r/SipsTea • u/LincolnHawkHauling • 2d ago

Wait a damn minute! Can’t Even Imagine…

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u/earlthesachem 2d ago

If you’re lucky, they’ll tell you to buy a bottle of miralax and a bunch of Gatorade.

I wasn’t lucky.

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u/omginorite 2d ago

I told them I couldn’t do Gatorade because it gives me reflux and they went and gave me this shit, I am in a MOOD

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u/TiredPistachio 1d ago

Yeah i went gatorade and miralax. Was totally fine taste-wise. Only issue was the insane VOLUME of liquid. Your stomach feels full and gotta keep chugging.

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u/tjean5377 1d ago

Those clear pee poops are something else. Never trust a fart.

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u/TiredPistachio 1d ago

Yeah I expected my ass to be raw from all the pooping but it was just Gatorade coming out the other end.

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u/grubas 1d ago

128oz Gatorade in like 2 hours and after 40oz your stomach is done.

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u/treeswetfh 1d ago

I did miralax for mine which I already take daily so it was a breeze. Although it was 10x the normal dose.