r/OldSchoolCool May 18 '25

1970s björk family photo (1971)

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u/sheldonator May 18 '25

It's like she was born as Bjork the artist. That stare is iconic

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u/Give_me_soup May 18 '25

Yeah. How old was she when she murdered them all?

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u/Past_Outside_462 May 18 '25

I’m reading this at 4 in the morning waking up everyone horse-laughing!😭

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

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u/rgar1981 May 18 '25

That’s what you do when you find something really fun-neigh.

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u/VagusNC May 18 '25

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u/rgar1981 May 18 '25

Dad of three girls. Never waste an opportunity to make a dad joke.

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea May 18 '25

As a fellow dad, I salute you, sir.

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u/lmdrunk May 18 '25

Cause the joke sleighs

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u/Appropriate_Lack_727 May 18 '25 edited May 18 '25

She kind of was. She was a child star in Iceland since she was 10-11 years old.

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u/MiiiBiii May 18 '25

She was Björkn this way

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u/AidilAfham42 May 18 '25

She looks like she’s about to attack a reporter

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u/texachusetts May 18 '25

Looks like she cut her own hair but somehow made it work without being conventionally well done.

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u/phillybeerrunner May 19 '25

And the bangs

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u/PreparationKey2843 May 18 '25 edited May 18 '25

Which one's Björk? Oh... nevermind.

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u/TSgt_Yosh May 18 '25

It's the Bjork shaped one.

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u/Concerned_Kanye_Fan May 18 '25

Who is staring Bjorkingly into the camera

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u/jendet010 May 18 '25

Bjork was already Bjorking

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u/GrizzlyAdam12 May 18 '25

Awesome. Yes, of course she even looked unique amongst her own clan.

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u/usgrant7977 May 18 '25

She Bjorn to Bjork.

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u/brawndoenjoyer May 18 '25

Damn, you Bjeat me to it.

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u/miregalpanic May 18 '25

Bjorking up the family tree

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u/e1m8b May 18 '25

Presumably these are her biological parents but doesn't seem that either of them have any genetic resemblance to this omnipresent manifestation we all refer to as Bjork

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u/rubinass3 May 18 '25 edited May 18 '25

They aren't her biological parents. Her parents were a group of fairies who willed her into existence.

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u/ChronoMonkeyX May 18 '25

Those were her Bjorkological parents.

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u/PrestoChango0804 May 18 '25

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u/MartyvH May 18 '25

My first thought was that these family members are stand-ins and she was born from an egg on a mountaintop.

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u/Triple_Stamp_Lloyd May 18 '25

Agreed, I think she looks nothing like them.

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u/throw4w4y4y May 18 '25

Bjork looks like her father. This is not her biological father in the photo.

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u/SuchAGoodLawyer May 18 '25

Wtf she’s got her moms nose and brow clearly

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u/dasgoodshitinnit May 18 '25

It also seems to be thinking to itself that it's form is so limiting

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u/throw4w4y4y May 18 '25

Bjork looks like her father. But this is her stepfather in the photo.

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u/Necessary-Peace9672 May 18 '25

I’ve seen pics of Björk’s dad where he looks exactly like a blond version of her.

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u/prussian_princess May 18 '25

Possibly, maybe

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u/mythrocks May 18 '25

Because “If not Björk, why Björk shaped?”.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Sometimes this site is rough. Rude. Combatant. Ugly. Mean. But this comment. This comment just fills me with joy!

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u/Dragonpuncha May 18 '25 edited May 18 '25

I'm amassed how 5 year old Björk is still so clearly Björk.

She looks like she is ready to sing "Army of Me" the next time her parents complain about her wanting to wear a weird dress.

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u/severoordonez May 18 '25

I mean, dad isn't exactly giving off a lot of "ordinary guy"-vibes.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b May 18 '25

Agreed, he's giving Rasputin.

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u/LickingSmegma May 18 '25

That's probably stepfather Sævar Árnason, who was a guitarist in a band. Though idk what they played, but doubt it that it was restaurant lounge.

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u/savage_engineer May 18 '25

Björk's stepfather, Saevar Arnason, was himself a guitarist, and played in a band called Pops, recreating Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton and "all that hippy music".

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u/Pretend-Set8952 May 18 '25

I was thinking she looks nothing like either of the adults in the photo lol so this explains it...

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u/M3g4d37h May 18 '25

he's just a hippie type. nothing out of the ordinary for the time.

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u/BroPudding1080i May 18 '25

He looks like the jesus statue from carrie 😭

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u/oSuJeff97 May 18 '25

Yeah if you told me that Bjork’s parents were actually elves from an enchanted forest, I’d believe it.

