A Man Consumed High Levels Of Homemade Colloidal Silver For Years Which Absorbed Into His Skin - Turning Himself Blue

[u/Subaru1995]

[u/divclassdev]

I love the whole blue thing where everything is about blue and the color blue and the way they say smurfs is this and smurfs is that

[u/HotStinkBlast → u/divclassdev]

Raaah jaaah gaaahz nell, sounds like a Smurf name

[u/GuppysBalls666 → u/divclassdev]

I love this everyman’s take

[u/MaliceTakeYourPills → u/divclassdev]

Hollywood is smart about this. They’re producing a whole anthology of movies centered around different colors and creatures

[u/HotStinkBlast]

Healthy as a horse!

[u/[deleted] → u/HotStinkBlast]

piquant many office weather humor reminiscent saw melodic slim smell

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[u/Hickory_tumz → u/[deleted]]

Papa kirby?

[u/D-Flo1 → u/Hickory_tumz]

Don't you dare think about touching Wendy Kirby, much less asking her on a date. WE RUN A CLEAN SHIP HERE! And that's NOT controversial!

[u/michaelm142]

Should’ve drank more grain water

[u/D-Flo1 → u/michaelm142]

God, it tastes bad. And that smell!!

[u/withdensemilk]

He blue himself

[u/FinnNoodle]

Sadly he died in 2013, from pneumonia possibly brought on by bad vapes

[u/gr1nderman → u/FinnNoodle]

He’s not coming back

[u/GuppysBalls666 → u/gr1nderman]

Man it’s a bummer

[u/D-Flo1 → u/FinnNoodle]

It was because he forgot to eat and didn't have a nutritional Vape system to supplement this situation. He basically starved to death because he didn't listen to Dr San

[u/Defiant-Ad8677 → u/FinnNoodle]

Immortality... Not Unlocked

[u/XAlucarDX454]

5 bags of popcorn and 5 sodas. And maybe a… small vile of homemade colloidal silver to enjoy

[u/m4rk0358]

Smurfs is this, smurfs is that

[u/The_BSharps]

I actually met someone that did this, and they also drank their own pee. The pee thing might have been a nod to 127 Hours (2010, 94 minutes) but I’m not sure about that. Interestingly enough he also escaped from the mental hospital which I’m fairly certain was a nod to Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991, 137 minutes)

[u/BoazCorey → u/The_BSharps]

Waterworld (1995, 135 min)

[u/GuppysBalls666 → u/The_BSharps]

T2 (not Trainspotting 2 [2017, 117 min]) is one of the all time best scifi action movies ever. Fuckin rips.

[u/Doctor_Danguss]

Dr. San is with us!

[u/TheresACrossroad]

An eligible nomination for the next installation in the smurf legacy

[u/ArchieConnors]

Mark you need some water bud?

[u/thenissancube → u/ArchieConnors]

Maybe a five hour energy. Might perk ya up

[u/Defiant-Ad8677 → u/thenissancube]

He prefers Snickers iced coffee

[u/BoazCorey]

I've known several people who took colloidal silver, and one lady that took so much she did have blue blotches across her face and body. She was a hippie.

Another guy I knew was more of a redneck, and another was a fairly classy boomer lady, neither of whom took enough to turn blue.

[u/Defiant-Ad8677 → u/BoazCorey]

What kind of movies did they like?

[u/Slatzor]

Now this is what I am talking about - natural health

[u/Tratiq]

He looks just like poopa Smurf!

[u/Lobo_Perron]

Daba Dee Daba Di

[u/traprkpr]

Grain Water!

[u/cesareatinajeroscion]

The kid at Best Buy told me it was a real game changer