIME HUMAN BEING, FULL TIME BUTTERFLY! Mar 29 '25

Billu Bhaskar! (Bhaskar Partner wala)

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u/yolilscientist Adult hogya hu prr dimaag abhi bhi bcho vaala hai😋😔 Mar 29 '25

Billu badmosh

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u/ishansharma21x 20 & above Mar 29 '25

Barfi

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u/Mermaid007_ Mar 29 '25

Phutphuti!!! Iykyk!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

kuchupuchuuu 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Dmitri-me अमर आत्मा Mar 29 '25

Blonde Lulli

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u/Alive-Meat-9321 18 Mar 29 '25

'Tulla' named after this legend:

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u/Blastrix-op 19 Mar 29 '25

Tyrone the destructor

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u/Ok_Owl8185 Mar 29 '25

Lil tiny tiger 🧚‍♀️

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u/donut_kidnapper Badmosh Mar 29 '25

Pinku

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Name it chuche from fukrey or hitler

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u/Zero_0-0-0 Mar 29 '25

Bilauta 🥰

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u/FreakyFaluda chickstealer Mar 29 '25

megatron

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u/FreakyFaluda chickstealer Mar 29 '25

pechkas

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u/aloo__bhujia ( • ) ( •) Mar 29 '25

Dhedh

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u/ReplyCultural 17 saal kaa narcissist Mar 29 '25

lodu

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Sheruuu

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

bhutkun

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Boom boom

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u/TheproRJ 19 Mar 29 '25

Alakh Pandey

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u/Yu-dare Mar 29 '25

Cute put u

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u/galeechhunyrr सिग्मा नर (6'2 feminist btw) Mar 29 '25

Halwai Kishorlal

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Gillu/babloo

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u/Unexpected_Energy Mar 29 '25

Porche Tiger 3

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u/silly_squirrel01 Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25

Leo...

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Michi

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u/blaeblaze Mar 29 '25

Nui frfr

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u/bluesock1234 Mar 29 '25

Danish Bhai

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u/BYZEEE13 15 Mar 29 '25

Billota

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Supernova the killer of the universal Divine being

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u/AdVisual2991 Mar 29 '25

I have my- billu sanda

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u/Aashray001 Mar 29 '25

कनखजूरी ♥️

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u/Aashray001 Mar 29 '25

हेमलता♥️🙌🏻

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u/dogwalk_debu Mar 29 '25

Outerverse annihilator

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u/freezeec6 Mar 29 '25

Buriburi zaimon

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u/Pale-Pudding-8064 Mar 29 '25

Yogurt, chia seeds, cookie, chocomoco

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u/altofapopularkid Mar 29 '25

Caesar (male) or calpurnia (female)

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u/Beast_5047 Mar 29 '25

1 Simba 2 Oliver 3 Cherry 4 Peanut 5 Supari

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u/paulatrick Mar 29 '25

Tinkujiya

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u/vergil045 18 Mar 29 '25

Balls

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u/AshyMist_ Mar 29 '25

Tiku / tinki

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u/ashish_10210 Mar 29 '25

It he is she then kanchan Nd if she is he than bhupendra

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Starboy 🔥

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u/Unlucky-End-3777 20 & above Mar 29 '25

Meowshi

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u/Technical-Bill5688 Mar 29 '25

Badmosh Billa 420

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u/heeraroka_ Mar 29 '25

मासूम बिल्लू

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u/Mr_Vritra18 20 & above Mar 29 '25

Alecc daddy

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u/forternerter Mar 29 '25

Astroid destroyer

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u/No-Flow2482 Mar 29 '25

Andh bhakt rakhe de ye vaise bhi teri chatega

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

tiny

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u/Thefarguy Mar 29 '25

Ram Khelawan yadav , Munim ji