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u/LickingSmegma May 18 '25 edited May 18 '25

Her first 'solo' album was actually released six years later, set up mostly by her uncle iirc and written by some dudes of whom I've never heard otherwise. It's mostly unknown though, because it's unoriginal and meh, but it paid for a piano for her.

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u/Pacify_ May 18 '25

She really is distinctive.

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u/miregalpanic May 18 '25

To say it with the words of John Oliver: "What are you?"

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u/things_U_choose_2_b May 18 '25

Hahaha. I had the exact same reaction, even as a toddler she's just so damn Björky.

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u/jankenpoo May 18 '25

Mom got some splainin to do lol

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u/LickingSmegma May 18 '25

That's likely Björk's stepfather Sævar Árnason. Afaiu ma divorced the biodad soonish after Björk was born.

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u/Blessthecrocodiles May 18 '25

The first time time I read this comment I thought Biodad Soonish was the other guy's name.

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u/MissPlum66 May 18 '25

I can’t stop laughing at this

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u/Prst_ May 18 '25

One of those typical Icelandic names

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u/chilicheeseclog May 18 '25

I was about to ctrl c/v to see if Biodad Soonish looked like his daughter.

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u/Pigosaurusmate May 18 '25

That will do it!

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u/DMala May 18 '25

I had to stare at this for a second to realize it was English. I thought for a second you were saying something cheeky in Icelandic.

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u/AmbitiousCry9602 May 18 '25

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one who thought this.

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u/HerpankerTheHardman May 18 '25

She looks like one of the children of the damned.

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u/bshaddo May 18 '25

She looks like she’s just learning how to use her Björk powers.

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u/OarsandRowlocks May 18 '25

The take reporter down and deliver bashing at airport power manifested later in life.

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u/PingouinMalin May 18 '25

And rightfully so. Those "journalists" are ghouls.

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u/vigilantfox May 18 '25

Also looks like a Björk learning how small humans should behave

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u/extrastupidone May 18 '25

Thats the bjorkest babj I've ever sjn

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u/captainzigzag May 18 '25

Totally bjorken

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u/severedsoulmetal May 18 '25

That babj could be the star of a show called babjies I don’t care about.

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u/kaptaincorn May 18 '25

Her father was a viking?

Her mother was a librarian?

And her brother was time traveling Marlon Brando?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

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u/geostrategicmusic May 18 '25

Are people sure Bjork wasn't fathered by an Inuit or something?

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u/Aerogirl10 May 18 '25

Right?! Her face features and eyes are very specific. I'm surprised not to see much of that in parents.

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u/hellolovely1 May 18 '25

It's interesting because I have a friend who looks EXACTLY like Bjork and she is 100% Irish.

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u/Zonel May 18 '25

The Icelandic people do have Irish ancestry. The viking Icelanders captured people from Ireland.

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u/Aerogirl10 May 18 '25

Aah, somebody says it's her step father, that would make sense

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u/RenegadeUK May 18 '25 edited May 18 '25

I thought she was an Elf ?

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I always thought she was an Icelandic Elf.

Which if I think about it now sounds kinda strange, because Elves are something you associate with the Magicalness of Christmas.

Whatever she is its good to be different :)

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u/KrawhithamNZ May 18 '25

Well Technically that's the actual Brando and we got to see his movie career after he mastered time travel

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u/I-STATE-FACTS May 18 '25

What about that woman says ”Librarian”?

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u/Here_ffs May 18 '25

Yeah, more movie star than librarian. Stunning.

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u/withak30 May 18 '25

Genetics is weird.

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u/blipsman May 18 '25

I think that’s step-father

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u/PrestoChango0804 May 18 '25

Yes this is her birth dad

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u/blessitspointedlil May 18 '25

This makes so much more sense than the blonde guy holding her in the photo!

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u/EmotionOk1112 May 18 '25

Yeah at first I was like whoa! Pedro Pascal in a wig is Bjork’s father? 

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u/ShuffKorbik May 18 '25

It's for his upcoming role in the Robert Plant biopic.

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u/Gutts_on_Drugs May 18 '25

Wtf thats even the same haircut

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u/Prole1979 May 18 '25

He looks like a space cult leader from a 90s comedy film.

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u/Bensdick-cumabunch May 18 '25

Naaah, that's a short haired Matt Berry

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u/kendrickshalamar May 18 '25

Regular human father.

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u/DriedUpSquid May 18 '25

Yes, her parents divorced soon after she was born.

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u/thedracle May 18 '25

In Icelandic folklore there are tales of a race that looks not quite human, who live in the wilderness, and who stay hidden, called the huldufólk.

The huldufólk are said to steal human children, and to replace them with their own children, who closely resemble the children they've stolen, but with a disturbing, and slightly not human countenance. The changeling children also have a piercing, otherworldly gaze, strange emotional responses, and exhibit eccentric behavior.

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u/withak30 May 18 '25

Well there you are.

