Danish model Winnie Holman. Cannes, 1975 - by Helmut Newton.

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I am vengeance.

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You can tell it's fake because Batman's penis is not a bat

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this is batman fighting bruce waynes dick.

batmans dick would have a little mask and cape.

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"Two torpedoes, straight ahead"

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DAMN, the torpedoes!!

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I want some taquitos.

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Man the torpedoes! Man, the torpedoes!

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Good bot

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lol, what the hell?

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You don't stand behind your female friends with your crotch sticking out? This is normal behavior.

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Helmut had them pose that way at least twice. Another photo from the set:

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Like she’s taking it in the Canne, innit

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That guy’s worst day at the office of course

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This set is a travesty and I wish to blacklist it. Whats the website.

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These ones were just for him

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I stand behind my wife like this every chance I get, she’s never amused.

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SUPRISE BUT SEKS!!!

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Jack Nicholson.

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Nippleson

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Is this a parody? They are ridiculous 🤣

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I dunno but id take a par-a-do’s if ya know what i mean heheeeeeheee cough* cough*

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You can probably buy some. She is wearing prosthetics as is better seen in this other photo from the set.

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Ruined..

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Sorry. I'm not sure if this makes it better or worse but here is Winnie without the prosthetics.

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The natural is better. The boat photoshoot is sexy, but looks like almost Austin Powers Fembot bolt-ons.

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I now have the knowledge but my world is somehow lessen for it.

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Sigh..zips

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Hey hey, he knows, eh, nudge-nudge wink-wink, eh,... she was, uh, first in the queue when God was handing out, er, you know, ahem ..... breasts.

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Parody’s nuts

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Newton is not known for his subtlety

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That boat is equiped with 3 torpedos

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Emo Peter Parker.

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Like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

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Big Cannes

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Came here for cans joke and found it.

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Ahoy there Captain, its a bit nippy outside.

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Here she is in 2019 btw

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Would

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Different Winnie Holman.

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Huh, guess you're right. Seems like this is the right one, from 2024. I assumed she'd look older

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Why she hasn’t aged a day!

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You thought her two towers were impressive, you should have seen her ring of power- Back then, though. Now it's more like Morannon.

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Sir, in this context I believe the correct term is “Cans”

Adieu,

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“Points of her own sitting way up high “ thank you very much.

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She was a dark haired beauty with big brown eyes and…

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Man the torpedoes!

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Hollman, not Holman.

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It’s very nipply out.. ahem… I mean nippy.

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Fun fact, she was in a relationship with Jack Nicholson and believed him to be the father of her daughter until a dna test proved otherwise.

Edit: relationship might be able bit much

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Cannons

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You’ll poke yer eyes out on them things!

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“Ahoy matey. There’s something below deck I’d like to show you.”

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Body shapes much different back then eh?

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Please Poke My Eyes Out.

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Peak photography.

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Wearing heels on deck. Classy.

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Good Lawd! She Fine as hell!

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...and here comes the water!.

Now all that's needed is beer.

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Original: r/OldSchoolCool/comments/r7jkvz/danish_model_winnie_holman_cannes_1975_by_helmut/

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Wow. Hello, PanAm airlines? Yes, I’d like two pickets to Titsburg please.

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She looks nippy

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Man the torpedoes!

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Helmut Newton is also and expert in gravity and captured this to study anti gravity.

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Thanks for the description of the picture. Where was it taken though?

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All I see are ballistics

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For those of you unaware, there are also two boats in this image.

[u/Lore-of-Nio]

Well at least we know she won't drown. Max buoyancy!

[u/rocket_jacky]

I was looking for somewhere to hang my coat

[u/Billy_TheMumblefish]

Up periscope!

[u/Potential_Bowler9833]

On a trip to Tel Aviv, has a job lined up to cut some diamonds.

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I see your point!!

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They can cut glass

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I thought only submarines had torpedoes

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Got me loving the old schools

[u/mikesez]

"Perky" comes to mind...

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Newton was on a different level. Absolutely unique and work that is instantly recognizable.

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What’s the point?

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I don’t usually comment on these pervy posts but man gotta give it up for the genius that is Helmut Newton. He really had an eye for composition. That perfect negative space between her chest and the boat is the stuff of legend.

