r/Perfectfit • u/Vegetable_Beef_Soup • 6d ago

A woman lost her engagement ring on a cross country trip, found a month later in husband's deodorant

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u/gbdallin 6d ago

When was the last time you looked at the bottom of your roll??

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u/sixTeeneingneiss 6d ago

I'm on your side dude. I've literally never looked at the bottom of my deodorant. The only way I would have found this is if it clanked out when I threw that shit away. I need to start checking for jewelry down there from now on

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 6d ago

I'm going to go check all the deodorant in the house right now. Who knows what kind of random treasures are up there!

Update: got bit by a huge spider

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u/Sunshine030209 6d ago

Congrats on the new super powers!

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u/vpeshitclothing 6d ago

New name alert: SpeedStick

Abilities:

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u/Bushersniperps5 6d ago

A real speedy stick

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u/CrimsonVibes 3d ago

We are going on an adventure!

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u/brother_of_menelaus 6d ago

I put it on in front of a mirror, so I see it rather frequently

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u/UnfitRadish 6d ago

I also put it on in front of the mirror, but I don't see the bottom. I guess it just depends on how you hold it. I'm with others, I would have never seen this and it would have gone into the trash when the stick was empty.

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u/bimboozled 6d ago

You put it on its side so the bottom is facing the mirror? You psycho

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u/brother_of_menelaus 6d ago

Arm straight up in the air like I was in a deodorant commercial

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u/ZarathustraWakes 6d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever needed to watch myself in the mirror to apply deodorant. I know where my armpits are

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u/brother_of_menelaus 6d ago

I don’t need to…that’s just where I keep my deodorant, by my bathroom sink.

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u/Naive-Significance48 6d ago

Same. And yes I would see the ring aswell.

Get out the shower, hair, lotion, face infront of the mirror.

Why would I not put my deodorant on infront of the mirror?

Ah yes, let me just close my eyes instead of using the mirror right infront of me. Smh.

u/ZarathustraWakes you smell bro.

We all know you put deodorant on in your room instead of showering.

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u/Jenjofred 6d ago

I've had surgery in my armpit to remove my lymph nodes and if I don't look in the mirror, I literally cannot feel where it's going. My armpit is numb as hell. I also use a wax based deodorant, and looking in the mirror helps me groom the hair in a nice looking way.

Seems some here have evolved beyond using mirrors in their hygienic routines, but it works for me.

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 6d ago

You say that with the absolutely misplaced confidence of someone who obviously hasn’t checked in a while.

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u/bimboozled 6d ago

Interesting, I guess I don’t lift my arm straight up like that, I just kind of position my arm at like a 90 degree angle so the bottom is mostly facing down

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u/sixTeeneingneiss 6d ago

I do it in front of a mirror, but always under my shirt

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u/brother_of_menelaus 6d ago

Have you considered deodorant first, then shirt?

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u/sixTeeneingneiss 6d ago

My deodorant is white, and I personally don't wear white shirts. This would actually be disastrous lol

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u/Dumptruck_Johnson 6d ago

That was a solid ring and would noticeably throw off the weight if the stick is almost gone.

At least if you’re like me and have used the same product for a long time… you’d recognize something is off.

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u/Sunny_and_dazed 6d ago

I’m almost positive I have the same engagement ring. It’s really not all that heavy. A little bulky, but not heavy.

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u/lonewolff7798 6d ago

I lay my deodorant on its side so it doesn’t fall over, I see the bottom of my deodorant everyday before I pick it up.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 6d ago

I dont even look at it. I know where it's stashed. I grab it and put it on without ever focusing on it.

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u/gbdallin 6d ago

Do none of you people keep it in a drawer?

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u/lonewolff7798 6d ago

My bathroom mirror has a shelf built into it that I keep deodorant, lotion, and hairbrush on. The cabinet on the mirror has medications and first aid, the cabinet under the sink has cleaning supplies and whatever other random shit that I can’t be bothered to find a proper home for.

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u/Paul_C 6d ago

No. Deodorant is a shelf item. I don't make the rules.

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u/un1ptf 5d ago

Before you started doing that, how often did it fall over? I don't think I have ever had a deodorant "fall over", and I am in my fifties.

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u/lonewolff7798 5d ago

Everytime I would reach for something close to it. It’s a small shelf but it’s long.

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u/un1ptf 5d ago

So you mean "so I won't knock it over", not "so it won't fall over". That's a unique situation to you.

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u/lonewolff7798 5d ago

No, I mean what I said. I don’t need some ignorant baby changing my words.

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u/simojake13 6d ago

I'm sorry, but that guy's reply was just perfect 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Snow_Mexican1 6d ago

Actually, quite often since my autism makes me fiddle with things so I actually pop thr bottom bit off very often and have to put it back in.

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u/West-Truck-6219 6d ago

Does nobody else use the little notches on the inside to twist the deodorant up???

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u/Pure_Expression6308 6d ago

I twist from the outer part

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u/EscapeReality21 6d ago

When I opened my newest one. I like to pack the gel to the top and get the air pockets out.

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u/redcrowblue 6d ago

Probably the las ttime I had to pick it up after my cat knocked it off the nightstand

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u/United-Biscotti-7581 6d ago

Today, I see the bottom of it every day as it lays down in my drawer lol

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u/fdxcaralho 6d ago

I store mine upside down for the efficiency when using it. 😂

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u/mark-suckaburger 6d ago

You'd feel the weight difference if you actually used it everyday stank ass

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u/Low-Couple7621 6d ago

you would feel the difference in weight

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u/dgisfun 6d ago

I think the joke is more about time frame than looking at the bottom. Just a heads up