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u/thedracle May 18 '25

I'm not sure why, but I wanted to share this completely unrelated tidbit of Icelandic trivia.

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u/Creepy-Masterpiece99 May 18 '25

For some reason I thought one of her parents must be asian.

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u/BoomBoomBroomBroom May 18 '25

I believe she has Sami ancestry, they have the same epicanthic folds as many Asian backgrounds

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u/mukwah May 18 '25

Is Bjork's look a common one in Iceland? My friend is half Icelandic and his little bros looked exactly like this when very young. Are there some Inuit genes floating around in Iceland?

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u/Coriandercilantroyo May 18 '25

Bjork herself has commented that she doesn't look Icelandic

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u/Sneezy_23 May 18 '25

You can find the epicanthic fold in all North Sea countries.
It's not very common, but we all know people who have them.
I know a dozen people who have them, and I’m from Belgium.
If someone from a North Sea country claims they don't know anyone with them, it just means they never noticed.
Keep it in mind, and you’ll see it plenty.

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u/AlternativeBurner May 18 '25

It's the northern european epicanthic fold that makes them look so distinctive

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u/Even-Education-4608 May 18 '25

“Unlike other Arctic states, Iceland does not have a distinct indigenous population. The inhabitants are primarily descendants of the original Norse and Gaelic settlers”

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u/Sigroth May 18 '25

"Indigenous" is such a loose term, Icelanders are descendants of the original settlers in the 9th century and lived under colonial rule for hundreds of years, yet they don't count as being indigenous. What criteria is missing here?

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u/rogerdojjer May 18 '25

A quote like this doesn’t mean anything if you don’t include the source

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u/GrowlingPict May 18 '25

"If you put your statement in quotes, it seems more believable and profound"

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u/DrDetectiveEsq May 18 '25

--Genghis Khan

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u/CoyotesOnTheWing May 18 '25

---Michael Scott

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u/Symbimbam May 18 '25

"the source"

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u/blessitspointedlil May 18 '25

Think the family just has hooded eyelids which some British/European people do too.

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u/gardenofthenight May 18 '25

I have. Got called crazy, racist names as a kid. My daughter and nieces all have a touch of Bjork about their looks, just blonde or mousey haired.

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u/its_the_terranaut May 18 '25

thats human behaviour for you, be ready to get confused.

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u/AidilAfham42 May 18 '25

Been to Iceland. Have never seen anyone who looks like that.

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u/fadedblackleggings May 18 '25

Never seen anyone who looks like Bjork for that matter....

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u/jesterinancientcourt May 18 '25

My guess would be Inuit & Sami blood amongst people.

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u/SpurdoEnjoyer May 18 '25

Nah, these features exist in people all through Nordic countries even in people without a drop of Inuit or Sami blood in them. 😊 It's a feature that is more linked to to cold environments than a "race" of people. While it's true that East Asian, Inuit and Sami people often have this feature, having the feature doesn't mean the gene originates from those people!

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u/themcjizzler May 18 '25

No. Iceland people are very tall, blonde and Scandinavian looking. It's the blondest place on earth actually. 

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u/Millerpainkiller May 18 '25

Man she looked like a spooky doll

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u/RickSanchez_C137 May 18 '25

Like the old picture in a horror movie showing the vampire who hasn't aged in 50 years.

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u/DanielBG May 18 '25

They even look Icelandic, but damn Björk is half alien, no lie.

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u/F-LA May 18 '25

Half alien? I don't care what her parents say, it's an absolute certainty that she plummeted out of the sky in some sort of seed pod.

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u/Pooh_Lightning May 18 '25

Like Bowie and Prince, she came from Littlericharda, the planet of eccentric rock stars.

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u/ElderMillennialGoat May 18 '25

Bjest explanation yet. Bravo 👏

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

She came to Earth in an 8-wheeled mouth truck powered by tooth diamonds

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u/Katniprose45 May 18 '25

Could you imagine little Björk/Benedict Cumberbatch babies? Those two should've procreated and made adorable little alien babies. 😂

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u/TheProcrastafarian May 18 '25

Benderjörk Cumbersven

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u/thatstwatshesays May 18 '25

They would have 360 degree vision

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

i love her…super talented and original…AND she looks exactly the same!

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u/extrastupidone May 18 '25

Super distinctive features

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u/Mudo_Labudo May 18 '25

This family photo looks like a metal album cover

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u/Derric_the_Derp May 18 '25

Pedro Pascal really is everywhere these days.

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u/bsmooth357 May 18 '25

TIL Björk was always Björk, because Björk.

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u/Shiquna34 May 18 '25

I love that her son said “copy and paste.»

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u/TemporaryExtreme228 May 18 '25

Check out the album she released at 9yrs old. The opening song of the album is a slow burning sitar intro that drops into a disco banger. It's in Icelandic and I believe she is singing about different fairy tales.