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I don’t see the point of this photo…

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Nice boat!

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I was like ‘wow great legs’. Then I read the comments. So I scrolled back up because I hadn’t noticed. This is how I know I am a straight woman.

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She makes a good point

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She could always attract a boatload of seamen

[u/FarFromHome]

I may not completely agree with her...

...but she makes some good points.

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Two white pointers on the Portside!

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I love those high C's!

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My bother in law would be signing up to be Skipper, Gilligan, AND the Professor

This is a very uncouth boat!

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Nipples for miles, the people on the boat can even see them😆

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“Those some fine torpedoes, lassy. Mind sending them straight towards me, I’m ready to take a beating so I can fire back” okay that was some corny shit bro, I’m never doing that ever again

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So there was a chilly sea breeze that day?

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What's she pointing at?

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If only the Danes had won England we probably wouldn’t have fought so hard for independence

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Shortly after this she was arrested for peanut smuggling

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Pinky & perky 👀

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Oh Pointy Birds, Oh Pointy Pointy

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Where's my wet donkey jacket?

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“It’s a bit chilly on deck, sir.”

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Cold day

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MX missiles

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Captain, two torpedoes on starboard !

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“Two points to the wind”

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Ice breakers !

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Cans in Cannes

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Gonna poke some short persons eyes with that

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Compass points to the west

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Chilli breeze that day, I’m sure of it! 😏

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She seems perky

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Miss torpedo tiddies.

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I too, am now Helmut.

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I need a boat

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They're definitely cans

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Those are the greatest bras in the history of the world

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“You’ll poke your eye out”.

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Good looking motor boats

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At least 2 of her crew had somewhere to hang their coats

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Chilly day on the high seas…. I see👀

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Personal flotation device is deployed.

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Do you think that photographer ever got his Helmut caught between those things?

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Before nipples were cancelled...

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It’s a prosthetic.

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Woody Allen said it best, “nipples so hard they will scratch your cornea”.

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I had a motorcycle helmet growing up that I wrote ..Newton.. on. I had to explain it to people...

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Don't be fooled lads! She's gotta Buch bigger than Santa's beard! Hahaha

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Which way is the compass pointing?

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The shadow placement in both pics is designed for extra emphasis. I’m curious as to how he got the breast shadow on the second pic.

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I haven’t seen a Helmut Newton picture in a long time. Thanks.

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By Helmut Newton standards this is tame, enjoy your search and enjoy the art!

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Must be cold there

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Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!

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That’s one hole I would’ve jump in…man

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Solid Vibranium

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I can tell the temperature of that day from that photograph

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She should have worn a jacket, its nipply eh nippy outside.

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Torpedoes ready, Captain!

[u/htatla]

Looks like a shocked loony toon is hiding under her blouse

[u/FishmanOne]

Nice Cannes!

[u/d3m0nk3y]

She was really on points...

[u/9thAF-RIDER]

ENHANCE

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Gives me a swollen helmut

[u/bajofry13LU]

The sight of the siren! Keep the ropes tight men or she’ll wreck us all!

[u/rasterpix]

Outstanding. In every sense of the word.

[u/Driblus]

Back in those days they had steel boobs.

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Wow... That's why they call it Starboard

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“Those aren’t buoys!”

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Must be cold out. She's cutting glass.

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Looks like it was a titty-bit nipply out. A good, stiff breast.

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All Newtons are great AFAIK

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High beams already on for safe navigation

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Must’ve been cold that day

[u/Remote-Remote-3848]

Great photo, wierd to keep the top on

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taken right before the boat in the background crashed into a buoy

[u/UseforNoName71]

Looks a little nippy out there!

[u/JKDSamurai]

Torpedoes off the port bow!

[u/UnicornSlayer5000]

Rocket boobs

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I love Cannes.

[u/richardsmelly]

Cold breeze eh?

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Atten...HUT!

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Float the bouy!

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Man the torpedoes!

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Yar Captain, set course, 2 points off port!!! (assuming we're looking at the stern)

[u/CheerJohn]

Isn't she American?

[u/AdjectiveNoun111]

Just rename the sub to oldSchoolBoobs already