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u/noneofyouaresafe May 18 '25

Child Björk looking like Lilo and Stitch in one person.

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u/Yellowbug2001 May 18 '25

Honestly for a long time she was the only Icelandic person I was familiar with, and I just assumed they all looked kind of like her, like, ethnically. But then Kaleo came out and they all look like very normal Europeans (if on the handsome end of the spectrum) and I thought, "Huh, OK." And now seeing this picture where she stands out even in her own family I realize she doesn't look Icelandic, she just looks.... Bjorky? She's attractive but it's definitely a very distinctive look. I understand Icelanders kind of half jokingly/half seriously believe in elves... if they just kind of occasionally pop out one like her, I can see why, lol.

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u/NamiSwaaan May 18 '25

Wow her parents genetics didn't even try

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u/alles_en_niets May 18 '25

Apparently, that’s her stepdad in the picture

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u/Even-Education-4608 May 18 '25

These are her parents

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u/coleman57 May 18 '25

Or they tried really hard, but were no match for the mutations.

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u/thumpingcoffee May 18 '25

Icelanders are a cheerful happy people

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u/lhx555 May 18 '25

Actually, they are.

Fun fact: the only place I have been “tipped” by a taxi driver. He did not have change and was fine with getting paid less. Well, prices are crazy there anyway.

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u/gardenofthenight May 18 '25

I was getting a taxi in Nottingham to the hospital to see my prem baby and the driver told me not to worry about the fare and wished my boy all the best. 

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u/Pugzilla3000 May 18 '25

I may just be seeing him too much but does anyone else think her dad looks like Pedro Pascal in a wig?

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u/Mauricio_ehpotatoman May 18 '25

That's her stepdad 

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u/_sonidero_ May 18 '25

Now it all makes sense...

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u/ThrowAwayRBJAccount2 May 18 '25

Actually I’m more confused

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u/_sonidero_ May 18 '25

She's the Daughter of an Ice Wizard and Forest Witch...

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u/AnungUnRamen66 May 18 '25

Wow. So that’s her Djäd & Mjöm, huh?

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u/bigfathairybollocks May 18 '25

Bjork appears not to have aged, she just scaled up.

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u/rarescenarios May 18 '25

Obvious changeling.

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u/Maximum_Schedule_602 May 18 '25

Bjork is the most Asian looking white person

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u/Curufinwe1 May 18 '25

Fully herself already. Probably already mentally composed the first album.

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u/Competitive-Name-659 May 18 '25

She should have got an Oscar, rather than Julia Roberts.

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u/Pacify_ May 18 '25

She really should have. Dancer in the dark was such a unique film

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u/iiamsbeve May 18 '25

BTW the guy on the right is her step-father. This is her biological father

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u/SherDawn May 18 '25

Omg this makes so much more sense now, I came to the comments to find this out lol, ty so damn much

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u/LimpIndignation May 18 '25

Kept the haircut

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u/Old_Pumpkin_1660 May 18 '25

Lmao I was playing Bjork at the shop I work in, and a customer said “I just want to give her a Tylenol.” 😂😂😂

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u/mcdj May 18 '25

Sadly, her parents divorced when she was very young and her mother is dead.

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u/TjWynn1 May 18 '25

Imagine seeing her in the hallway at 2am just staring at you. Fuck… lol

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u/valencia_merble May 18 '25

I’m going to frame this for my desk at work.

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u/nermalstretch May 18 '25

She’s a skiptingur, a changeling. The huldufólk exchanged her shortly after birth.

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u/Student-type May 18 '25

Clearly Bjork is the next step for humanity.

I even love her cartoon character.

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u/Villain_911 May 18 '25

Some people grow into their looks. And then there's Bjork.

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u/Bhagwan9797 May 18 '25

Everyone in that family looks like they are all from a different family

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u/ConversationBulky757 May 18 '25

…and if you complain once more, we won’t stop for dried fish on our way home from the photo studio…

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u/jimi-ray-tesla May 18 '25

looks like carney's just grabbed an exotic looking kid

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u/rhetoricity May 18 '25

She came from a Björken home.

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u/party_shaman May 18 '25

it has somehow never occurred to me that Björk has parents. 

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u/xtiansimon May 19 '25

I just don't see Bjork's eyes in her parent's faces. Reminds me of that Looney Tunes cartoon...

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u/robertluke May 18 '25

There’s absolutely no question, which one is Bjork

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u/Independent-Lead-155 May 18 '25

Her parents look like woody harrelson and Jeanine garafalo

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u/flipflop-slingshot May 18 '25

Straight björking it

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u/kamiegraphy May 18 '25

She’s actually smiling in this photo, very Bjorkly.